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Salty Droid

It’s Not Magic

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Pick a card :: Any card …

Now take that card and get the fuck out of my house.

I don’t care if you’re only seven … I don’t like being asked to do magic tricks.

It makes me feel inadequate.

And you know what? :: Leave the card! :: Just get the fuck out.

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