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Stop Stop Online Piracy Act

The Stop Online Piracy Act is like the DMCA … except worser.

I’m against it.

I think it’s dumb.

I fart in its general direction.

I think it won’t help protect Intellectual Property {a worthy end}.

I’m so against it that I’m embedding the above Vimeo video that other thought leading thought leaders are fearlessly embedding {I haven’t actually watched it but I think that’s how these things are done}. It reminds me of the time I had a Vimeo account :: after I got banned from YouTube and I set it up in hopes … but then I lost it even quicker … so much for hopes.

Oh well :: anywayz :: back to protecting all of our super awesome free Internet speech …

I’m also showing my angsty civic outrage during this time of crisis by linking to this Stop Censorship site that other people are linking to … take that forces of darkness!

People have been asking me :: so okay :: there we have it … I’m fucking against it.

Remember just now when I said I was fucking against SOPA? Yeah … that was so awesome and cutting edge of me. I said it from my home on Project DOD … a special free speech server which is my last stop on the fringe before hosting this site in the sort of country where my targets like to do their banking.

Cause this fake robot blog wasn’t welcome on the corporate Internet.

I’d go tweet about how fucking against SOPA I am :: but I’ve been thrice banned from Twitter.

Facebook … yep … that’s right out.

But it all makes sense … this is a very controversial site. I mean it’s written by a lawyer and military veteran who is concerned about the bulk exploitation of a vulnerable group … and it contains jokes about crimes and the criminals who commit those crimes. It has a big following … and a reputation for veracity. You can’t expect to get away with that sort of shit in the land of the free and the home of the brave now plus the Internet dot com.

Wait what?

Yeah :: well … please forgive me if I think maybe the copyright wars have already ruined the fucking beautiful opportunity for honest to god free speech on the Internet.

I want a carve out from all the stupid copyright bullshit for genuine dissent :: whistle-blowing … and the things that matter most for our hopes of real transparency. I want the absolute right to sit at this lunch counter for anyone with the balls to step up to it.

I guess I’ll stoop to demanding “please not worse” :: but fucking fuck … I had hoped to be a revolutionary.

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