Stop Online Plagiarism Act

I’m fucking against the SOPA :: and the PIPA … and the Santa Maria. I just blacked out my whole glorious fake robot site to prove it {and for fear of defying Wikipedia}. According to The Times of New York :: the protests and bellyaching are working … and the stupid old men of the stupid old man Congress […]

Stop Stop Online Piracy Act

The Stop Online Piracy Act is like the DMCA … except worser.

I’m against it.

I think it’s dumb.

I fart in its general direction.

I think it won’t help protect Intellectual Property {a worthy end}.

I’m so against it that I’m embedding the above Vimeo video that other thought leading thought leaders are fearlessly embedding {I haven’t actually watched it but I think […]

SaltyDroid vs. WikiLeaks

Julian Assange has RasputinEyes™ :: it’s not a fucking compliment.

Grigori Rasputin is famous for nothing. He was a mystic :: or a healer :: or a prophet :: or a monk :: blah blah bullshit … he was a creepy fucking poser that made everything :: and everyone :: around him worse. The plague of sociopathic narcissists has been percolating for […]

The DMCA and the Damned

As you probably didn’t notice :: The Droid’s old home on was recently taken down completely by a series of Not-Doctor Kilstein attacks. Ye Ol’ Home {as I’m going to call it never again} :: ranks 1st or 2nd for a Google search of Harlan Kilstein :: Harlan is desperate to do something about it. And by “something” […]

DMCA Claims – Part 2

Should I do what I’m about to do? Probably not :: but I’ve already paddled this rowboat into the ocean :: I might as well just drown.

Here is one of the DMCA claims filed by the representatives of Infomastery {aka Perry Belcher & Ryan Deiss} against The Salty Droid :: {click on the image below to download the full […]

DMCA Claims – Part 1

Justice has demanded that I attain all DMCA claims filed against The Droid and publish them on this blog.  Seriously! :: Justice took the form of a masked baby kitten and started barking orders at me.  It kind of freaked me out :: So I’ve decided to comply.  Relax you silly kitty :: relax.

One of the super cool things […]

Dead Again :: Alive Again

Ladies :: I’m back! {applause and swooning}

The Salty Droid :: Banned from Twitter {like a hero!}:: And now banned from Bluehost after two short :: take-down infested :: months {like a hero :: again!}. Two mighty bastions of “we don’t really give a shit about your right to speak” have fallen.  The false DMCA claims of tawdry, worthless, transparent, […]

By |August 19th, 2009|copyright, DMCA, Free Speech|13 Comments|

CopyWrong Chris

Via the colorful InBox of The Salty Droid ::

Date: Aug 12, 2009
From: “Lara Townsend”

To the owner of
It has come to my attention that you are illegally using a picture from my blog on your site:

It appears on this page:

The graphic was stolen from this original web page, owned by my company:
As you did […]

Twitter: Repression and Exploitation

I don’t really blame the scammers for filing false DMCA claims against me.  It’s an exploit that almost always works, so why not use it?  What are the chances that the crazy robot is a bored lawyer who is just itching to sue some idiot for exploiting the rules? 100% obviously.  Oops.  SaltyDroid v. Kilstein :: Could be a […]

Revenge of the Kilsteins

Not-Doctor Harlan Kilstein {perverted asshole, dumpy fool, sick freak, and probable regular wearer of pink leotards} wasn’t a fan of my last video {link}. I’d guess that is because it made him look like a fucking idiot :: And fucking idiots hate that.  Don’t worry Harlan … people were laughing at you … not with you {you thought I […]