As you probably didn’t notice :: The Droid’s old home on wordpress.com was recently taken down completely by a series of Not-Doctor Kilstein attacks. Ye Ol’ Home {as I’m going to call it never again} :: ranks 1st or 2nd for a Google search of Harlan Kilstein :: Harlan is desperate to do something about it. And by “something” :: of course I mean ineffectively dig himself deeper into a hole that he’ll NEVER get out of.
The Post is humiliating :: disastrous for his relationships with non-animals :: and it …

Should I do what I’m about to do? Probably not :: but I’ve already paddled this rowboat into the ocean :: I might as well just drown.
Here is one of the DMCA claims filed by the representatives of Infomastery {aka Perry Belcher & Ryan Deiss} against The Salty Droid :: {click on the image below to download the full pdf}

If the sight of a Top 50 Law Firm’s letterhead makes you GASP for breath and rethink your world view :: Then you must have gone to law school.  You must …

Justice has demanded that I attain all DMCA claims filed against The Droid and publish them on this blog.  Seriously! :: Justice took the form of a masked baby kitten and started barking orders at me.  It kind of freaked me out :: So I’ve decided to comply.  Relax you silly kitty :: relax.
One of the super cool things about the DMCA is how none of the caving web companies will hand over the complaints that led to your no-process muzzling.
The Droid {taking the form of The Jason} :: I’d …

Ladies :: I’m back! {applause and swooning}
The Salty Droid :: Banned from Twitter {like a hero!}:: And now banned from Bluehost after two short :: take-down infested :: months {like a hero :: again!}. Two mighty bastions of “we don’t really give a shit about your right to speak” have fallen.  The false DMCA claims of tawdry, worthless, transparent, nobody scammers were just too much for their fragile little corporate hearts to bear.
GoodBye dehumanized corporate pigs :: Hello hippie nerds!
The Salty Droid’s humorous restatements of the obvious {and occasional KickAss …

Via the colorful InBox of The Salty Droid ::
Date: Aug 12, 2009
From: “Lara Townsend” lifetimemarketingsuccess.help@gmail.com
CC: legal@lifetimemarketingsuccess.com

To the owner of SaltyDroid.info:
It has come to my attention that you are illegally using a picture from my blog on your site:
http://www.saltydroid.info/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/not-funny.jpg
It appears on this page:
http://www.saltydroid.info/the-floportunity-of-a-lifetime/
The graphic was stolen from this original web page, owned by my company:
http://www.mlmblog.com/archives/2009/03/3-time-saving-tools-to-streamline-your-business-life.html
As you did NOT obtain permission to use my graphic, it’s fully copyrighted and you are using it in violation of US and International copyright law, please remove that picture *immediately* (within the next …

I don’t really blame the scammers for filing false DMCA claims against me.  It’s an exploit that almost always works, so why not use it?  What are the chances that the crazy robot is a bored lawyer who is just itching to sue some idiot for exploiting the rules? 100% obviously.  Oops.  SaltyDroid v. Kilstein :: Could be a case, a comic book, or a wrestling match.  It’s got it all!
Also getting off free from blame, YouTube.  YouTube has the most reason to be touchy about copyright claims with billions …

Not-Doctor Harlan Kilstein {perverted asshole, dumpy fool, sick freak, and probable regular wearer of pink leotards} wasn’t a fan of my last video {link}. I’d guess that is because it made him look like a fucking idiot :: And fucking idiots hate that.  Don’t worry Harlan … people were laughing at you … not with you {you thought I was going to be all conciliatory … and then WHAM! … I wasn’t … humor … evil genius … I have it all}.
Well Not-Doctor K. ain’t gonna be done like that! …

Dear Member:
This is to notify you that we have removed or disabled access to the following material as a result of a third-party notification by Schirmer Financial Management claiming that this material is infringing:
Squirmy Schirmer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1LlWJ4mFTs
>> bloop
It seems DevilDave Schirmer and I don’t share similar taste in movies.  I guess I’ll have to defriend him on Netflix.
The offending video was an accompaniment to my Schirmer’s Seppuku post.  It contains footage from A Current Affair’s excellent multipart expose of Schirmer.  They set his punk ass up to think he is doing …