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So I’m totally famous now … I can haz u monies?
Last year Engadget left AOL to become The Verge :: because AOL is like one of the stupidest things that’s ever happened … and if you breathe in their fumes for too long you’ll turn into a raging idiot addicted to teeth whiteners. Says David Carr in his NYTimes article about the move …
“In Internet years, AOL has grown long in the tooth and seems incapable of playing nice with the toys it buys. There is a great deal of …
bleep bloop, Featured, Headline, Scams, Sheeple »
Do you have a statistically significant shortage of grey matter in your anterior rostral prefrontal cortex?
That’s a shame.
You should seriously have that shit checked out … you might be a psychopath.
Vacation over :: I bailed my fake secretary Debbie out of debtors prison {which she’ll be repaying at a variable interest rate that I’ve pegged to Italian credit default swaps} … now back to freak town.
1 … 2 … 3 … go!
Not all psychopath’s are bloody :: liver eating … mass murders. But those are the ones we {eventually} lock in …
bleep bloop, Brian Clark, Chris Brogan, Copyblogger, Darren Rowse, Dave Navarro, Ed Dale, Featured, Laura Roeder, Mike Koenigs, Naomi Dunford, Scams, Sonia Simone »
I’m on vacation … so let’s just read some of my March emails together shall we? I think it will be fun because I won’t have to do very much work {I already wrote March’s emails} :: and you’ll think it’s fun because you’re easily amused like a methed-up gerbil.
BlogWorldExpo –
Jason,
My name is Shane and I’m the conference director for BlogWorld and New Media Expo. I wanted to reach out to see if you would be interested or would consider doing a keynote presentation at one of our shows.
We …
bleep bloop, Free Speech, Hope, minions, Scams »
Are you with me … or are you with me?
Or wait … are you against me?
WTF! You’re against me? What did I ever do to you?
Oh I ruined your life? Okay … that makes sense. But the rest of you have no excuse.
This fake robot site is tough to read :: and understand … because it’s fucking awesome and it takes hard work to be in on the jokes. People don’t want to work hard … they want to get diabetes while watching other people dance with the stars.
I don’t …
bleep bloop, Boiler Rooms, Scams, Video »
… seriously.
I’m not joking …
… do it.
>> bleep bloop
Anik Singal, bleep bloop, Video »
Y’all wouldn’t believe the shit I’ve been up to … expecially because I’m not going to tell you about it yet.
Muh ha ha?
Meanwhile :: back at fucking StupidTown … Anik Singal needs our help!
Says he via email today …
There is nothing to buy, in fact,
I want to GIVE YOU an opportunity
to do something for ME!
I guess taking is the essence of giving :: that’s something the Buddha once said … meth-Buddha {he’s not quite as chill as the normal Buddha}.
Anik wants to give us the opportunity to give him a …
bleep bloop, Boiler Rooms, Mark Shurtleff, Scams, Utah »
Clint Dempsey scored the first ever American hat-trick in England’s Premier League! It’s no big deal or anything :: unless you love the world’s most popular sport … or you love America {or Texas I guess} … then maybe it’s kinda a big deal.
Sure :: it’s got jack shit to do with this blog … but Jason’s been sick so just fucking deal with it.
Too much TV has been proven by dentists to help with the flu :: and maybe even the plague … so you’re covered if things turn …
bleep bloop, copyright, Free Speech, Jeremy Johnson, Mark Shurtleff, Utah »
I’m fucking against the SOPA :: and the PIPA … and the Santa Maria. I just blacked out my whole glorious fake robot site to prove it {and for fear of defying Wikipedia}. According to The Times of New York :: the protests and bellyaching are working … and the stupid old men of the stupid old man Congress {which is like a series of intestinal tubes} are caving.
“A freshman senator, Marco Rubio of Florida, a rising Republican star, was first out of the starting gate Wednesday morning with his …
bleep bloop, copyright, DMCA, Free Speech, Twitter, Video »
The Stop Online Piracy Act is like the DMCA … except worser.
I’m against it.
I think it’s dumb.
I fart in its general direction.
I think it won’t help protect Intellectual Property {a worthy end}.
I’m so against it that I’m embedding the above Vimeo video that other thought leading thought leaders are fearlessly embedding {I haven’t actually watched it but I think that’s how these things are done}. It reminds me of the time I had a Vimeo account :: after I got banned from YouTube and I set …
bleep bloop, Dave Navarro, Frank Kern, James Arthur Ray, Jeremy Johnson, Mark Shurtleff, Naomi Dunford, PZ Myers, Scams, Utah, Video »
Year 3 of the fake robot :: boom … done.
The year in pictures :: via video … thanks to super fucking awesome Vancouver folk rocker Dan Mangan for not suing me. Don’t call a song “Robots” or I’ll pretend to own it.
Spiders :: and Gingers :: and Homiciders … oh my!
Jason’s voice :: no less than twice.
Zero lawsuits … again.
Zero fight backs … again {unless you count fake death threats … I don’t … thanks for doubling my stats Spider Bitch}.
Zero man ups :: as always … and forever.
Popular Mechanics …
