Read these posts to follow the exciting plot :: and to be illuminated about the generalities.
This fucking “job” is like cocaine :: exhilarating … addictive … expensive … and personally destructive.
But how am I supposed to go back to being a normal/boring person after seven years a fake robot?
It’s not possible :: the arc of my irrelevant life has been set … and it involves incessant rhetorical fisticuffs with people who want to stab […]
Remember when the fake robot was born on the Twitters … and then got almost immediately banished for calling out the Twitter scam of a recently convicted computer crimes felon?
No? … me neither really.
I came back later with a single issue account to stir up the pot for former Herbalife speaker James Arthur Ray and his culties :: eventually […]
That coach lady from Glee doesn’t want me saying retarded anymore … gettin’ all up in my fucking business about it.
I’ll say what I want! Take your track suit tyranny and tread on someone else’s liberties lady.
But then again :: some nice guy said this to me a couple years ago …
I visited your site after reading “The Verge” […]
2013 sucked it :: like … hardcore.
“This can’t be fucking happening” … is how I’d sum up the year in fake robotic sentiment. Not exactly a fresh sentiment around here I know :: but it’s deeper now … darker … bleaker. Because :: yeah … this is fucking happening … and there’s no more me hiding from it.
For five […]
Can YOU make career replacing money online?
If you’re asking yourself that question :: then the answer is most definitely … NO!
Not even close.
Forget about it.
But can you make enough money online to help out with your bills … maybe take some of the pressure off your life?
Almost definitely not.
You can use the Internet to help you sell goods or […]
Fake robot :: year four … totally done already!
My goal for 2012 was to rid the world of evil … so that’s a fail.
But I did achieve some lesser objectives …
— I wrote a song about a manatee and some twinkies
— I made a hit movie for a maker of hit movies
— I hated a book
— I incited an […]
President Obama :: and his The Choom Gang having ass … wins a second term … and promptly moves the Capital 2 Seattle.
W00t! … what a fucking relief.
Fake robots don’t care about the politics of politics :: but let’s face the facts here people … Mitt Romney is from Scamworld. That article on The Verge :: or this one on […]
… or something.
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Do u love this blog?
Well then fuck you :: cause this ain’t no blog … and if you really loved it you’d’ve already known that.
Here’s how to blog :: in five easy steps …
1) write an opening sentence that attempts to be quippy … and fails
2) add a couple of lines about this or that problem … or this […]
Utah is a pretty great state … if you’re a fucking scammer.
You should move there … if you’re a fucking scammer.
You won’t even have to join the local religion :: which is approximately as old as Sears … although think of the networking opportunities you’d miss. Some of scamworld’s shrewdest regular offenders are regular attenders of the Latter-day Saint sunday seminar series. […]