Can YOU make career replacing money online?
If you’re asking yourself that question :: then the answer is most definitely … NO!
Fuck no!
Not even close.
Forget about it.
But can you make enough money online to help out with your bills … maybe take some of the pressure off your life?
Almost definitely not.
You can use the Internet to help you sell goods or services :: but as it was before the Internet … your success or failure will depend mostly on the quality/cost of your stuffs :: on your ability the attract the attention …

Fake robot :: year four … totally done already!
My goal for 2012 was to rid the world of evil … so that’s a fail.
But I did achieve some lesser objectives …
– I wrote a song about a manatee and some twinkies
– I made a hit movie for a maker of hit movies
– I hated a book
– I incited an uprising
– I pissed off some more lawyers
– I slapped a state in the face
 … shit like that.
Three of the most popular posts this year …
– Elevation Prohpets
– Frank Kern in Scamworld
– …

President Obama :: and his The Choom Gang having ass … wins a second term … and promptly moves the Capital 2 Seattle.
W00t! … what a fucking relief.
Fake robots don’t care about the politics of politics :: but let’s face the facts here people … Mitt Romney is from Scamworld. That article on The Verge :: or this one on Mother Jones :: or this one on Salon :: or this crap right here on The Droid about the kid torturing assholes … barely even touch the surface of it.
It’s scary …

Nice shoes!
… or something.
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Do u love this blog?
Well then fuck you :: cause this ain’t no blog … and if you really loved it you’d’ve already known that.
Here’s how to blog :: in five easy steps …
1)  write an opening sentence that attempts to be quippy … and fails
2) add a couple of lines about this or that problem … or this or that cat
3) talk briefly {or ad nauseam} about something you read in some other publication somewhere
and/or
3) talk briefly {or ad nauseam} about someone else’s blogish opinion about something they read in some …

Utah is a pretty great state … if you’re a fucking scammer.
You should move there … if you’re a fucking scammer.
You won’t even have to join the local religion :: which is approximately as old as Sears … although think of the networking opportunities you’d miss. Some of scamworld’s shrewdest regular offenders are regular attenders of the Latter-day Saint sunday seminar series. While Texas scammers might be teaching you to invest all your money in silver :: Utah scammers know that the key is burying the silver in the ground … it’s the …

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{awkward crickets}
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Apropos of :: well I guess … everything.
Fuck you trolls … 4eva!
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Congratulations!
… is how Dr. Seuss’ last book begins.
Oh, the Places You’ll Go is about how life’s all about getting out there and doing it :: hope for the best … knowing that’s almost for sure not what’s going to happen. Cause life is beautiful … but it’s a total fucking bitch. Ride it calm like a wave :: even when your head is scraping along the bottom … knowing eventually you’ll be back on the beach eating hotdogs.

Fame! You’ll be famous as famous can be,
with the whole wide world watching …

This is totally happening  … here’s the one I’m showing you.
SUBJECT: Jason Jones Interview Invitation on The Holistic Survival Show
Dear Jason,
After recently becoming familiar with The Salty Droid, Jason Hartman, host of the highly rated Creating Wealth Show and its affiliate show, The Holistic Survival Show, would like to conduct a brief 20-30 minute interview with you (via phone or Skype) regarding your expertise in the field. We, at The Holistic Survival Show offer the critical life skills to protect the people, places, and profits you care about in uncertain …