Who is The Salty Droid?

Who is The Salty Droid? {assumption of John Galt allusion unwarranted}
Ask yourself that question. {DO IT … close your eyes and DO IT} Now lose some fucking sleep over it. Who? WHO?!? God damn it … I must know NOW! Stop the insanity!!
Oh ScamTown :: You’re So Adorable
Let The Droid break it down for the Guruhood Of Internetia. You see girls … it doesn’t matter who I am. You don’t need to be particularly qualified :: morally upright :: intelligent :: or sober to write a profanity laden blog about OBVIOUS shit eating bastards.
What if I’m really a 67 year goat herder from the mountains of Pakistan with a whole Harem of women who I BEAT regularly for my pleasure? Sure, that’s going to BLOW my chances at a Pulitzer :: But it won’t make Evil Jowls Perry Belcher any less a FELON or Disgusting Pig {swineflu, #swineflu, notice me, pigflu, #sneeze}. Jimmy Davis will still lack the qualifications for Food Court employment. Carbon Copy Pro will still be CRAPTACULAR. And homophobe JaceMan Barnett will still be on this blog … wearing a fucking tiara {forever and ever amen}.
The truth, dolled up in a Gown-o-Snark, will still RING … and STING. There is to be no saving you from it now. You might as well shut down your squeeze pages :: Delete your Twitter accounts :: Eliminate the phrase “Limited Time Offer” from your rhetorical repertoires :: And join the fucking Navy like REAL MEN would.
However :: If you must quest for my identity incessantly :: Here’s a Pro tip –> Assume that the facts I have already given you are TRUE.
What?? Surely you jest!!
No really, you should try it … at least as a starting point. I know it’s hard for you soulless witches to understand this … but some people DON’T lie INCESSANTLY. Most people haven’t read the underground MLM hit :: Successfully Making Up Professional Sounding Titles Successfully — Special Edition Gold.
I’m trying to establish a reputation for aggressive truthfulness :: LYING about myself as an opening act would be a piss poor start. It would be idiot stupid :: Have almost no near-term upside :: And would show a complete lack of forethought. Does that sound like a description of this Droid??
WAIT! Don’t answer that … just keep cowering in silence while I run fucking circles around you.
>>bleep
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I have known the Droid for quite some time (measured in days) and can certainly vouch for him even if I cannot specifically identify him. He is upstanding in every respect except while seated. If you happen to be a scammer, be advised that he not only has your number, but he has your square root, and you’ll soon be hearing about it.
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I appreciated Karin’s comments and would like to repeat a few things here…
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Droids don’t pussy foot around, they say what others won’t, and they do what others don’t…and they do so with passion!
Droids are needed in this world. We want droids in this world. ~droids are like super heroes with super powers~
Droids are protectors, and the doers of the good deeds. Most people will sit and watch chaos around them and maybe they could do something to help, but, they choose not to~
(they’re just not droids) End Quote
Too many times I see people living their lives in apathy…they are just going through the motions…nothing really touches them and makes them want to get into action.
This is one reason a droid is so important. To speak up about issues when no one else wants to. To give a voice to the ones who either don’t care or won’t get into action about making the world a better place to be.
The challenge to each one of us is what we choose to do with our time and talents. Will we choose to hide them away where no one even knows what they are? Will we choose to share those talents with others and make a difference is someones life?
I am reminded of a story about a man walking along the beach one day. The beach was strewn with starfish. He saw a young lad picking the starfish up and throwing it back into the water. The man exclaimed to the boy that there was no way he could ever throw all the starfish back into the water so what difference did it make? The lads reply…”It made a difference for that one!”
Too many times we do not value the work we do or the gifts and talents we possess. If we recognized “it made a difference for that one” perhaps we would all be more passionate about our work, our life and the vision we have to make a difference in people’s lives …. one at a time!
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A little of both is good to know and have. You can’t be just sweet and salty. You can’t be just black or white. And you can’t be truthful or a liar!
Hey I mean, if you want to be sweet and salty, then be a nature valley granola bar. It’s a combination of both. If you want to be black and white, be a zebra (and they run fast too!) And hell, if you want to be truthful and lie at the same time, be Bill Clinton!!! (That’s if you have sexual relations and not say anything about it, lol)
Life would be boring if you were one and not the other.
So to all you Salty Droids out there…. Kudos I say!! Stick with the game plan!
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Personally, I’d like for your identity to remain hidden. Should your identity come out, it would ruin your work, kind of like how once we all knew who was posting as “Fake Steve Jobs,” that blog stopped being fun.
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Wow! That conversation took a turn for the serious. My Opinion :: Droids usually end up ignored, marginalized by the blind majority, and dead in the fucking streets. One can understand why folks aren’t eager to sign up. Maybe the Internet changes that … maybe.
Monkey :: You might be right about that. It does make it more fun … but if use my real name I can kick WAY more ass … and that will be funny too … so I can’t quite decide.
>>bleep
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perhaps Droid, “this conversation took a turn for the serious, because it is.”
It DOESN’T matter who you are, or who THEY think you are, or are not.
YOU know who you are!
You know what you are doing, or you wouldn’t be doing it. Simple.
Plain and Simple.
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If I can borrow a quote from another site ‘KEEP THE BASTARDS HONEST’ I say.
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