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Evil Jowls is gone :: Surrendered in a heap of disgrace and excess body fat.
Don’t be depressed about it :: Don’t double your Prozac :: Just try and remember the good times.
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My fellow Americans: Major combat operations against Perry Belcher have ended. In the Battle of The Jowls, The Droid and his allies have prevailed. {Fuck yeah!}
Evil Jowls has decided {with a little help from his not-friends} that jail sounds totally lame.  We don’t usually agree on things :: But The Droid would tend to agree that jail sounds totally lame.
A couple of weeks ago Perry magically appeared on this blog and left a few baffling comments. He implicated that he was going to give up “the biz” :: and he …

The Salty Droid is currently banned from Twitter.  Unfortunately :: they have a very clear “nothing interesting” policy which I have breached by being so fucking incredible.  Could this happen to you?  NO :: It couldn’t … you aren’t the least bit interesting {and you certainly aren’t fucking incredible}.
The Droid was suspended on July 24th while interrupting Perry Belcher’s vindictively priced frauduct launch {link}.  Subsequently :: two other Droid accounts were banned by the scammer lovers who occupy Twitter’s anti-spam department.  After the third account suspension :: the un-subtle-hint was …

Perry Belcher’s Social Media Money System SOLD OUT!! Or at least that’s what Evil Jowls said all over his sales materials.  Sold Out! :: In Seconds! :: If your computer was not capable of stopping time :: Then you were probably too late.  And btw :: loser :: if you would have just “tried harder” and “never stopped believing … even more” :: then maybe you’d already have the time stopping laptop.  Think about it.

The big payoff of the MasterMind level fleecing {$3000!} is Perry tweeting about your shit to …

After 6 months of steadfastly ignoring The Droid in public {while scheming ceaselessly in private} :: Perry Belcher shows up yesterday and comments on this blog.  It’s mostly BS :: and it’s already been addressed with bluster.  Go read it if you haven’t {link}. The comments are way better than the {mediocre} post.
Perry’s response to my response :: Pulled from the comments into this post :: First the boring propaganda bits … bayoneted in the kidneys per the usual ::

Jason,
You made a few good points.
First: My $56M career sales claim, …

Poor Poor Perry Belcher :: Barred by the terms of his probation from participating in False and Misleading Sales :: His life’s passion {along with making other people suffer :: and nude quilting}.
The fine State of Tennessee gave him a second chance that he didn’t deserve :: I hope he honors their graciousness and doesn’t go right back to vicious self serving lies :: That would be a real slap in the face … and you shouldn’t slap people in the face who have the power to drag your fat …

Remember when I first got banned from Twitter and I was all like :: {link}

“And I’m confident that I’ll be right back.  I love Twitter :: And it’s fucking FREE.  Spam is a complicated problem :: And so is rapid growth :: They’ll get it figured out.”

Well I was obviously wrong :: And I apologize to you.  Accuracy is important to me :: So I’d like to issue this correction. I, in fact, do not love Twitter.  They blow!  I’m banned for good. Any new account I set up gets …

WANTED :: FOR CRIMES AGAINST THE REPUBLIC
PERRY BELCHER aka {Evil Jowls}
What are you doing to help stop Perry Belcher from stealing millions of dollars in flagrant violation of  universal justice {and his parole}?  Probably nothing :: Because you are bland like dry white toast. Don’t you feel bad about that?  You should do something adventurous {other than golf on TV} :: Spice your life up a bit :: Fuck toast … be a dill pickle.
You know what would be exciting and useful? Hanging this sign up on your home on …

The legal paperwork pertaining to Perry Evil Jowls Belcher’s 2008 conviction for fraud and computer crimes has recently become available {link}.  The Droid has swallowed these documents … and now regurgitates the details back into your puny little beaks in a pre-chewed form which even the stupidest baby birds should be able to digest.
Perry Belcher is not a “marketer” :: He is a fraud and a ConMan.  His success on the Internet was not due his marketing prowess :: But stemmed rather from his heartless willingness to tell BOLD FACE …

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Raise your hand if you’ve always wanted to see Perry Evil Jowls Belcher’s conviction and probation paperwork ::

Exactly! :: Holy cripes.
Well now thanks to the awesomeness of Internet Lawyer Extraordinaire Mike Young we all can :: a few hours ago Mike posted this oh-so-useful pdf ::

:: Wow! Stunner :: Those terms are far more restrictive {and specific} than I’d anticipated ::
Perry’s Reign of Terror is coming to a close.
Go and read Mike’s post {link} :: Sounds like the D-bags have made limp, unethical, and unlawful attempts …