HerbaMoobs

Blake Morgan Infinity Moobs

This fucking awesome fake robot site has been down for a month {terrible timing I know!} :: and basically … I blame Perry Belcher … even if the causation is rather attenuated at this point … I still blame Perry Belcher.

Speaking of people with moobs who I blame for shit …

Meet Herbalife Chariman’s Club member :: and all around uber-bastard …

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Elevation Prophets

Mike Dillard is always the shortest “man” in the room :: which is why he’s going miss his hair more than other early aging narcissistic wind bags {quite an accomplishment}  … you can’t hide your bald spots when everyone is looking down on you.

My inbox was introduced to Mike Dillard in 2009 :: his being one of the first scammy mailing lists I signed up for after deciding to become a fake robotic vigilante for justice …

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Syndicates on The Verge

So I’m totally famous now … I can haz u monies?

Last year Engadget left AOL to become The Verge :: because AOL is like one of the stupidest things that’s ever happened … and if you breathe in their fumes for too long you’ll turn into a raging idiot addicted to teeth whiteners. Says David Carr in his NYTimes article about the move …

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Make Money Online Hotdogs

HOT DOGS!

Perry Belcher made millions of dollars online by lying to sick people :: selling them fake medicines … and making criminal coconspirators of his affiliates {before ripping them off}.

It’s called fraud :: it’s super easy … and you don’t even need a high school diploma {just ask Perry}.

Evil Jowls was convicted of felony computer crimes :: lost all his super lame possessions …

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Black Friday

Perry Belcher is not black … or gay {allegedly}.

But he is a felon … and he does do offensive impressions to impress his evil fat friends.

Perry and his partner in slime Ryan Deiss do a Black Friday hard sell every year … because the holidays are a great time to get scammed.

Happy Holidays to you and your family on this day of
Thankfulness!

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