Perry Belcher

Evil Jowls is a Con Man and convicted felon. He spent the last decade selling FAKE drugs to REAL sick people.

HerbaMoobs

This fucking awesome fake robot site has been down for a month {terrible timing I know!} :: and basically … I blame Perry Belcher … even if the causation is rather attenuated at this point … I still blame Perry Belcher.

Speaking of people with moobs who I blame for shit …

Meet Herbalife Chariman’s Club member :: and all around […]

Elevation Prophets

Mike Dillard is always the shortest “man” in the room :: which is why he’s going miss his hair more than other early aging narcissistic wind bags {quite an accomplishment}  … you can’t hide your bald spots when everyone is looking down on you.

My inbox was introduced to Mike Dillard in 2009 :: his being one of the first […]

Syndicates on The Verge

So I’m totally famous now … I can haz u monies?

Last year Engadget left AOL to become The Verge :: because AOL is like one of the stupidest things that’s ever happened … and if you breathe in their fumes for too long you’ll turn into a raging idiot addicted to teeth whiteners. Says David Carr in his NYTimes […]

Make Money Online Hotdogs

HOT DOGS!

Perry Belcher made millions of dollars online by lying to sick people :: selling them fake medicines … and making criminal coconspirators of his affiliates {before ripping them off}.

It’s called fraud :: it’s super easy … and you don’t even need a high school diploma {just ask Perry}.

Evil Jowls was convicted of felony computer crimes :: lost all […]

Black Friday

Perry Belcher is not black … or gay {allegedly}.

But he is a felon … and he does do offensive impressions to impress his evil fat friends.

Perry and his partner in slime Ryan Deiss do a Black Friday hard sell every year … because the holidays are a great time to get scammed.

Happy Holidays to you and your family on […]

Perry Belcher Reunion Show

Perry Belcher could store three fat ladies :: or one Newt Gingrich :: in his neck sacks. But that was a skill of little virtue in his battle with the fake robot :: which began with this March 2009 post. By September 2009 :: Evil Jowls had begun his capitulation in the comments of a post about this fraudulent Facebook ad …

That […]

From Utah to Texas With Love

The Red Menace is back out on the mean streets of Salt Lake City :: watch out for him if you happen to be on …

North Temple

or …

South Temple

or …

West Temple

or …

East Temple

… or any of the other streets named for what one guesses is a temple.

After three months in the clink :: the family of Jeremy Johnson has […]

Tim Brownson :: Life Coaching in His Own Words

Life coaching is not a unicorn :: it’s fucking real.  Just ask life coach Tim Brownson. You can even say fuck when you ask him :: because as Tim tells us in his twitter profile …

I’m not your average Life Coach. I swear, I’m occasionally grumpy and I don’t take life too seriously. I’m highly experienced and very good at what […]

Popular Robot Mechanics

Newt in 2012!!

Wait :: what did I just say?

What the fuck is a newt? Are they dangerous? Is this what the Mayan and their sadistic calendars were trying to warn us about?

OMG :: RUN!!

No stop running :: or stay not running if you were already a doubter.

It’s just Newt Gingrich and his marshmallow orgy jowl sacks.

Newt’s running for President because he […]

Ryan Deiss Scam Ryan Diess Scams Ryan Deiss Scammer … SEO

Ryan Deiss’ Perpetual Traffic Formula :: just take a moment to savor the name :: Google that is … I’m talking to you Google GOD DAMN IT. Savor the fucking name!!
“What name?” asks the spirit of Google via a Lily Dale medium.
Great question spirit of Google :: Ryan Deiss’ Perpetual Traffic Formula …
{savoring} {… still savoring} {… savoring […]