Perry Belcher is not black … or gay {allegedly}.
But he is a felon … and he does do offensive impressions to impress his evil fat friends.
Perry and his partner in slime Ryan Deiss do a Black Friday hard sell every year … because the holidays are a great time to get scammed.

Happy Holidays to you and your family on this day of
Thankfulness!
I wanted to take this chance to tell you how thankful I
am for you.
Without you, I wouldn’t be the person I am today.
Thanks for your loyalty and your trust over …

Perry Belcher could store three fat ladies :: or one Newt Gingrich :: in his neck sacks. But that was a skill of little virtue in his battle with the fake robot :: which began with this March 2009 post. By September 2009 :: Evil Jowls had begun his capitulation in the comments of a post about this fraudulent Facebook ad …

That $56 million number is totally made up :: and it anyway includes mostly money made from Belcher’s decade long health fraud scam … detailed here in detail. The ad is a flagrant violation of …

The Red Menace is back out on the mean streets of Salt Lake City :: watch out for him if you happen to be on …
North Temple
or …
South Temple
or …
West Temple
or …
East Temple
… or any of the other streets named for what one guesses is a temple.
After three months in the clink :: the family of Jeremy Johnson has miraculously posted $2.8 million in bail so that St. George’s favorite fuckstar can get back to managing the collapse of his empire of slime from the comfort of the homes and …

Life coaching is not a unicorn :: it’s fucking real.  Just ask life coach Tim Brownson. You can even say fuck when you ask him :: because as Tim tells us in his twitter profile …

I’m not your average Life Coach. I swear, I’m occasionally grumpy and I don’t take life too seriously. I’m highly experienced and very good at what I do though.

He swears :: all the big boys are doing it now. Dad says he shouldn’t :: but he does it anyway … fuck you dad!
Tim Brownson’s buy my life …

Newt in 2012!!
Wait :: what did I just say?
What the fuck is a newt? Are they dangerous? Is this what the Mayan and their sadistic calendars were trying to warn us about?
OMG :: RUN!!
No stop running :: or stay not running if you were already a doubter.
It’s just Newt Gingrich and his marshmallow orgy jowl sacks.

Newt’s running for President because he has no self-awareness. Newt cheated on his wife while hounding another douche for doing the same. It’s called inexcusable hypocrisy :: and you ain’t supposed to be able to …

Ryan Deiss’ Perpetual Traffic Formula :: just take a moment to savor the name :: Google that is … I’m talking to you Google GOD DAMN IT. Savor the fucking name!!
“What name?” asks the spirit of Google via a Lily Dale medium.
Great question spirit of Google :: Ryan Deiss’ Perpetual Traffic Formula …
{savoring} {… still savoring} {… savoring dash of smoldering} {and done.}
Ryan Deiss Perpetual Traffic Formula RipOff
{and done for realz.}
Perpetual Traffic Formula REFUNDS
{… resavoring}
Done.
“They” say that 80% of SEO is negging on Google :: keeping her interested but …

Ryan Deiss longs to have you inside of him. Well :: not you maybe … but your ideas. Okay :: not so much your ideas as your money. Shove it in … shove it in real good. Daddy likes his dirty money good and dirty.
Ryan worships Jesus by taking from the poor and giving to himself. It’s not in the bible … but fuck it. Right Ryan? No stealing on Sunday … well maybe just this once … or twice … or whatever …

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Evil Jowls is gone :: Surrendered in a heap of disgrace and excess body fat.
Don’t be depressed about it :: Don’t double your Prozac :: Just try and remember the good times.
Top 5 things I’ll miss about Perry Belcher ::
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Maybe I’ll think of something later …
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My fellow Americans: Major combat operations against Perry Belcher have ended. In the Battle of The Jowls, The Droid and his allies have prevailed. {Fuck yeah!}
Evil Jowls has decided {with a little help from his not-friends} that jail sounds totally lame.  We don’t usually agree on things :: But The Droid would tend to agree that jail sounds totally lame.
A couple of weeks ago Perry magically appeared on this blog and left a few baffling comments. He implicated that he was going to give up “the biz” :: and he …

The Salty Droid is currently banned from Twitter.  Unfortunately :: they have a very clear “nothing interesting” policy which I have breached by being so fucking incredible.  Could this happen to you?  NO :: It couldn’t … you aren’t the least bit interesting {and you certainly aren’t fucking incredible}.
The Droid was suspended on July 24th while interrupting Perry Belcher’s vindictively priced frauduct launch {link}.  Subsequently :: two other Droid accounts were banned by the scammer lovers who occupy Twitter’s anti-spam department.  After the third account suspension :: the un-subtle-hint was …