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Twitter Tangles

Author == SD 22 May 2009 8 Comments

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Sometimes Twitter conversations between the “Brick Stupid” and the “Rock Stupid” can be hard to follow.  Let me act as your Stupidity Translator Droid and guide you through one such Twitter Tangle™.

Three days ago Tanya Chadwick sent this Tweet to my BFF Evil Jowls ::

TanyaChadwick:  @PerryBelcher you are the bomb Mr. Perry Belcher,who is this guy that keeps sending me sh.t about not following you?he needs to get a life!

Tanya is not a fan of The Droid :: It’s a little strange because her Twitter Bio says she’s a fan of ALL people who are “keeping it real” ::

“Being all things to all people Always with love, sincerity and integrity! Fan of all that r keeping it real”

I guess The Droid doesn’t qualify under the “being all things to all people” category of keeping it real.  In fairness to me :: I was unaware that it was a category until just now.

Evil Jowls doesn’t reply to Tanya’s ass kissing.

Tonight Mary Wilhite ReTweeted Tanya’s three day old turd nugget  ::

MaryWilhite: RT @TanyaChadwick: @PerryBelcher you are the bomb Mr. Perry Belcher,who is this guy that keeps sending me sh.t about not following you?

She cuts :: “he needs to get a life!” :: presumably for character constraint reasons … but the meaning is completely changed ::

  • Before :: AssKiss, Rhetorical Question, Silly Insult {as answer to rhetorical question}
  • After :: AssKiss, Question

Mary doesn’t mind if meanings get mangled on 3 day old tweets … because she is just ReTweeting things incessantly … and seemingly at random.  ReTweeting Tanya’s turd comes during a torrent of Perry Belcher related ReTweets by Mary the ReTweetist :: Here are 3 of the 33 consecutive tweets ::

Mary the ReTweetist:  RT @styleosophy: thanks for the follow Perry Belcher!

Mary the ReTweetist:  RT @OppDotCom: Perry Belcher » Blog Archive » Eban Pagan is a Lousy Salesman: Copywriting · Marketing · Perry Belcher Personal .

Mary the ReTweetist:  RT @SpammyDavisJr: perry belcher, john reese, frank kern, harlan kilstein, matt bacak, russell brunson, online, marketing,.

Perry Belcher {Twitter Guru & Marketing Legend} has been all but silent on Twitter for the last two days.  Still, he decides that he must answer the question that Mary the ReTweetist was not actually asking.

PerryBelcher: @MaryWilhite don’t know sweety. Dont sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things…thats my motto

Yeah! Perry’s not sweating it at all.  He’s not seeing it even when it’s not really there {supra}.  He’s not dreaming about it.  He’s not registering my domain names {yep!}.  He’s not throwing profanity laced temper tantrums about me from stage {yep!}.  He’s not reporting me as Spam {yep!}.  He’s not crying about me to his Mommy {link not available}.

Of course, Mary doesn’t reply to Perry’s strange answer to the question that Tanya wasn’t asking :: She’s too busy ReTweeting other worthless things she hasn’t read :: But SIX members of The Chorus of Unobservant do ReTweet Perry’s Uncomfortable Untruth without any regard for it’s {odd} context :: {1} {2} {3} {4} {5} {6}

Twitter :: 40% Useful / 60% BullSh.t

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8 Comments »

  • Aussieandproudofit said:

    Oh My God, can I put that any plainer. That is exactly what I have said to someone about that Aussie guy David Schirmer:

    Dont sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things…thats my motto

    That guy freaks me out how weird he is around skirts. His sweetness is beyond normal and it really freaks me. I’ve seen him sucking up to so many woman its like really sad. These guys must have such low self esteem its pathetic. Oh Mary, stupid woman, wake up and smell the roses.

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    # 22 May 2009 at 4:34 am
  • George said:

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    # 22 May 2009 at 6:19 am
  • Conway Twitty said:

    Oh, this is priceless!

    One of the side effects of computers following computers. And Perry Belcher waking up from his ongoing reality slumber and dropping randomly into the cesspool without a clue.

    When Perry gets up to 300,000,000,000,000 “followers” (counting artificial life in other galaxies, single cell organisms, and perhaps, kittens) he will be sooooo busy replying to non-humans. That is, when he isn’t busy bragging that his massive follower count now even includes the dead.

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    # 22 May 2009 at 1:38 pm
  • apeface said:

    it is so funny watching these people because they do such senseless stuff in the hope that one day they might be able to use it to rule the world. What they don’t realise is nobody gives a shit who they are or what they sell its just a big game and when it comes to buying stuff off them why would they want to part with their money to give to some idiot on twitter whose entire life revolves around adding people to his twitter page? Maybe they think that the amount of people they add is proof of their popularity and that makes it even more hilarious. I find all those social networking sites an absolute waste of time and I certainly do not take them seriously for doing any business, far from it.

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    # 22 May 2009 at 9:55 pm
  • SD (author) said:

    The inglorious return of Mary the ReTweetist ::

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    OMG Reply:
    February 14th, 2010 at 1:14 am

    When a parody becomes a product. Hilarious!

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    froylein Reply:
    February 14th, 2010 at 10:00 am

    Why exactly is she wearing an 1980s’ bikini in the snow, squeezing her thighs together as if she needed to go to the bathroom pretty badly?

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    # 14 February 2010 at 12:12 am
  • Dave said:

    OMFG! She’s pretty much on par with Maria Androgyno-way.

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    # 14 February 2010 at 2:24 am

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