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Perry Belcher: Hater of Asteroids

Author == 28 March 2009 8 Comments

Perry Evil Jowls Belcher speaking at the Austin Internet Marketing {AIMEN} meeting on March 10th.  It seems that neither Perry, nor his man-boobs, are happy with The Droid.  I wonder if that is because I’m ruining his life?  I think that’s probably why ::> but you never know.

Before / During / After  ::  The Droid started conversations on Twitter with anyone who mentioned being at the AIMEN event.  Perry is standing up there sweating in his fat suit {or maybe that’s just his body} :: knowing that I’m talking to everyone in the audience.

When he mentions The Droid {“some asteroid asshole”} he gets noticeably frustrated. Probably not an appropriate moment to drop 3 F-Bombs you idiot!

Evil Jowls wants to believe what he’s saying :: The Droid is just some stupid asshole with a grudge, sitting in his mother’s basement, plotting a haters sad revenge.  I’m just a nut trying to bask in the glory of his follow-spamming coattails.

Sorry to disappoint you FatCakes :: But I’m very much worse than that.

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  • David Jackmanson said:

    Excellent! He’s been forced to notice you! No way would he have said anything unless he thought you were damaging his business or his image. Keep it up!

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  • Rafael said:

    “Man boobs” that’s freaking hilarious

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  • sd (author) said:

    Thanks Rafael :: I’ve got a whole bag of that shit :: Stay Tuned

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  • Zippy the Pinhead said:

    You are the Will Rogers of snark! Your posts had me crying from laughing so hard.

    It’s strange that despite all the links under Perry Belcher’s name about him being arrested, a felon, scamming, etc., that people are still listening to him. Oh, I forgot, he is a noted Twitter “expert.” If that’s the benchmark for being an expert, maybe someone should publish a Twitter handbook in coloring book format.

    How about this movie adaptation of Evil Jowl’s life story: convicted felon ends up in a nursing home in failing health, and throughout his final years is routinely given sham back alley medicine bought off a flatbed trailer. Alls well that ends well when the government steps in during his last days, enabling him to live out his final weeks in generic Depends (imported from China, so they unfortunately leak like a mofo).

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  • Texass said:

    Welcome to Austin, Perry Belcher! Yee-haw!

    Looks like Perry was accidentally “recognized” by the Austin newspaper for his “social media accomplishments,” and then quickly UN-recognized after they discovered his, uh, special background:

    http://www.statesman.com/hp/content/news/stories/local/02/21/0221ednote.html

    They may in time have other things to publish about him though, so keep those eyes peeled, Austinites.

    And a special “lights out award” to his probation officer for having the sheer guts to give Perry the unrestrained freedom to continue to do whatever he does “best.”

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    XMarksTheSpot Reply:

    @Texass, Righ on Texas, creeps like Mr. Belcher are one slippery MF, so we all need to keep our eyes open. Here is the Editor’s Note about it:
    Date: February 21, 2009 Publication: Austin American-Statesman (TX) Page Number: A02 ${ Word Count: 78
    Austinite Perry Belcher, one of 25 people honored recently by the Austin American-Statesman and featured in an article on Page D1 of Wednesday’s Food & Life section for their use of social media, is being dropped from the Statesman’s Texas Social Media Awards program. Though Belcher’s success with social media is well-documented, a felony conviction in 2008 for “computer crimes of $60,000 or more” that was unknown to…

    And the original news about the recognition:

    Author: Geoff West American-Statesman STAFF
    Date: February 18, 2009 Publication: Austin American-Statesman (TX) Page Number: D01 ${ Word Count: 651
    The Austin American-Statesman announced the 25 winners of the first Texas Social Media Awards today.
    An awards ceremony and cocktail reception will be held March 15 during the South by Southwest Interactive Festival to recognize outstanding use of blogging and such Web sites as Twitter, Facebook and Flickr. (The event is not affiliated with SXSW.)
    Winners will receive trophies… Just what this ass needs! Cheers XMarks

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  • BigDick said:

    Droid have you meet Perry in Person?

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  • John said:

    the statesman article has been removed. do you have a copy you can post? what did this fat bastard do to you? I never liked him anyway. sounds like he will need some of dr. johnson's oranic anal ointment if he keeps screwing up like this. Send me some info and I'll put it on my site.

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