Read the book of Genesis again :: then Exodus :: then Leviticus :: then Numbers :: then Deuteronomy.  OMG! You are so bored now.  You know what you should do instead?  Have a sandwich.  You should definitely have a sandwich.  And then you should go for a walk :: steal a dog if you don’t already have one.  But stay the fuck away from Genesis :: it’s kind of the weird part :: and give the chop chop to The Book of Revelation as well {once you’ve been boiled in …

What were you doing on July 25, 2009?
The Salty Droid was sleeping off a 2 day bender of attack blogging :: the results of which marked the beginning of the end of Perry Belcher {fond memories link} :: and the immediate end of my much loved {at least by me} Twitter account.
Greg Hartle {seen here partying like it’s 1999} :: one of the senior staff members at James Ray International :: still had his Twitter account on July 25th and micro-blogged this upbeat gem at 1:54 pm pacific …

“Just witnessed …

Colleen Marian Conaway :: a gentle and kind Midwestern Lady :: died on July 25th of this year.  She plummeted over a third story railing at the Horton Plaza Shopping Mall in San Diego {link}. The case was treated as a suicide {link}.
Read a little bit about Colleen on the digital obituary and guest book signed by family :: friends :: and one person who was at the mall {link}.
Jumping a third story railing at an out of town mall :: landing almost directly on top of people waiting to …

The Salty Droid is currently banned from Twitter.  Unfortunately :: they have a very clear “nothing interesting” policy which I have breached by being so fucking incredible.  Could this happen to you?  NO :: It couldn’t … you aren’t the least bit interesting {and you certainly aren’t fucking incredible}.
The Droid was suspended on July 24th while interrupting Perry Belcher’s vindictively priced frauduct launch {link}.  Subsequently :: two other Droid accounts were banned by the scammer lovers who occupy Twitter’s anti-spam department.  After the third account suspension :: the un-subtle-hint was …

Arleen Anderson :: aka @AlohaArleen :: One of the worst {and most-def the stupidest} follow spammers on Twitter. Arleen has garnered 80,000 followers via dubious tactics :: And then she’s forced them to listen to 35,000 of her idiotic tweets.  35,000 tweets :: Not a single fucking thing of interest :: it’s really quite an accomplishment.
Aloha Arleen was one of the first followers of the @SaltyDroid on Twitter. Not because she has a surprising appreciation for fuck-laden balls-out comedy :: But because she follows people aimlessly and in mass :: …

Perry Belcher’s Social Media Money System SOLD OUT!! Or at least that’s what Evil Jowls said all over his sales materials.  Sold Out! :: In Seconds! :: If your computer was not capable of stopping time :: Then you were probably too late.  And btw :: loser :: if you would have just “tried harder” and “never stopped believing … even more” :: then maybe you’d already have the time stopping laptop.  Think about it.

The big payoff of the MasterMind level fleecing {$3000!} is Perry tweeting about your shit to …

Remember when I first got banned from Twitter and I was all like :: {link}

“And I’m confident that I’ll be right back.  I love Twitter :: And it’s fucking FREE.  Spam is a complicated problem :: And so is rapid growth :: They’ll get it figured out.”

Well I was obviously wrong :: And I apologize to you.  Accuracy is important to me :: So I’d like to issue this correction. I, in fact, do not love Twitter.  They blow!  I’m banned for good. Any new account I set up gets …

Not-Doctor Harlan Kilstein :: Jedi Douche Ninja King of Paste {or something} :: He’s an angry boy.
It’s June 12, 2008 and the flames inside of Kilstein’s cave are burning hot with rage {and with something that smells like scorched goat}.  The Droid just wrote a post about his epic psycho Internet trolling {link}. It’s a massive blow to his charade :: and he’s working on some damage control.
It seems that almost everyone who Tweeted a link to my post about his Victimizing the Victim suffered some form of personal attack. …

I don’t really blame the scammers for filing false DMCA claims against me.  It’s an exploit that almost always works, so why not use it?  What are the chances that the crazy robot is a bored lawyer who is just itching to sue some idiot for exploiting the rules? 100% obviously.  Oops.  SaltyDroid v. Kilstein :: Could be a case, a comic book, or a wrestling match.  It’s got it all!
Also getting off free from blame, YouTube.  YouTube has the most reason to be touchy about copyright claims with billions …

The Internet moves at the speed of the Internet :: The law moves at the speed of Congress.  The result of that juxtaposition is that the Internet is largely lawless and ungoverned, but littered with silly and ineffective rules that are helpful only to criminals, oppressive corporations, dictatorial governments, and others willing to exploit ambiguity and uncertainty to repressive effect.
The current state of copyright law in America is blatantly, and depressingly, repressive of free speech and expression.
Over the last several days I’ve had both of my Twitter accounts suspended, and …