Articles in the Twitter Category
bleep bloop, copyright, DMCA, Featured, Free Speech, Twitter, Video »
The Stop Online Piracy Act is like the DMCA … except worser.
I’m against it.
I think it’s dumb.
I fart in its general direction.
I think it won’t help protect Intellectual Property {a worthy end}.
I’m so against it that I’m embedding the above Vimeo video that other thought leading thought leaders are fearlessly embedding {I haven’t actually watched it but I think that’s how these things are done}. It reminds me of the time I had a Vimeo account :: after I got banned from YouTube and I set …
Chris Brogan, Dave Navarro, Naomi Dunford, Scams, Sonia Simone, Twitter »
How you like me now Naomi Dunford?
Shit Storms happen!
It’s probably best not to do your own viral marketing campaign for my site during a run-up to a ShitStorm :: unless you have a “career” death wish {not to be construed as a death threat [allegedly]} … but maybe I just don’t know cause I’m not a problogger.
Above are the pageviews for the last seven days on the FakeRobot and ChubbySpider websites. Her views peaked on the 30th :: the day after her fake death threat post. But with a little {/lot} of …
bleep bloop, Maria Andros, Perry Belcher, Twitter »
Newt in 2012!!
Wait :: what did I just say?
What the fuck is a newt? Are they dangerous? Is this what the Mayan and their sadistic calendars were trying to warn us about?
OMG :: RUN!!
No stop running :: or stay not running if you were already a doubter.
It’s just Newt Gingrich and his marshmallow orgy jowl sacks.
Newt’s running for President because he has no self-awareness. Newt cheated on his wife while hounding another douche for doing the same. It’s called inexcusable hypocrisy :: and you ain’t supposed to be able to …
Andy Jenkins, James Arthur Ray, Maria Andros, The Syndicate, Twitter »
Maria Andros is a Powerhouse Leader of Leadership :: and other various things :: such as … etc.
You thought she was scum? Because of that thing where you know how to read and sometimes do?
Well that’s why you’re not a powerhouse {whatever the fuck that is} leader of leadership getting yourself quoted in Business Insider :: a big fancy pants respected website …
15 Daily Habits Of Powerhouse Leaders
According to Cindy Ratzlaff :: the article’s distinguished author …
“Ever since the publication of The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People by Stephen R. Covey, people been …
Hope, James Arthur Ray, James Ray Trial Tweets, The Secret, Twitter »
Final days in the trying trial of semi-professional manipulator James Arthur Ray.
After many months of testimony :: many days of arguments :: and literally millions of Luis Li literallys :: Yavapai County Attorney Sheila Polk began closing arguments in the faux sweat lodge case. She started like this …
“Three people are dead who should not be dead …”
Quoting Felicia Fonseca’s posted everywhere article …
“Three families have lost loved ones who should not be gone,” Polk said, raising her voice in the crowded courtroom. “Three people are dead because of the conduct and the …
bleep bloop, China, Free Speech, Twitter »
My father is Li Gang bitches … at least that’s what I told Twitter.
In China being the devil-seed of Li Gang earns you the right to drunk-kill poor ice skating farm girls {fun!} :: but I guess it doesn’t work so well with people in California … cause I can’t even get 140 characters with it.
You’re dead to me Li Gang. You’re still my fake dad and everything … but we’re fighting so don’t come in my room.
Jason Jones :: aka The Salty Droid {according to Brain Clark} :: was recently …
Boiler Rooms, Mark Shurtleff, Scams, SEO, Twitter, Utah »
Something wicked this way comes.
Mark Shurtleff is not my father … SEO.
I’ll hint to you about secrets if you listen close. {closer} … {closer}
Mark Shurtleff mostly uses his Twitter account to illustrate his old man ignorance.
That’s not the hint :: that was just a sentence about Mark Shurtleff’s ignorance :: Mark Shurtleff’s Twitter ignorance to be more specifically SEO.
There’s a battle looming in the salt flats … it’s gonna be like Armageddon with 3.2% “beer” and the missionary position. If you care about hating badguys :: then follow me to Utah {did …
Jeremy Johnson, Mark Shurtleff, Twitter, Utah »
June 18 was a solemn day for Utah Attorney General Mark Shurtleff :: and nothing says solemnity more than Twitter … except maybe for strippers and jalapeno poppers.
Utah was about to execute Ronnie Lee Gardner for the various murderings he’d committed. For some reason :: probably to please the goth kids :: the execution was to be done by firing squad … which made tickets very hard to find {even on StubHub}.
Gardner was only 18 months old when Utah’s authorities first took him into custody … after his lovely mother abandoned …
bleep bloop, China, DMCA, Free Speech, Twitter »
I recently had a meeting with Iain McDonald about my new line of highly fashionable post-transgender pants.
Iain is the founder Amnesia Razorfish :: a digital advertising agency based in Sydney :: and a part of Razorfish … which wasn’t then was and now isn’t {say it fast} a part of Microsoft. Iain’s agency helps companies take their brands online or whatever blah blah blah.
He’s an Internet marketer. Funny right? Like an actual one!
See … for those of you not in the know … around here the term “Internet Marketer” has exactly jackshit to do …
Free Speech, Joe Vitale, Pat O'Bryan, Scams, Twitter »
“Helping the critics improve their game, write better, and make logical arguments. Introducing CriticWatch.”
Says Pat O’Bryan … via Twitter … to almost no one.
It’s December 2009 and some cool kids {like Connie :: Burned by Fire :: Duff :: Eric :: not-crazy Li_Kuan} are talking shit about Joe Vitale and James Ray via the Twitters. Oh no you didn’t :: Fat Pat to the rescue!! He won’t have the teats from which he suckles tarnished by truth!
“Look forward to line-by-line critiques of the world’s snarkiest blogs, embarrassing personal facts about the writers, and huge fun …













