Couch Surfing Hobo Ori Bengal tweeted this to The Salty Droid regarding the MC Hammer/Evil Jowls situation ::

“I was one of the people that messaged MC Hammer that day, so he’s not lying about that.   I’m looking- went through many many pages. do you know the date it was around?”

To which I prickishly replied ::

“It was on Imaginary 3rd, TwoThousand and Fake >> My Guess!”

@CouchSurfingOri would have none of my BullCrap and went scanning 100′s of past timeline pages :: This in spite of his long and brutal battle with ADHD.  Well guess what you stupid, arrogant, belligerent, over-confident Droid??  {oh christ … don’t tell me}  >> YEP!!

Evil Jowls Makes a Pass at MC Hammer {evidence}

Evil Jowls Begs Tweeps for Help {evidence}

Ori the Hyper Hobo follows instructions {evidence}

Enuff tweeps comply to force Evil Jowls to turn off the taps {evidence}

Droid vs. Droid — Volume 1

• DevilDroid :: So why is this whole saga missing from Twitter Search?
• AngelDroid :: Interesting question … but fucking irrelevant!
• DevilDroid ::  Well why didn’t the chicken-shit come and defend himself if he knew it was true?  It’s been FIVE days?
• AngelDroid ::  Maybe because you’re terrifyingly psychotic?  Maybe because he doesn’t fucking answer to you?  Maybe because he sucks at Twitter and couldn’t find it?
• DevilDroid :: But he probably WAS lying about the scope! 900? Give me a Break!!
• AngelDroid :: BIG FUCKING DEAL ASSHOLE!  Who cares about catching someone in an exaggeration?  It’s like catching someone in a yawn!!
• DevilDroid :: But …
• AngelDroid ::  SHUT IT FUCK-NUTS!
• DevilDroid :: Fine!  God I hate you!  Stupid Pig-Fuck AngelDroid …
• AngelDroid :: I forgive you!

>> bleep bloop <<

Is Evil Jowls Perry Belcher a liar, felon, computer fraudster, sick people hating, shit eating monkey?  Yep.  4 Sure!!  Is The Salty Droid going to make him wish he were never born?  Let’s Hope!!

Did Perry Belcher completely fabricate the MC Hammer story at StomperNet this weekend as I have so blisteringly {and repeatedly} suggested?  HE MOST CERTAINLY DID NOT.

{Big Ups! to Ori for reading the original post ::> taking the time to find the old Tweets ::> and leaving a rather insightful comment on the orignal post.  Even though he basically just stuck it to me … it still represents Twitter at its MOST fun!}

More fabulously hilarious writing ::

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:: read one now before you die of stupid.