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Hating for Fun and Profit

Author == SD 2 April 2009 6 Comments

FatFacePigFuck Perry Evil Jowls Belcher has accused The Droid {not to his face} of hating as a way to seek attention {link}.  Super D-Bag Gary McCaffrey did the same during the TweeterGetter fiasco {link}.  It’s an accusation leveled against The Droid with herpes-outbreak regularity.

It DOESN’T impress ::  I’m obviously doing something more complicated, so it strikes me as quaint and clueless.  Good luck figuring me out shit eaters!!

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Notice :: Message to Internet Marketers

However, these foolish pricks do make a good point.  Hating is a Gr8 way to move up the internet marketing career ladder.  Most people at the top of the business have left a trail of suffering and tears. Even tiny seeds of dissent can lead to a career ending Full Mutiny. That’s why each Guru makes it his duty to begin the Hater Counter-Attack before the hating begins.  “Haters are traitors who will never succeed … and probably don’t even want to!!”

Hating a “popular” person WILL get you more attention than kissing their ass.  You can kiss ass for 6 months and never get a scrap of help selling your crap {even when your ass kissing includes handing over Thousands}.  But start a righteous hate fest {by making a good case} against some Guru, and the hits will start to flow :: People will often mistake your hate for wisdom :: And you’ll probably make some sales.  Isn’t that what you are trying to do??

The Network is fractured and tribal.  The fingers hate the toes.  Fellow marketers WILL NOT align against you for taking a stand against a scum bag that has gone too far.  You’ll earn lots of permanent allegiance :: But very little permanent scorn.

Perry Belcher is a great chance for you to learn Hating for Profit!! He’s the Bunnie Slope of Hate :: The Noob Bait.  He has all of the best qualities ::

  • He’s stupid but thinks he is smart.
  • He was convicted of serious felonies just last year.
  • He actively deceives people for financial gain.
  • He’s got 60,000 followers :: If you get their attention :: You can sell them some stuff

Just try it ONCE before you buy your next e-book on generating traffic.  Call out Evil Jowls for being a liar and a fake on your blog.  Ask a few of your marketing friends to read your story and link to it.  Let him {and everyone else} on Twitter know that you’ve called him out.  Now ignore the backlash, and try to convert your leads.

Six months from now The Droid will finish his assault, and Perry Belcher will be rotting in prison {hopefully in Bogota, Colombia} :: Then you can whip out your old post and claim that you saw it all coming.  You are the wise industry veteran that saw what others refused to see :: And you are available for speaking engagements.

Think of the success you might have! Maybe this could be your Big Break. Why Wait? Only the first 10 people to take a stand get to claim Prophetic Powers.  Not capitalizing on this golden opportunity is like setting fire to a winning lottery ticket!

>> wink wink

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6 Comments »

  • Killing Time said:

    These guys just don’t get the hate business do they. The reality is it is them who hate the most, they hate having to work for a dollar, they hate anyone who says anything negative about them, they hate the law, they hate responsibility, they hate having to actually pay for anything and oooooh damn did I use that word negative in here again NEGATIVE NEGATIVE NEGATIVE NEGATIVE NEGATIVE did I hear NEGATIVE. They lost consciousness right about when someone like you popped their head up and said hang on a minute you can’t lie to the public like that and get away with it when you are screwing with peoples lives. Can you see the hate in telling these people what idiots you think they are? No, well I will admit I do hate them, they are the one people in society I do hate. They do and say whatever they want but they hate it when it comes back at them and that is where the public rely on people like you.

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    # 2 April 2009 at 4:08 am
  • Karin Hiebert said:

    Well I finally just had to comment!
    As many, others, I do have *alerts from “tweetlater” so that I can keep track of certain “leaders”, followers, and generally some cool people!
    Of course many of the people I follow, and those blogs such as theirs and YOURS I subscribe to, I have easy access… in the RSS thingy on my tool bar.

    Yes, I follow people! I follow to learn from them, “what to do” and “what not to do” (I am quite a rookie to this online “stuff”)
    some may disagree on the rookie part… they may even say
    “Karin, you don’t give yourself enough credit!”

    well 2 years online, and a couple of good (and Bad) experiences doesn’t make me no expert, not even close. I may know stuff, may know a bit more than others…I have earned the right to teach/ share /whatever…and yes, consult people with what I do know.

    I am learning…see Droid, all I ever wanted was to create something from my knowledge and experience as a business owner and a pretty(damn)Good Hairstylist of 30+ years.

    I most definitely am looking for a way to generate income from home, at 51, working behind the “chair” just doesn’t do it for me anymore…don’t WANT to stand on my feet for hours…
    So sitting on my ass, lol…working from the computer, learning tech know stuff, and building a legitimate business online DOES TURN ME ON!
    Cool real honest people turn me on, humor, blunt straight shooters, givers, lovers, even haters turn me on…(turn on= non-sexual)
    The blog I am working on, which is really a pathetic looking “blog” right now turns me on, as I see it unfold and progress daily…as I apply all the good shit I am learning…who know’s some of what I think is good shit may turn out to be bad shit that will be removed…no Idea, as one of the pages I have is titled “no clue”

    It’s a fun blog, hair covered in the fashion and beauty section. The blog has taken a bit of a “turn” and so far feedback has been good! But, we will see how it all unfolds and how I will creatively become successful online…

    This comment could go on forever, as it is it will take up half of your well crafted, informative, blunt, down right, straight up, tell it like it is post! It’s just sharing with someone who may actually get “me” is cool too…

    anyway you can check out my new (very new,lame and pathetic blog) at http://askkarinabout.com I went with the Ask KARIN THING because all the other “cool” kids were doing it…I am thinking of getting the domain “distraction marketing”…

    Keep on doing what YOU do…I particularly am entertained and informed by it ALL!

    Karin Hiebert

    P.S. That linky dink thing I put up there may not be “a HYPER text link clicky thing) You may need to get to it “another way” ;-)

    Claiming Prophetic Powers and my winning ticket… and I don’t want those Virgins you speak of in your post, I would like the 72 Experienced ones instead…is that possible?

    oh, and a guy named Josh, really likes you too…
    ;-) don’t ya Josh???

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    # 2 April 2009 at 8:49 am
  • sd (author) said:

    Karin, I’ll gladly arrange for 72 Sluts. “HYPER text link clicky thing” :: Ha! Sounds like you’re ready to write your own ebook about leveraging the Internet.

    Killing Time :: The best part of your comment is the fake email address which only I can see. REMEDY -> Please email Killing Time at ktholmes@funatthebottomofthepile.com :: good stuff

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    # 2 April 2009 at 3:29 pm
  • Karin Hiebert said:

    Droid, You are reading my mind…{scary stuff} thinking that would be something, eh,…(Canadian-accent)

    “out right, straight up, honest Approach” What a Concept!!!

    And NOooo Droid, I CANNOT YET, teach You How to Monetize YOUR blog!

    So, stop askin’!!! When mine’s done, Maybee…

    BUT, IF I were YOU, I would sign up early…

    “get in BEFORE EVERYONE ELSE TAKES YOUR SPOT! ;-)

    You don’t want to miss out, on this once in a lifetime opportunity… to have ME as YOUR “Consultant”

    :: If you leave this page you may never get this offer again! ::

    I just love that one, you leave the page, and they beg you… “Wait! Don’t leave Now, we are going to GIVE you another opportunity to buy now, for HALF off!”

    ::Leave Page::

    “Wait! One last time! you can own this today, for 1/3 of the price,,,plus get over $9000.99 worth of FREE bonus CRAP download!”

    *which may or may not harm your computer*

    “You will NEVER see THIS page again!”

    ::LEAVE PAGE!::

    “o.k. we know you really want to try this, and for some reason you are choosing not to”

    “$1.00 Trial period!” we will bill you monthly after that, and you will pay until you finally give your head a shake after a year of this unknown charge you have been paying and not questioned”

    Last Chance!?????

    ::Leaving The Fuckin Page::

    Never to click on another Carbon Copy Cookie Cutter SQUEEZE PAGE ever again!

    How pissed off is *person number one* who bought, and then found out someone else got the same crap for a buck?

    TSK tsk I say, tsk,,,

    Karin Kikass-No’Trichyet

    say eh! :: my bleep!!!

    In Canada we say “FukuM”

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    # 2 April 2009 at 4:49 pm
  • sd (author) said:

    Pretty good Karin :: Pretty good :: >>bleep

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    # 2 April 2009 at 5:49 pm
  • Horatio said:

    Another Twitter user who discovered he was duped into following Perry Belcher:

    http://praguebob-webxdotoh.blogspot.com

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    # 6 May 2009 at 5:07 pm