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{ 23 Feb 2009 :: 2 Comments }
D-Bag McCaffrey: Photographic Beauty

Mother fucking asshole Gary McCaffrey has been convicted as a scammer in the Court of The Droid {No Appeals!}.  The D-Bag has spammed the network with his bullshit Chain Letter >> And he’s STOLEN money from 100′s of vulnerable people on the “backend” by convincing them to pay him for NOTHING!!
Now he’s earned himself an ANGRY and VENGEFUL robotic stalker.  Do you recognize that picture Gary??  Yep, that’s right!  >>::>> I won’t fucking GO AWAY until YOU DO!!
What sinister activity is consuming Gary in the above photo?  I’d rather speculate …

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{ 17 Feb 2009 :: No Comment }
Gary McCaffrey: A Deep Probe

The Droid has posted many canary laden screen captures of scam-man D-Bag Gary McCaffrey (aka bananafish) making an ass of himself on the Shine Forums.  Gary was singing his own praises >> strokin his own man pipe >> and generally acting as though he’d just conquered all of fucking Europe with his mighty Chain Letter.  Once The Droid linked to the shenanigans, it was removed >> so I reposted >> because I’m an asshole.
Now I haz an account on the Shine Forum.  I’ve sifted out all of D-Bag Gary’s “contributions” …

Gary McCaffrey, minions »

{ 16 Feb 2009 :: 3 Comments }
McCaffrey’s Minions: Part 1 – Kenneth Reno

Sad little man, Kenneth Reno has decided to defend scum-sucking D-BAG Gary McCaffrey across Twitter.  If someone speaks out … Krazy Kenny’s ready to defend.  He’s a neutral observer of course, and he’s prepared to TESTIFY:

KennethReno: @drkilstein I got over 100 new followers overnight using Gary’s system… so he is not the only one who gets followers.

That BS testimony sounds a lot like the one Krazy Kenny is giving for the Instant Affiliate Generator >>> The “backend” scam that gives D-bag McCaffrey’s Chain Letter a reason for being.

That’s great Ken.  …

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{ 14 Feb 2009 :: 2 Comments }
Gary McCaffrey Blocks Embarrassing Forum

“that salty cunt is just an attention seeking professional insulter”
Thank you for linking to my blog on your “secret” forums Gary McCaffrey (aka “bananafish”).  I never would have found them without your pointing me Str8 to them!  I think you’d agree they’ve been quite a boon for The Droid.  I calculate that’s why you have now blocked public access to those forums.
Is it embarrassing for you that you are so tasteless, tawdry, and cynical?  Is that the sort of image that a person in “marketing” tries to convey?  One of …

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{ 14 Feb 2009 :: No Comment }
A message from Gary McCaffrey, Idiot

Gary Galling McCaffery // aka bananafish // aka >> error >> new spiteful nickname required >> Gary “Instant Star Cunt“/?/?  >> negative :: anti-misogyny filter :: >> sake of irony override/?/? >> NEGATIVE :: LET IT GO.
Gary “Instant Star >>no!<<” has some prepared remarks for you.  He’s asked me to read them because, as you know, he’s blindingly stupid.
Dear suckers,

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{ 13 Feb 2009 :: One Comment }
Gary McCaffery: aka bananafish

Douche Bag of the Month Gary Galling McCaffery has barely tweeted a peep since he launched his “crazy” Chain Letter.  I guess he has nothing interesting to say to REAL people.  He’s just hoping to part the tweeps with their money.  But he’s on another Forum as “bannnafish” … and he’s singing like a fucking canary (an evil zombie canary of course … no disrespect to adorable canaries)

MUCH MORE to follow.  Right Gary?  You cynical BITCH!!

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{ 13 Feb 2009 :: 2 Comments }
Gary McCaffrey: D-Bag in 10 Parts

TEN outputs regarding douche bag extraordinaire:   Gary “GALLING” McCaffrey.
1. “crazy idea” = FALSE  >>  It’s a fucking CHAIN LETTER!  >> Boring Rehash is a much better description.
2. You won’t get “19,530″ followers as the horrid tweet claims … or “15,625″ as the page header claims.  Those are just BULLSHIT numbers pulled from thin air by a dubious ass hole.
3. Chain letters don’t work because MOST of the people below you … WILL FAIL YOU!!  If you wanted it to work you would need to apply relentless pressure on your …