Schirmer’s Seppuku
Two weeks ago I wrote an adorable post about GrandPa Scammer David Schirmer {here}. I left a series of unpleasant comments on his dripping-with-evil YouTube videos. Now they are all deleted {took his pathetic ass a full week to notice}, and I can no longer comment on any of his videos. Standard protocol when dealing with the likes of me ::
But he left one up {the BEST one} ::
SaltyDroid: Hey Dave. Do you do a seminar about living a parasitic lifestyle :: Taking from others :: Burning ALL bridges :: Spreading Agony :: Sucking and sucking until finally you implode or commit suicide? Just wondering.
and responded ::
David Schirmer: Thought I’d leave this comment on here by “saltydroid” – just to show how sick and twisted he is. He doesn’t know me at all, yet has a big opinion. It takes a really big person to swear and cuss at others. I removed most of “saltydriod” comments because he can’t post a decent message without anger and swearing constantly. Shame, such passion would be so creative if directed properly.
Dearest David,
Please note that in the only comment you left up … I’M NOT SWEARING. You just feel like it’s the worst one :: Cause it made you feel icky on the inside :: But most people will have no fucking idea what I’m talking about. That one was aimed exclusively at your empty eyes. Delighted x 10²³ that it landed and made you stutter.
Your scam is exploding all around you :: You owe MASSIVE money :: You are almost completely out of options. What will you do? I give you my personal fucking guarantee that “Twitter Guru” is OFF the table. You have no friends :: You have no skills :: You’ve back-stabbed your family :: You are a completely humiliated shell of a man. A disgusting representative of what humans are capable of becoming.
If it is to be Seppuku :: Please put it on YouTube as a final gesture of distaste :: Then I can remix it with some crappy 80′s music as a final gesture of retribution.
>> bloop
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“Where’s the money? You tell me” HA! Prolly invested it with “Sir” Allen Stanford. I’m hearing the line from Episode 1 “There’s always a bigger fish”
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I found the first video done by the Australia show on this guy and in it a guy from Monaco says that Schirmer turned $100,000 into $15,000 in a very short period of time. BEWARE FOLKS, THIS GUY IS ABOUT TO TRY TO SELL HIS STUFF IN THE US OF A and he probably doesn’t even use it himself or if he does thats a bloody disgusting return. First I want to see the guy from Monaco’s results made PUBLIC because I know that Mr Schirmer wouldn’t want them made public because that would blow his fat arse comments about being the best in Australia out of the water. In that same video there were people claiming that they had not been paid their full amount of wages and some investors who wanted to know what happened to their money. Oh wow guys I FREAKIN ATE IT. Did I also mention that Bob Proctor took him to the Federal court in Australia to get rid of him too. Now I see comments that the ASIC an Australian authority) are stiking off 8 of his companies. So things are not looking too rosy for Mr Schirmera and I bet he’ll have some freakin excuse or someone to blame for all of that too. And the best he can do is blame some people who have a gripe. Shit I’d have a bloody big gripe too and it would be much worse than what those people have said.
What gives me the shits is that is Mr Schirmer who publicly tells people that what other people think of him is none of his business YET all he can do is blame other people for HIS OWN RESULTS. Talk about crapping on your own backyard. The guy has no clue how to take responsibility. First shut your bloody mouth, second apologise, third make amends the best you can, ITS THAT BLOODY SIMPLE and last don’t make a mockery of christianity and DENY EVERYTHING you bloody idiot.
Now he is trying to suck up to some church and isn’t it typical of these sorts, turn to God and Jesus because that the last hope they ever have of forgiveness. There is no way I would be forgiving the bastard, not whilever he continues to claim being so bloody innocent and good. For him to be blaming all the people who have crapped on him he must have screwed them over big time. If he didn’t why the hell does he need to say a thing. He is guilty as hell by his own admission. I don’t trust the guy and I want to see HIS evidence of HIS trading seeing as HE says HE is the best there is. What a wanker.
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This information was on another of Salty Droids posts, but it is more relevant here since it is the links to the video expose of schirmer by an Australian investigative reporters:
28/05/2007
http://video.msn.com/video.aspx?mkt=en-AU&brand=ninemsn&vid=9c7d19af-0c0b-4e84-aa12-294366f64c4d
01/06/2007 – Audio is OK but the video is scrambled.
http://video.msn.com/video.aspx?mkt=en-AU&brand=ninemsn&vid=4b5f19f9-c20a-4a9c-869b-cc91304bb3f7
14/11/2007
http://video.msn.com/video.aspx?mkt=en-AU&brand=ninemsn&vid=2406d376-af22-4681-b4a4-3d55488ac6c0
24/03/2008
http://video.msn.com/video.aspx?mkt=en-AU&brand=ninemsn&vid=30162666-2c11-44af-be37-948432ccb520
There is no rest for the wicked.
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“Lord, what fools these mortals be,” (Shakespeare)
in plain english “what a bloody idiot this guy is”
“Oh villian, villian, smiling damned villian” (Hamlet)
in plain english “Wanker, wanker, smiling wanker”
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I had to look up what Sepuku meant but now I get it. Good work, this guy really is a smiling villian.
Like Allan I want to see his trading skills too if he is going to sell up his products. Buggered if I will buy anything without seeing that he has used it recently especially in the last few years. We dont’ want any foreign freak screwing over our locals especially one who claims an association with Belcher
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How can David Schirmer claim to be the best in Australia when he has lost 85% of that persons money???? And when he has not paid his traders the profit he claimed he had made and promised he should be hounded until he does. Like someone else said I think he pulled that 123% out his arse and he should be forced to show proof of his claims to have made that much. If that guy comes to America and starts the shit he has been doing in Australia he will not last. And there are plenty who will make sure of it.
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OMG he’s spawning:
http://troyschirmer.blogspot.com/2008_10_01_archive.html
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Yeah bloodly lazy fat and slow just like the cat in the link.
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Hey Schirmer and his family are heading to the US again to go to Disneyland so I wonder who is paying for that? If that guy does not pay his debts in Australia I reckon those people will not shut up and we will know about it so he’s going to get it even worse when he gets here. I have had enough of his shirking responsibilty and blaming other people. What a wanker claiming to be a christian and denying his debts when he obviously took the money, used the money for his own benefit, promised to pay it back and didn’t. Now he’s doing super foolish things like splashing out at the expense of everyone else again. That guy will never learn and he will get even worse shit if he does that here in teh US. No Lord God will help him then, he’ll be all on his very own.
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I have been led here in my search for David Schirmer to see what he is saying nowadays. First I want to say that I have had the fortune of meeting some amazingly successful people in my life particularly in the trading fraternity. I only have respect for about 5 people and while I have met and attended David Schirmers courses he IS NOT one of those people, far from it.
Does everyone realise here that David Schirmer lost 85% while trading that guys account who appeared on the Australian ACA Show …. get this …..IN ONE OF THE BEST BULL MARKETS IN HISTORY!!!!
So his claim at being the best is incredibly arrogant and dishonest. I would welcome David Schirmers comments, excuses, sorry results or blame on this forum or any other, just tell me where it is.
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Wow, I didn’t realise that guy got those results. What an absolute wanker claiming to be the best in Australia with those bloody results. And I bet his screwball response was “It was the other guys fault” ROFLMAO (Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off). That guy is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PREDICTABLE!
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I visited this guys website and it says his servers are off the air from
Monday, 06 April 2009 06:39
for 48 hours!!!!!!! What are the chances that it is just another account he has not paid because servers just don’t go down for 48 hours! Instead he’s spending all his money running around with dicky mickey and looking a real goose on the loose. There is something about the excuses that keep coming from this guy that just don’t add up. Not to mention his paltry results that others have picked out.
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Yep same excuse on the Succeed Magazine website too.
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To prove just how good this guy at communicating with his own people his latest righthand sucker is crying out for his attention on twitter: http://twitter.com/mongrelstyle
This Schirmer guy has probably run off with his money too and spending it at Disneyland. What a dickhead being so pathetic with communication that your subject has to let the whole world know he needs to talk to you. You can imagine what sort of shonky set up that is.
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The Schirmer posts always get lots of comments … I wonder why … he’s such a nice guy. Keep it up you lunatic Aussies!!
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That might be because the guy is a loose cannon and thinks he is going to get away with everything hes done by heading our way. It certainly looks like the guy really believes his own denial. Don’t you love those Aussies, they don’t take no shit which is freakin admirable.
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I bet this guys trading results are as real as the crap he said in the secret movie. This was copied from another post.
In the book, investment trainer David Schirmer describes his own experience. He used to receive bills every day. “So I got a bank statement, I whited out the total, and I put a new total in there,” he says. “I thought, ‘What if I just visualized a bunch of checks coming in the mail’? Within just one month, things started to change. It is amazing; today I just get checks in the mail. I get a few bills, but I get more checks than bills.”
What a wanker, SHOW US YOUR PROOF OF YOUR YEARS OF TRADING YOU IDIOT!
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Just been looking up this guy further and seriously ———– Are you prepared to buy a program from someone who has NEVER WRITTEN A BOOK, who has apparently NEVER SHOWN ANYONE HIS TRADING SUCCESSES ALTHOUGH HE CLAIMS TO BE THE BEST THERE IS, who has BEEN INVESTIGATED BY THE GOVERNMENT AUTHORITIES SEVERAL TIMES, who has BEEN SUED BY HIS BUSINESS PARTNER, who LOST 85% OF A TRADING ACCOUNT IN ONE OF THE BEST BULL MARKETS IN OUR HISTORY?????? And theres much more than that too, my questions just go on and on. Just beware of this guy. His products are probably someone elses and until he can show his trading statements then I think he really is a fraud. I bet he’s a real charmer too.
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This guys latest gag is to make a comment like you’d be surprised where gold will go to it could reach like $1000 or like even like $1500 like and now when someone asks him about gold he says all the smart guys are selling gold like. What a freakin dickhead. I think the guy is freakin clueless and I think he is copying someone else and claiming their brains. I wouldn’t touch anything of his but I reckon I’ve found some excellent stuff in my search for honest freakin trading teachers.
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By the way just checked out some old videos of this guy and hes dying from his own shit.
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This guy quoted this on twitter “People are going to be amazed by what Gold prices will do!! I’ll send out my 2009 report soon.
10:02 AM Feb 25th from Ping.fm” The sad fact is that comment is the biggest load of bullshit, it tells you absolutely nothing. And if he is so good about his predictions where the hell is the evidence? I don’t know but I am finding this guys comments give me the shits.
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[...] offending video was an accompaniment to my Schirmer’s Seppuku post. It contains footage from A Current Affair’s excellent multipart expose of Schirmer. [...]
The only video I find offending are the continual “I am much better than you and don’t you dare question it” stuff that these people come up with all the time. Why don’t they just shut up and work on themselves for a while. Thankyou.
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http://www.thecompletestockmarketcourse.com/
“But, the best reason for you to part with your hard earned money is:
I DO NOT NEED YOUR MONEY.”
That is bloody bullshit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I have that course and I have both of the programs he is talking about. I am sure Bob Proctor will be excited to see that up on his web because wasn’t he taken to court over that product and everything to do with Life Success last year by Proctor? He must need to be reminded about that.
His live complete home study course recording is a really disgusting and so is the Born Rich one. They are so unprofessional and poor quality that it is not worth anything. That is just a typical load of Schirmer hype to get you to buy his program. Any people should know that his complete home study course does not work in a down turning market. It looks like he is going to attempt to sell as many as possible while the market is going up until the usual time it goes down in September October this year. Then he will have chicken shit chance of selling that course or making any money from it because so many people will start complaining that they cannot make any money from it.
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Oooh thats interesting.
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Why does it not surprise me that you have caught up with this guy. He has ripped a lot of people off in Australia by taking money from them, making promises and never following through. He even promised on national tv to pay people back but the smart arse didn’t of course. He also didn’t count on the day coming when people would have enough of his shit. Apparently he would threaten people when they would ask what hes done with the money or if thy started getting angry with him. He treats everyone like he’s a god and not to be meddled with when the whole time he has been hiding behind his so called trusts. I am told that the lawyer who set up his trusts has walked from him in fact he has been in court with him too over the last year or two. The dickhead doesn’t know what working ethically means. He seems to have this really up himself attitude where he has to win at whatever cost. Now that he has suffered enormous loss because of his own stupidity he is whinging and blaming other people but what else do you expect from a dickhead like that? He obviously doesn’t give a shit about the other person because if he did he would not start threatening them and making bloody excuses all the time. What about those wannabe super traders of his who paid (well about $5000 for his basic course, $10,000 for his advanced course and about $35,000 for hi super course) if I am not mistaken that adds up to a freakin lot of money for what????? How many of them are happy with the service they got and the info they got from Schirmer? How many of them saw his trading skills to confirm that he really could do what he said he could do? From what I can glean NONE. Now those stats are pretty darn frightening to me. Maybe if he stopped being such a wanker he might be able to concentrate on being honest for a while. Either way hes lost my vote and I don’t mind who I share my thoughts with just like you don’t salty. Why the hell should these guys get away with so much?
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This guy is a user and will be followed for the rest of his natural life. Nobody likes users let alone wanker users. How people can see past that ugly face is beyond me. His big head and ugly face make me want to vomit. I couldn’t sit in front of that long enough to listen to his shit.
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10^23 — Avogadro’s number reference. Cool. :-)
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