David Schirmer

Shuttering David Schirmer

David Schirmer :: blowhard conman :: has been in my blackbook of chubby scummy girlfriends since way back when. The first paragraph of my first post about Schirmer pretty much tells the whole story …

“He steals money.  He runs investment scams.  He runs self improvement scams.  He rapes handicapped koala bears.”

Smart.  Somebody around here is fucking smart {hint: not you!}. […]

YouTube DMCA Eviction

Remember when I first got banned from Twitter and I was all like :: {link}

“And I’m confident that I’ll be right back.  I love Twitter :: And it’s fucking FREE.  Spam is a complicated problem :: And so is rapid growth :: They’ll get it figured out.”

Well I was obviously wrong :: And I apologize to you.  Accuracy is […]

Snaps, Stats, and Suspensions

Have you been suspended from Twitter? NO! You haven’t!  Because you aren’t fucking punk rock enough.  You’re all like :: “Did you hear about Michael Jackson? #rip #MJdead” :: And everyone else is like :: “Yeah I know! #kingofpop #omgosh” :: And then Oprah gives you a golf clap :: And everyone fucking hugs everyone :: And the shiny […]

The Devil Predicts


David Schirmer has just released a fantastic new product {fantastic used loosely} :: FatDaddy needs him some money … NOW-ish.  The Debts .. They Call.  Here are the Promo Tweets {2 of 5 total tweets this week} ::
DevilDave Just uploaded my Stockmarket & Gold reports … my accurate predications will shock many people
DevilDave Just uploaded my Stockmarket & Gold […]

Champagne Kisses and Copyright Dreams

Dear Member:
This is to notify you that we have removed or disabled access to the following material as a result of a third-party notification by Schirmer Financial Management claiming that this material is infringing:
Squirmy Schirmer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1LlWJ4mFTs

>> bloop

It seems DevilDave Schirmer and I don’t share similar taste in movies.  I guess I’ll have to defriend him on Netflix.

The offending video […]

Proctor vs Schirmer :: Rumble in the Bumble

Do you know The Secret?

I sure as fuck don’t :: But I guess some people think they do.  They made a movie about it, and a book, and blah blah blah … yada yada yada.

I steadfastly refuse to attack The Secret … So there is no fucking way I’m going to make myself read about it.  There is already […]

Schirmer’s Seppuku


Two weeks ago I wrote an adorable post about GrandPa Scammer David Schirmer {here}.  I left a series of unpleasant comments on his dripping-with-evil YouTube videos.  Now they are all deleted {took his pathetic ass a full week to notice}, and I can no longer comment on any of his videos.  Standard protocol when dealing with the likes of […]

David Schirmer Dating The Droid!!

The Salty Droid is trying to make a new friend.  David Schirmer.  He steals money.  He runs investment scams.  He runs self improvement scams.  He rapes handicapped koala bears.

Now he’s gonna be a Twitter expert and scam the Tweeps.  He’s already blocked me twice:  for {this} and {this}.  I guess if I’m going to get him to Date me ::> […]