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Snaps, Stats, and Suspensions

Author == SD 27 July 2009 17 Comments

DeadDroid

Have you been suspended from Twitter? NO! You haven’t!  Because you aren’t fucking punk rock enough.  You’re all like :: “Did you hear about Michael Jackson? #rip #MJdead” :: And everyone else is like :: “Yeah I know! #kingofpop #omgosh” :: And then Oprah gives you a golf clap :: And everyone fucking hugs everyone :: And the shiny “New Media” Cup gets passed around so that each person can kiss their own reflection.  blah blah.

On a completely unrelated subject {wink wink} :: Let’s look at some graphs :: Because graphs will make you smarter … and right now you are very very stupid.  See if you spot any patterns stupid ::

EvilJowsStats

Felon and defrauder of the SICK Perry Belcher’s tweets per day {or “tpd” if you’ve lost all control of reality} as reported by TweetStats.  Any guesses when The Droid began his assault on the Belcher Empire of Lies??

First Bullet ::

Midnight :: March 05 2009

“@perrybelcher Here is my first tribute to you Evil Jowls!! http://is.gd/lTWj I hope you enjoy it like a bladder infection.”

And suddenly :: Twitter is much less fun for Perry Belcher.

SchirmerStats

Aussie D-Bag David Schirmer had plans to emulate Perry Belcher’s technique and become a “Twitter Guru” for the Tiny Continent :: Because physics requires a marsupial version of all North American ANIMALS.

David and I have been talking since Middle March about how maybe he and Twitter “aren’t a good fit” ::

First Post :: March 13th {link}

TweetSnap :: March 13th

“> @davidschirmer’s TweetDeck! There’s no bathrooms to hide in on twitter. No back doors. No guards. When you’re here .. I FUCKING SEE YOU!”

:: it looks like he’s considering finding some Droidless pastures.

NotDoctorStats

Not-Doctor Kilstein’s graph is strange :: Like EVERY other thing about him.  What happened back in January?  I know this 4 Sure –> I don’t want to know.  If you know … please don’t tell me.

The first Droid Post about Doofstein was June 1 {link} :: So sufficient data is lacking :: But the trends are looking strong :: and I predict many more January 2008′s in this Sexual Harasser’s bleak future.

JimmyStats

Oh Snap! What kind of massacre has occurred here?  The best kind Jerry … the best kind.

The first post about Jimmy Davis appeared on March 31st {link} :: And called him out for {among MANY other things} being a follow spammer and non-contributor on Twitter.  Jimmy the Twitter expert never answers his @replies :: so on April 3rd The Droid answered them ALL for him {1}{2}{3}.

That gesture was unappreciated :: and on April 16th Jimmy decided perhaps he should start answering his own backlog of replies.  The Droid accompanied him for several hours :: Running very leisurely circles around a slow moving target {1}{2}{3}{4}{5} …

Poor Jimmy :: He’s had enough {link}

“Trying to put out somebody’s light so yours can shine brighter is the ultimate sign of being a coward. Please Retweet”

{in baby voice} Ohh … it’s soo cute!  Is the big mean conman having his little wittle feelings hurt??

That crap gets 16 ReTweets {because standards are low}.  The Droid responds to ALL of them :: {1}{2}{3}{4}{5}

And then one last kiss for Jimmy :: containing his own massively overused hack catch phrase “what’s up?” ::

The Droid :: {link}

“Hey @JimmyDavis :: Everyone you talked too … plus everyone who RT’d your cry for help … what’s up?”

That’s the kind of premium service you never recover from.

I don’t know what Twitter is doing to try and stop scammers {other than suspending The Droid} :: But I’ve got fucking graphs over here!

>> bleep bleep

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17 Comments »

  • froylein said:

    Considerate of you to have explained the graphs; otherwise those guys would likely wonder what those crayolas are doing on ther screens.

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  • @ted_power said:

    Just had a chat with a nice lady from twitter(@delbius), and apparently you were suspended for multiple DMCA violations. To me this means that Belcher must have absolutely crapped himself over this, got in expensive guys to sort it, and lost a lot of money in the process. You got him good.

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  • SaltyDroid (author) said:

    Check it out! I replied to you … and then they banned my other account immediately. The one they should have banned in the first place {and ALL others like it} :: Because it's pure junk.

    Too good.

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  • @ted_power said:

    At least this is back up. I'm a jinx.

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  • SaltyDroid (author) said:

    Called my host :: They were pretty cool about it.

    DMCA Claim by InfoMastery {Deiss/Belcher} ::

    You're not a jinx … I appreciate it! Now I know what happened … and the WAR officially begins.

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    @ted_power Reply:

    Still can't see how you broke twitter T&C's. You linked from twitter to a blog page with links on it to somewhere which may have broken copyright.. How have they the right to enforce their rules on third hand content? Will they ban you for putting a link to google? At least 'The Belch' is still wasting time, money and effort on this rather than conning the vulnerable.

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  • Fuck Off said:

    Hahaha. Saltydroid got spanked!!!

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  • Max said:

    That's outrageous! So if anyone tweets a link to ANY WEB SITE that has disputed links to yet ANOTHER web site, the original Twitterer is responsible for that third party site? That's an extremely inappropriate, reactive view to unvetted DMCA allegations. Hmmm. Seems worthy of a news article in the mainstream media. [Light bulbs on!]

    Also, using DMCA allegations is a stretch here in the first place. And using a "DMCA" contrivance as a lever or for intimidation may be justifiable cause for action against the accuser if that is determined to be the case.

    Perry Belcher and Ryan Deiss may soon get the publicity they crave…but DO NOT NEED.

    Something tells me Ryan Deiss in particular now needs a bright spotlight shined on his so-called business "operations." After all, Ryan is the puppeteer behind that outfit, and Perry is his dummy.

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  • Fuck Off said:

    He tweeted to his own blog of which he himself posted the disputed links. He’s not exactly a victim here, more like your common low life criminal . Maybe he should spend some time blogging about himself and his illegal activities ;). That would be worth while reading ::wink wink:: hahahaha.

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  • anon said:

    Salty, Kudos to you for having the balls and the brains to stand up and say what you think! These fools will never have anything life because anything they do get will be at the cost of someone else, someone who is a much greater human being. These guys are small fry compared to some but nevertheless if they small fry arent' squashed soon enough they grow bigger and more brazen and more calous than ever. The amusing thing is incredibly over night they become experts and gurus of whatever it is they want to suck you in with and they think we don't smell a rat from a distance. Keep up the good work, many might not post but many read and spread the message.

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  • abj said:

    David Schirmer is attempting to line himself up with other self help gurus by claiming to be the parking guy on the secret and other stuff on a new (got to milk this crap for all its worth magazine). Of course its his own self given title as the guru of yoohoo poopoo but hes about to feature on, he claims, the Mentor Magazine cover. He attempted to create his own magazine down under but that failed dismally apparently probably leaving a wake of people out of pocket while his pockets got fatter or perhaps he just ATE IT like every other thing he's ever done. To add to his boastful credentials of failures as a help yourself guru he apparently also lost 85% of some ones money using his apparent guru world expert of trading skills. But that doesn't stop a fufu guru from feeding his feeble ego. Actually I think that guy would do anything, no make that ANYTHING to feed his ego at the cost of everything he has, no make that EVERYTHING he has ever had. Just my pinion.

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  • abj said:

    Who is this guy who has fallen for Schirmers crap?

    http://thesop.org/press_releases/2009/07/16/mento…

    Yippee we get another wanker to annoy in the US of A

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  • sino said:

    I just checked out that Schirmer guy and it also looks like someone else has fallen into his trap. Let them go and twist themselves up in their own dirt. If a lady by the name of Lynda Forsythe (whoever she is never heard of her) is stoopid enough to listen to a guy she's probably never met by the name of David Schirmer without doing the right research then too bad for her, she is very foolish. what I can't work out is why is she involved with Proctor as well when Proctor sued Schirmer is the courts in australia and removed every link he had with Schirmer. Doesnt sound like Schirmer is too innocent to me and i would be very wary of anything he said. His story about some woman is pathetic and embarassing not only for his wife and family but for the type of business he is in. What a weak excuse to blame some person who is obviously a nobody for his problems. Get over it Dave, surely you can do better than that.

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  • jojo said:

    Silly girl rolling in other peoples dirt because you can't help but get some of it on you when you do that. Better to say nothing and look squeaky clean, but its a bit late now. I am wary of anyone who takes sides publicly like that because it shows a level of arrogance and irresponsibility. I don't know if the guy is clean or not and frankly I dont care but i can see how these people very easily use their practices skills of manipulating people to fool the best of the best and thats really nasty. Their the sorts I don't want in my backyard.

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  • Annette said:

    What a bloody fool!

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  • DOUG said:

    Is she any better than the rest? They are all a bunch of bloody egotistical losers who would screw their own kids if it meant getting money. Why do people need to go to such great lengths just to make a quid and feel good? What have we come to?

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  • gayidiots said:

    Schirmer is a known fraud. anyone getting caught with the guy now is an idiot because there is enough out there on the guy now to know that you will get burned if you choose to align with the guy. You cant play russian rullette with God and this guys tries to so hes the loser in the end. oh and a freak

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