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Continuity of Dunces

Author == SD 7 April 2009 8 Comments

circuit-city-saved

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Question :: What is a continuity program?

Answer {in the form of a question} :: A fuck-stupid way to say monthly billing?

Answer {in the form of an answer} :: Yep!

Here’s how it works ::

Phase I :: You charge someone for something {preferably nothing because that’s cheap to make}

Phase II ::  Keep charging them on a regular basis until they stop you :: Because maybe they won’t.  Maybe they are too sad, or too shy, or too stupid.  Maybe they are getting in so much credit card debt that they’d rather get kicked in the kidneys by a donkey than look at the statement.

Phase III :: Sweet success! {Warning :: tastes like Xanax and Tears}.

Evil Jowls latest YouTube video is a not-so-subtle plug for the “Continuity Blueprint” {link} :: A smelly turd of Scam-trepreneur Ryan Deiss.  Matt Ballsack Bacak is also currently promoting it to his list of prey. If you give Ryan $2000 :: He’ll tell you why it’s better to bill people more than once {hint :: for the money}.

It’s unfortunate this legendary ‘Blueprint’ wasn’t purchased by the head retards at Circuit City. It might have saved the company. The executives all had MBA’s and rich daddies, so mastering Phase I just happened naturally.  A massive 80% of their profits came from the sale of nothing {aka extended warranties}.  If only they had instituted Phase II and put customers into Continuity Warranties ::

$300 iPod –> Profit $25

$300 iPod + $100 warranty –> Profit $125

$300 iPod + 3 year Continuity Warranty at $100 per month –> Profit $3,625

And How!  Company Saved …

“But wait,” shout the disgraced executives over the sound of their lives incinerating,  “That won’t work … People will just get pissed and start buying everything on Amazon.”  Yep! But Perry and Ryan will still have your $2000 {plus whatever additional they made on the Continuity Blueprint Continuity Program} ::

Sweet Success

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8 Comments »

  • Karin Hiebert said:

    Phase 11= tells it like it is..!!!

    This very thing was happening to a client of mine.

    I was helping with her financial “situations”… we were going over spending habits, and useless expenses occurring monthly.

    We were eliminating useless crap she didn’t need to “help” her business.

    Someone slick told her {convinced her}.38 seconds into the above example video~ http://budurl.com/a36g that she did NEEDED these in order to become “successful” online!

    These “continuity” things were occurring monthly for services or crap she DIDN’T need.

    One was “DirectMatches” (which sounds more like a dating service than a place to hook up with business people)
    This pathetic excuse of matches is nothing more than people spamming, scamming and selling their business opportunities to you… as opposed to “business connections”

    ~ in her own words~ “I never really go there because I hadn’t found it to not be worthy of my time”

    “WTF??? So why are you still paying for it?”
    her answer “I never really looked at my credit card bill!, forgot I was still in it”

    Yikes, girlfriend…give your head a shake!!!

    After eliminating program fees and USELESS monthly payments she was already putting more money in her pocket!

    We found a way that would serve her, and her business much more and cost wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy less than what she was paying.

    “it’s called the Chamber of Commerce” give it a try, it might be for you, or not…at least it is about business connections AND doing business…

    These continuity programs might be the big rage right now, and many internet marketers are taking ADVANTAGE of it… = ~people}

    Thing is people will quit, and not return…kind of like “Columbia House”
    This only works for a while until people wake and see how stupid it all is…

    Just my rant…but then “who am I?” to say…I’m the newbie on the block…

    ~Karin Hiebert

    P.S. In case my linky-dink-thingy doesn’t work there is a working link in Droid’s post above…to the example video.

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    # 7 April 2009 at 7:35 am
  • Chris said:

    Nice try at cashing in on Ryan’s fame. What exactly is the scam here? (Other than you accusing people of scamming?)

    Karin, Chamber of Commerce is a huge waste of money for an Internet based company. Duh.

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    # 7 April 2009 at 4:19 pm
  • sd (author) said:

    Chris ::

    You’re right that I’m cashing in on Ryan’s “fame.” If lame attempts at snark by total fucking idiots is a form of currency … then I’m rich beyond all measure.

    The scam is selling something for THOUSANDS that is just a jargon obscured restatement of the obvious. It won’t help you do anything but hasten your inevitable implosion.

    I’m sorry that you have such a hard time seeing the obvious through your thick veil of fucking stupidity!

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    # 7 April 2009 at 6:03 pm
  • Karin Hiebert said:

    Chris,

    “Are you sure?” have you tried it? If so which part was a waste of money?

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    # 7 April 2009 at 6:20 pm
  • Deiss and Belcher’s Big Mistake « The Salty Droid said:

    [...] Court :: with statutory damages of up to $100,000.  15 U.S.C. § 1125(d). Oh Snap!  I hope your Continuity Blueprint is selling like Fucking HotCakes today [...]

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    # 8 April 2009 at 5:34 pm
  • I’m Not Your Friend, Guy! « The Salty Droid said:

    [...] just wasn’t enough}.  It’s NOT about selling stupid crap like {Get Money from Google} {Continutiy Blueprint} {Feild Trip Scam} {43 Split Tests} … those are just hobbies he likes to talk about with his [...]

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    # 15 May 2009 at 1:56 am
  • Carlos said:

    I attended a free seminar with Ryan Deiss which was a sale for his continuity blue print course. I wanted to build a membership site at the time. I have to say the free seminar really gave me everything it promised. Ryan really delivered and it was enough information to really get started.

    What he promises to teach in the system is good information you need to run a membership site.

    I don’t think its fair to judge what people do with the information. I have visited sites run by Ryan and they are good. So you can take what he teaches and deliver value with it and charge people or you can deliver crap with it and charge people.

    I think Ryan delivers value. When you see other marketers selling a product they don’t own they are selling it as an affiliate.

    I run online business that has nothing to do with online selling and I can tell you my business already benefited from Ryan’s info and I got it for free.

    All the Best,
    ~Carlos Duran

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    # 11 June 2009 at 9:29 pm
  • sd (author) said:

    Carlos :: Thanks for the comment.

    If Ryan’s content was free I would not be giving him any shit about it here. I’m glad you got some value from the free portions of his products. I think there are better places to get the same kind of info :: But free is free.

    However, I’ve seen Ryan selling total GARBAGE for upwards of $10,000 per unit … and his standard “products” start at $1000. In my opinion, that is criminal behavior which must be stopped.

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    # 11 June 2009 at 9:45 pm