Matt Bacak

Conspiracy to Destroy

After a lifetime of epic grift :: serial huckster Kevin Trudeau is finally in jail … rotting like he always was. KT got ten years for failing to comply with some government paperworks he signed ten years ago as a punishment for the bullshit he’d been pulling the ten years previous to that. Hundreds of millions of dollars have […]

RipOff Report Report

A whole fucking week without me!  Oh lord how you must have suffered :: stuck contemplating the trivialities of your own banal existence :: void of humor and style :: lost like an ugly child at the State Fair … wandering around in pig/chicken shit … crying out for your momma and licking the residue of liquid cheese from […]

Matt and His Mommy

Did you know that Matt BallSack Bacak had a mother?  That’s right!! He’s not one of these motherless scammers you read so much about in the fake paper.  He wasn’t hand crafted by some Dark Overlord using only rotting garbage and viscous back fat.  Nope … he just popped out of a lady like everybody else.  He’s posted a […]

By |April 15th, 2009|Matt Bacak|10 Comments|

Two Tubbies in a Tub

The bastard on the left is convicted felon Perry {Evil Jowls} Belcher >> The bastard on the right is Matt {BallSack} Bacak!!  I’m writing about each of their EVIL individually >> and here I find them :: TOGETHER :: IN A FUCKING TUB!!!
Evil Jowls got all tarted up for his special bath time meeting with The BallSack.  Fancy cowboy […]

How to value a turd!

My best friend forever Matt “the Ballsack” Bacak knows how to value things.  He’s the world’s foremost expert in pulling shit from his ass >> calling it cookies >> and then ramming it down YOUR throat!!  A few CAN’T LOSE tips from The Salty Droid for valuing things the Matt Bacak way >> a $4 trillion dollar value >> FREE […]

By |February 18th, 2009|Matt Bacak, Scams|14 Comments|

Matt Bacak Pisses Pants – Blocks Droid

The Salty Droid scans the Bio of each new follower on Twitter and uses the data to craft high quality BURNS, SNAPS, and SMACK DOWNS!  Each one of these unique insults has a retail value of $94,450 … but The Droid just gives the shit away for FREE!!
Matt Bacak (aka The BallSack) links to a Facebook page on his […]

By |February 11th, 2009|Matt Bacak|2 Comments|

Matt “Ball Sack” Bacak – Hostile D-bag

BIG FAT IDIOT Matt “Ball Sack” Bacak has been declared a hostile D-bag.  The Anti-Douche-Bag Protocol has been initiated.
The Salty Droid has judged Mr. Bacak to be wholly without redeeming virtue.  Ball Sack offers NOTHING of value, and he’ll take your hard earned money for it.  He feeds off the system like a rat; spreading disease, discomfort, and smelly […]

By |February 10th, 2009|Matt Bacak|10 Comments|