A whole fucking week without me!  Oh lord how you must have suffered :: stuck contemplating the trivialities of your own banal existence :: void of humor and style :: lost like an ugly child at the State Fair … wandering around in pig/chicken shit … crying out for your momma and licking the residue of liquid cheese from inside the ocean bound plastic that served up your SuperNachoCornDog™.  Whatever :: I’m back!  Shut up and do everything I tell you.
Speaking of finger food pig fuckers :: Ed Magedson.
Ed Magedson …

Did you know that Matt BallSack Bacak had a mother?  That’s right!! He’s not one of these motherless scammers you read so much about in the fake paper.  He wasn’t hand crafted by some Dark Overlord using only rotting garbage and viscous back fat.  Nope … he just popped out of a lady like everybody else.  He’s posted a letter of recommendation from that very lady just to prove it to you … you skeptical bastards {link}::
Dear Friends:

This letter is about my son, Matthew David Bacak, and his precious …

The bastard on the left is convicted felon Perry {Evil Jowls} Belcher >> The bastard on the right is Matt {BallSack} Bacak!!  I’m writing about each of their EVIL individually >> and here I find them :: TOGETHER :: IN A FUCKING TUB!!!
Evil Jowls got all tarted up for his special bath time meeting with The BallSack.  Fancy cowboy shirt, and the kiss-me boots to match!!  It’s a look that says, “Casual, yet ready for the Jr. High School Prom.”  On a count of three >> let’s see that big, …

My best friend forever Matt “the Ballsack” Bacak knows how to value things.  He’s the world’s foremost expert in pulling shit from his ass >> calling it cookies >> and then ramming it down YOUR throat!!  A few CAN’T LOSE tips from The Salty Droid for valuing things the Matt Bacak way >> a $4 trillion dollar value >> FREE OF FUCKING CHARGE!!
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How to value your own time: Be Modest like Matt!

If you think it’s strange that The BallSack’s billing rate …

The Salty Droid scans the Bio of each new follower on Twitter and uses the data to craft high quality BURNS, SNAPS, and SMACK DOWNS!  Each one of these unique insults has a retail value of $94,450 … but The Droid just gives the shit away for FREE!!
Matt Bacak (aka The BallSack) links to a Facebook page on his Twitter Bio.  On the Facebook page The BallSack links to a couple of his other rip-off websites, and makes you a “generous” offer.  Get his “Newsletter” ($197 value) for FREE!
Unfortunately, in …

BIG FAT IDIOT Matt “Ball Sack” Bacak has been declared a hostile D-bag.  The Anti-Douche-Bag Protocol has been initiated.
The Salty Droid has judged Mr. Bacak to be wholly without redeeming virtue.  Ball Sack offers NOTHING of value, and he’ll take your hard earned money for it.  He feeds off the system like a rat; spreading disease, discomfort, and smelly little turds (which he rolls around in before sexy time).  Matty Ball Sack takes much, and gives nothing.  He’s the kind of scum-sucking-shit-monger that exploits the weak, the vulnerable, and the …