Matt “Ball Sack” Bacak – Hostile D-bag
BIG FAT IDIOT Matt “Ball Sack” Bacak has been declared a hostile D-bag. The Anti-Douche-Bag Protocol has been initiated.
The Salty Droid has judged Mr. Bacak to be wholly without redeeming virtue. Ball Sack offers NOTHING of value, and he’ll take your hard earned money for it. He feeds off the system like a rat; spreading disease, discomfort, and smelly little turds (which he rolls around in before sexy time). Matty Ball Sack takes much, and gives nothing. He’s the kind of scum-sucking-shit-monger that exploits the weak, the vulnerable, and the naive. The sort of worthless D-bag that wields the kindness of others as a weapon against them. A hard selling, lie telling, sociopathic, shank his own grandmother in the neck kind of bastard.
Matt Bacak, aka The Ball Sack: You have activated the ADBP with your bullshit. Now would be a good time for you to change your name and move to Cuba … cause I’m gunnin’ for ya bitch … and I’m FUCKING RELENTLESS!!
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Speaking of Matt Bacak, have you seen this rather odd site apparently put up by Matt’s mama? Not sure what to make of it…
http://www.aboutmattbacak.com
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Oh shit I forgot about that … thanks for reminding me. I started a post about it once … but then abandoned it due to laziness … I think I better finish it up. It’s TOO classic!
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SD is going to get absolutely nowhere with Andy Jenkins, Brad Fallon, Matt Bacak and Ryan Deiss. It’s entertaining watching SD try and fail though, I must admit.
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froylein Reply:
October 28th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
I must admit it’s entertaining to watch [A side-note: the verb is followed by an infinitive, not a gerund; you may use the gerund as a subject of the clause and then correctly use the Continuous aspect in "is entertaining", but what you have written above is an inversion gone badly wrong as the subject of the main clause is "[i]t”] a lot of people getting their knickers in a knot.
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@froylein can we have that in English please?
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froylein Reply:
October 28th, 2009 at 11:30 pm
That happened to be English; fourth year EFL grammar to be more precise.
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lol I love you froylein you always make me laugh
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froylein Reply:
October 29th, 2009 at 7:49 am
Wait till you see me expression-dance it.
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Ha, well said SD. Absolutely priceless. What a magnificent tirade, I haven’t laughed out loud like that for so long. I’m still giggling. [Note, correct use of Gerund.]
I found your post after googling “Mike Bacak Spam” to see if anyone else is suffering a barrage of spam from this fuckwit. It seems his ‘unsubscribe’ button doesn’t work. Now, I see, it’s not the only thing that doesn’t work.
You have a new fan Salty.
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