My best friend forever Matt “the Ballsack” Bacak knows how to value things. He’s the world’s foremost expert in pulling shit from his ass >> calling it cookies >> and then ramming it down YOUR throat!! A few CAN’T LOSE tips from The Salty Droid for valuing things the Matt Bacak way >> a $4 trillion dollar value >> FREE OF FUCKING CHARGE!!
<< all screen caps from The BallSack’s Scam sites >>
How to value your own time: Be Modest like Matt!
If you think it’s strange that The BallSack’s billing rate is higher than top doctors, lawyers, rocket scientists, Popes, etc. >> then you must be living in the REAL WORLD >> Matt asks you to please SOD OFF!
RENEGADE MARKETING! Fuck Yeah! That’s extreme-mach0-hardcore-extreme! >> In TWO Steps <<
- Don’t WASTE your money buying $500 e-books from dip shits!
- Just focus on step one until I tell you otherwise.
Wow! I’ll admit it >> bleep bleep << that’s an impressive fucking discount. I’ll take eleventy-million-trillion of them!!
Hard to decide which number is more unbelievably fucking ridiculous >> $91,294 or $5,500 >> Both of them are the reason that God has sent The Salty Droid calling upon Matt “the BallSack” Bacak.
Take a quiet moment before you leave to admire that last one >> It’s a kind of art >> The fine art of fucking people over!!