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Two Tubbies in a Tub


The** bastard** on the left is convicted felon Perry {Evil Jowls} Belcher >> The bastard on the right is Matt {BallSack} Bacak!! I’m writing about each of their EVIL individually >> and here I find them :: TOGETHER :: IN A FUCKING TUB!!!

Evil Jowls got all tarted up for his special bath time meeting with The BallSack. Fancy cowboy shirt, and the kiss-me boots to match!! It’s a look that says, “Casual, yet ready for the Jr. High School Prom.” On a count of three >> let’s see that big, “I can echo .. but I can’t feel .. sociopath smile.” 3 - 2 - 1 … Ahh, cute!!!

Matt Bacak can’t be bothered with tarting it up. He’s always the same blob-of-fraud wrapped in disheveled Old Navy. In support of unending irony >> The BallSack actually seems to be making an effort to show us his ball sack. No fucking thanks!!!

Droid Rule 7869.34 – When meeting a FELON for a Bath >> wear PANTS!!

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