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Travis King said:
The truth will out — and in a spectacular way if the Droid has anything to do with it. Keep it real, Salty. If only there were more reporters like you, unafraid to investigate and tell the unabashed truth, the world would be a much better place. Truth and justice rock, my friend. Long live the fourth estate!
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# 7 March 2009 at 10:32 pm

sd (author) said:
Thanks Travis!
“the fourth estate” >> i consider that high praise
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# 7 March 2009 at 11:02 pm

Terence said:
Hey Salty… how did you do that cool trick with the google link (cursor moving etc.) – thanks for the expose (ay) and wake up call…
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# 8 March 2009 at 12:13 am

sd (author) said:
T,
it’s called: Let me Google that for You >> http://lmgtfy.com/
just the right amount of smart-ass for any occasion
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# 8 March 2009 at 12:20 am

Anonymous said:
You have plenty to say about belcher but what about that Schirmer guy? He has been investigated by a tv show in Australia and it looks like he is also being investigated by the Australian authorities which might be the reason why he’s trying to head our way. He stupidly claimed on his website that he had been cleared of all wrong doing by the Australian Securities Commission but it now looks like that was a complete lie because he changed somer wording and then removed it from the website altogether but not before someone captured it apparently. He is also claiming to be a bloody christian but he does nothing but talk down to people all the time. He treats people as if hes the bloody god of greatness when he is nothing more than a scumbag. He has been accused of not paying his debts, making promises to pay people and never doing it, intimidating little old ladies into not having any say and claiming to make about 1000 percent return on the stock market when noone has ever seen any evidence of his trading including his students. Those are some of the things I got from the TV show info on him and I believe that if just that tiny bit made it out to the media then there is a hell of a lot more we haven’t heard yet. He gets people sucked in by doing mass marketing and then it appears that he shuts down once he’s got their money claiming business has failed. He claimed on his website that it was the TV show who removed the videos off youtube about him where hundreds of people spoke out against him but youtube said that Schirmer removed the videos himself. He’s a bloody liar and can’t be trusted. I think you need to do a lot more checking on these sorts of people because we don’t need any more of them.
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# 8 March 2009 at 12:57 am

sd (author) said:
Anon ::
That’s all news to this Droid.
I had an unfriendly conversation with @davidschirmer today. He made a lame attempt to defend Evil Jowls which reeked of scammer.
http://is.gd/mmkr
I’ll take a closer look at him. If anyone has ever dealt with him personally >> please email me and tell me about the experience {I’ll keep all of your secrets secret}
SaltyDroid@gmail.com
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# 8 March 2009 at 1:29 am

Chris said:
I was not at the event and know nothing about this, but I have to ask why do you care?
Why are you concerned whether Perry sent tweets to MC Hammer or not? It’s not like he said Hammer was his best friend or something.
Are you sure you did the searches properly? Does the search function go all the way back in time, or is there a cutoff date? Is it possible you just weren’t able to find the tweets? Maybe Perry has more than one account.
Is it possible he was telling an exaggerated story to make a point? That is common with speakers. I don’t think anyone there paid to hear the precise truth of his interactions with MC Hammer.
It seems like you have some grudge against him- what’s up with that?
Sorry, but when you don’t have the guts to put your name here with your accusations, it’s hard to take you seriously.
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# 8 March 2009 at 1:40 pm

sd (author) said:
Chris, tks for the comment.
Perry Belcher is a felon and a scammer! He lies, schemes, and puffs himself up in order to TAKE shit that doesn’t belong to him. The power of social media will make this much easier for him (and others like him).
The Droid is trying to use the power of social media to FIGHT BACK! I don’t have a “grudge” against Perry. I HATE him exactly as much as I HATE all scammers. Equality!!
I was also surprised that this was a FULL FUCKING LIE and not just an exaggeration. I hunted for hours to try and prove myself wrong. If you can find evidence that validates Belcher’s story >> send it to me and I’ll make a correction >> then I’ll give myself a taste of my own Droid medicine as punishment for fucking it up!
The Salty Droid publicly humiliates felons, scammers, and predators :: Perhaps you can understand the necessity of anonymity :: Keep coming back and I’ll try to make you trust me anyway!!
As for taking me “seriously” >> I advise against it!!
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# 8 March 2009 at 2:43 pm

Anonymous said:
“The Salty Droid publicly humiliates felons, scammers, and predators ::”
Excellent worka and isn’t it interesting how these guys all get so damn bloated and gross on hot air. They are all fat ugly arrogant bastards who think the world owes them something and they whinge and spit venomous hate as soon as anyone says anything negative about them.
That ozzie guy seems so bloody up himself and too quick to fight back like hes got a chip on his shoulder or something. On first visit he comes across as all christian fake charm but the cracks show after a while when it is so bloody obvious he’s only after your money. I reckon that guy is out for everything and he won’t give a shit who he screws over. If he has been exposed in Australia then in my opinion hes running from something and we need to watch out.
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# 9 March 2009 at 6:46 am

anon said:
Right before coming to America Schirmer had all the ACA videos yanked from YouTube and threatened a bunch of bloggers with legal action if they didn’t take down negative comments on their blogs. There were five ACA videos in all, but I only know of two that survived his legal threats.
Here’s the first ACA video, called “Secret Con Man”:
http://video.msn.com/video.aspx?mkt=en-au&brand=ninemsn&search=secret%20con%20man
and here’s the last:
http://video.msn.com/?mkt=en-au&brand=ninemsn&tab=m164
If you go to the Federal courts of Australia website you can do a search for the last name “Schirmer”:
https://www.comcourts.gov.au/public/esearch/federal/query?last_name=Schirmer&given_name=&filed_after=&filed_before=&court=any&file_status=any&registry=any&action_type=any&search_by=general
There you’ll find Bob Proctor’s (“Lifesuccess Productions”) successful lawsuit against him for “mislead. or deceptive conduct”. There’s also a plagiarism suit against him by another spruiker.
If you do a family court search for the name “Schirmer”
http://www.austlii.edu.au/cgi-bin/sinosrch.cgi?method=boolean&query=Schirmer&meta=%2Fau&mask_path=
you’ll find his brother Jaime (Schirmer v Queensland Health, 2005) in trouble for being “highly psychotic and aggressive”. (He killed himself a year or two ago.) You’ll also find his other brother Ian (R v. Schirmer 1995) in trouble for molesting a nine-year-old girl, and a repeat offender at that.
The whole Schirmer family’s a litter of sick fucks. Keep away!
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# 9 March 2009 at 7:34 am

Schirmer shitter said:
Schirmer got in trouble in the first place because he had an affair with one of his employees. He admits it himself in a hysterical PDF he passed around after the first ACA story:
http://www.geocities.com/usepenlube/acaschirmer.pdf
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# 9 March 2009 at 7:58 am

sd (author) said:
Thanks for the info peeps, {and all the good emails} The Droid appreciates the help.
I’m coming for you Schirmer >> and Jesus is on MY SIDE. Go ahead and write up your Copyright and Libel claims now >> then shove them up your ass!
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# 9 March 2009 at 2:13 pm

Sadistic Beliefs said:
God thats hilarious. You are the right person to deal with this twit. He thinks hes a world expert on everything you can dream up and he’ll justify himself until his eyes come out his arse and a lot of people fall for it. NOT I SAID THE FLY. I have also heard that the guy has a problem with skirts and thats probably why he makes such a very big pathetic soppy point of mentioning his wife often. That creeps me out and she should be pretty bloody sus by now its all so bloody obvious. But then she’s right in on it all too because while hes lying through his teeth shes enjoying all the luxuries that come her way when he screws everyone over so in other words she’s just as screwed up and freakin greedy as he is but she plays the innocent freakin little dogooder churchy wife like “I know nooooooothing”. Maybe she is completely clueless as to what hes up to but hello it is the 21st century. I believe the guy also teaches people how to lose friends and influence the authorities oh err is that screw friends and finger authority, something like that.
He does not give a shit about anyone else so long as he feeds his freakin fat belly and has a big gathering around him holding up his pedestal and saying crap like oh he’s good, he’s amazing, he’s so talented, yeeeeewwwkkk. If he really was so freakin talented why is he in so much shit in Australia and don’t give me that shit about some woman having a vendetta thats a pathetic cop out for an excuse of a man. Maybe you screwed over a few too many people and what pathetic freakin response does he give “Oh man, I don’t owe anyone anything”. LIKE HELL you twit, and I’m Jesus. I have heard that he even teaches people how to set themselves up to screw people over and get out of their debts. he should know, he does it all the time – WATCH OUT AMERICA, THE DEVIL HAS LANDED.
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# 9 March 2009 at 11:55 pm

Another ANON said:
There are still 4 videos that I can find on the Ninemsn website regarding schirmers interviews.
28/05/2007
http://video.msn.com/video.aspx?mkt=en-AU&brand=ninemsn&vid=9c7d19af-0c0b-4e84-aa12-294366f64c4d
01/06/2007 – Audio is OK but the video is scrambled.
http://video.msn.com/video.aspx?mkt=en-AU&brand=ninemsn&vid=4b5f19f9-c20a-4a9c-869b-cc91304bb3f7
14/11/2007
http://video.msn.com/video.aspx?mkt=en-AU&brand=ninemsn&vid=2406d376-af22-4681-b4a4-3d55488ac6c0
24/03/2008
http://video.msn.com/video.aspx?mkt=en-AU&brand=ninemsn&vid=30162666-2c11-44af-be37-948432ccb520
There is no rest for the wicked.
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# 10 March 2009 at 12:15 am

Penny Talent said:
The world faces Global Warning. It needs to be rid of parasites, weazils and poison like these guys. Get serious, who the hell is going to take a guy crapping his pants sucking up to a marketing pretzel like Belcher, claiming to be a faith walking christian, trading the stock market with no proof not to mention being sued by his exmate Proctor man and being exposed on national tv for not paying his debts that by the looks of it still have not been paid. Jeesh man, how lame can a weazil be trying to break into th US of A with such pathetic credentials. We have enough thanks go back to your hole MATE.
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# 10 March 2009 at 12:56 am

Anon said:
These guys are for sure using twitter to build up their contact lists. They are very subtling adding people like crazy to market to, just watch. It is such a blatantly obvious progression of the dickless wankers v the naive idiots. The unsuspecting are soon about to be bombarded with marketing crap.
Twitter is the biggest dick comparing site I have ever come across and a bloody waste of time.
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# 10 March 2009 at 4:21 pm

CouchSurfingOri said:
I appreciate the Super-hero purpose of this site, and thus the need for anonymity for the droid (The rest of you have no excuse). Don’t believe everything you read (SD & myself included).
I’ve met Perry, and he’s one of the nicest, most generous & helpful people I’ve ever met. Does that make him a non-scammer? No. In fact, I’d assume to be a scammer one has to seem pretty friendly, right? I’m not here to argue that. But, this particular MC Hammer story is at least partially false. I can only vouch for me: http://twitter.com/CouchSurfingOri/status/1052469939 <— That link took some hunting to find, as the search tool did not want to help.
Perry Belcher did ask his followers (I still hate that word) to message MC Hammer and have him CALL PERRY BELCHER – i.e. he did not say to use @perrybelcher -
In fact, after I found the time/date of my reply, I was able to search Perry’s updates and get you guys these links (this is sequential, and tells the story the way Perry’s presentation went):
http://twitter.com/perrybelcher/status/1050664487
http://twitter.com/perrybelcher/status/1052422486
http://twitter.com/perrybelcher/status/1052474327
Now… (other than justice) why would someone (me) who barely has time to get their own stuff done, go through not only their own updates, but also Perry’s, to find this? It’s because Perry’s genuinely a nice guy. I surfed his couch for 2 weeks. I’ve been to his office. I’ve met his family, friends, employees, partners…. everyone that knows him is crazy about him. **EVEN MORE INTERESTING** Out of Perry’s 54,438 followers (at the time of this writing), a large percent actually know of his past. I know this because on numerous occasions I’ve seen him send out a video that tells what he did.
There’s 3 sides to every story- although clearly the company did over-hype what the products can do, the basic claims were true. Perry did lose everything, and had to start from scratch. He was making money way before that company, and he’s lost it all, before that company. That particular loss was pretty traumatic, and I rather know someone like Perry who can learn from their mistakes, than say… oh… Haliburton…. or Enron… or… Adelphia… or any of these other companies… oh wait… let’s not forget Bernard Madoff who scammed charities, hospitals, and senior citizens…. and then tried to mail out Jewelry & Art to friends and family, while on house arrest.
Perry now sells infoproducts. I’ve not purchased them, but I’ve certainly perused them when he was giving away his product initially to test it. The content is damn good, and anyone who wants to market online can learn a lot of valuable information from it.
Those open ended questions… try it sometimes. It may be a tactic, but it works, and it gets people interacting, and having fun. ***You know what else a tactic is that Perry said at that lecture, that you totally left off? He said to make sure that you give plenty of GENUINE compliments to people. “It takes so little to make somebody’s day, but no one takes the time to do it! You have unlimited love! It costs you nothing! ” I’m not going to transcribe the lecture, but Perry tries to teach people to grow their list by actually being genuine, TRANSPARENT, helpful people that actually try to make other people’s lives better. I know! What a shitty definition of a scammer, right?
Droid- you strike me as an honorable guy- with your background in the military, and your high intelligence (which is obvious to me, by how you function on twitter, designed this blog, write, communicate, and research), so I expect you to make things right.
As far as the other dude people are griping about… I don’t know him, so can’t vouch for him. But Perry is real good people. How many of you can actually say you’ve never done anything bad? When I was a kid, I shoplifted from the mall! Vandalized the mall! Ummm.. what else.. oh yeah… used to take copy protection out of games. Sold test answers in 10th grade. Ummm… I’m sure the list goes on and on. We’re people, we evolve.
Are there scammers out there? fuck yes! Is Perry CURRENTLY one of them? My personal opinion– No.
If you’re going to warn people of scammers, make sure they’re at least current… ’cause you’re not going to look that smart saying “Don’t invest with Bernard Madoff!” when the dude’s already behind bars.
Btw… I think the Enron guy that died while awaiting his trial (or was it the other big company from around the same time) is living it up in the Caribbean somewhere!
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# 11 March 2009 at 10:50 pm

matt said:
Perry Belcher’s background speaks for itself. Perry is a BIG TIME LIAR and CHEAT according to evidence and what TN charged him with, and complaints from his former customers and affiliates. Nothing more needs to be said about this big fat SNAKE OIL saleman and FELON I suppose after his plea deal with TN.
He’s moved from TN to Austin and hooked up Ryan Deiss and Carrie Wilkerson the Barefoot Executive. Carrie Wilkerson is a holy roller, religious, “I’m a preacher’s kid so can do no wrong” self rightous type who’d do anything for money. She and Belcher teamed up and scam lots of the work at home mom crowd now selling the get rich on the internet stuff. What a trio.
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# 12 March 2009 at 12:40 am
The Felon and the Hammer - Part 3 « The Salty Droid said:
[...] Surfing Hobo Ori Bengal tweeted this to The Salty Droid regarding the MC Hammer/Evil Jowls situation [...]
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# 12 March 2009 at 1:25 am

sd (author) said:
Ori,
I’m nearly 100% sure Perry is still scamming. Fraudsters can’t work in “industries” with big gray areas. Lying and manipulating aren’t things you can just wash from your personality in the shower. His video isn’t a genuine apology. It’s a smoke screen. He confesses not ONE thing. It detracts from the truth. Every single word drips with rot.
That said, you think you see good in him :: and he’s been good to you :: those are kick ass reasons to stand up for someone :: and this was a brave fucking place to do it!
Matt,
> Exact-o < And twitter is making it so much easier for them. It’s at least 100% more effective than email for scamming … Even though at the moment they still pretty much SUCK at it.
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# 12 March 2009 at 4:25 am
Twitter Search: Not for Searching « The Salty Droid said:
[...] Perry Evil Jowls Belcher of lying about Spam swarming MC Hammer with Tweets from his followers {here}.  While his story is obviously riddled with lies, it wasn’t the outright fabrication that I [...]
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# 18 March 2009 at 2:47 am
Perry Belcher Lies and Denies | The Salty Droid said:
[...] The Droid accused Perry {Evil Jowls}Belcher of telling a BOLD FACE LIE about his adventures with Twitter and MC Hammer.   It was the sort of lie that a short, chunky, [...]
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# 18 June 2009 at 3:33 am
Twitter Search: Not for Searching | The Salty Droid said:
[...] Perry Evil Jowls Belcher of lying about Spam swarming MC Hammer with Tweets from his followers {here}.  While his story is obviously riddled with lies, it wasn’t the outright fabrication that I [...]
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# 18 June 2009 at 3:34 am
» StomperNet Shit Storm said:
[...] Perry Belcher lies about MC Hammer — Perry Belcher is one of the speakers {aka pressure salesman} at a StomperNet Live event.  The Droid uses his now banned Twitter account to stir up the pot.  Why is this fucking felon on stage?  Poor first impression. [...]
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