Matt Bacak Pisses Pants – Blocks Droid
The Salty Droid scans the Bio of each new follower on Twitter and uses the data to craft high quality BURNS, SNAPS, and SMACK DOWNS! Each one of these unique insults has a retail value of $94,450 … but The Droid just gives the shit away for FREE!!
Matt Bacak (aka The BallSack) links to a Facebook page on his Twitter Bio. On the Facebook page The BallSack links to a couple of his other rip-off websites, and makes you a “generous” offer. Get his “Newsletter” ($197 value) for FREE!
Unfortunately, in the land of The BallSack: FREE! = Automatic credit card charge of $30 per/month.
Notice that when The Droid mocks the completely contrived $197 figure, The BallSack doesn’t even catch the reference!
@BallSack: “what are you referring too?”
I’m referring to the most prominently displayed item in YOUR Bio you transparently foolish fuck!
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Indeed. Bacak got me with this one when I naively downloaded a bunch of aged worthlessness from his, again fraudulent, "MATT BACAK RETIRES!" bullsuck fest. Apparently, to CAKman, retirement means, I don't know, taking a nap? and then back to web crime as a self-employed Retiree! Anyhow, I fill out the form for all this free hard-drive filler & there's an option box to get THE $197 VALUE NEWSLETTER FOR FREE! I blatantly UNCHECK the option box (which was pre-checked, of course) as I had no interest and was wary of the general gurucrap now semantically known as "Continuity Blueprint" or ELABORATE INSTRUCTIONS RE NON-TERMINATING PROCESSES or whatever. What happens? I get a physical Newsletter in the mail ANYWAY. Nowhere does the newsletter give me any information on how to stop it. The only attempt at avoiding the technical legal definition of fraud was the inclusion of a separate little light-yellow piece of paper with elaborate instructions on unsubscribing to avoid the monthly $30 I'd never agreed to in the first place.
As predicted by the Bacakian Research Armada, I lost the little piece of paper, and I'd been too busy at the moment I got it to act on it immediately. Cha-Ching!
Keep on his tail. Put him into real retirement, perhaps in federal pajamas.
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[...] I suppose this is the same point The Salty Droid was getting at in his February 9, 2011 post in which he alleges that Matt contrived the value of his newsletter. [...]
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