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Author == 27 September 2011 50 Comments

The Red Menace is back out on the mean streets of Salt Lake City :: watch out for him if you happen to be on …

North Temple

or …

South Temple

or …

West Temple

or …

East Temple

… or any of the other streets named for what one guesses is a temple.

After three months in the clink :: the family of Jeremy Johnson has miraculously posted $2.8 million in bail so that St. George’s favorite fuckstar can get back to managing the collapse of his empire of slime from the comfort of the homes and cars and people that he purchased with money he stole from poor folk.

Photo above courtesy of  Rick Egan at The Salt Lake Tribune not complaining about me using his photos without permission. I’d take my own pictures but I suspect I might not be welcomed into Zion by Utah’s corrupt as shit Attorney General.

“We’re excited about going to trial,” Crane said. “Jeremy has run a legitimate business, and we look forward to our day in court.”

Well that’s a strange thing to be excited about. Maybe court appointed attorney Nathan Crane is just happy to still be on the case after Jeremy Johnson toyed with the idea of firing him in favor of self-representation during a “let me out of jail right this second I’m a princess” hissy fit he had last month. That hilarious story ran in the Gannett owned St. George local The Spectrum :: but after a week of being one of the top stories on their website … they deleted it seemingly without comment.

“U.S. Justice Department trial attorney Brent Ward has said he expects a new indictment that will add more charges to the case against Johnson …”

Hooray!! More things for JJ to be excited abouts!! Free party hats for everyone :: you just give us your credit card infos to pay for the shipping …

Who doesn’t love free hats?


 

 


 

The $350 million scam that is the basis of the FTC v. JJ lawsuit is not even close to the worst of JJ’s fucking over poor people crimes {see eg Scamming Two Debbies for a taste of Johnsons’s “legitimate business ideas”}. Rather amazingly :: the $350 million stems just from the “forced continuity” part of the scam.

The fake robot laid out the broad strokes of the forced continuity scam in one of the original SaltyDroid posts  …

Continuity of Dunces

… oh my god commas! Fucking sacrilege!!

Partner of convicted computer crimes felon Perry Belcher :: member of The Syndicate :: fake Christian :: and all around asshole :: Ryan Diess used to call his how-to continuity frauduct {The Continuity Blueprint} his “flagship” program. But he’s since moved on to not-better things.

In July :: after a surprise appearance by Syndicate B-teamer :: and fucking idiot :: Maria Andros in The Business Insider :: I said this …

Jeremy Johnson’s “Obama Grants Program” web scam did $350 million in consumer damage in just five years according to the FTC. Let’s all hold our breath :: plug our noses :: and guess where he tapped into that kind of traffic volume. Scammers don’t have traffic :: they buy it … and there are plenty of sellers currently pretending to be legit players because transparency is still a mirage … just like the web publishing business model.

Apropos of above said :: The Salt Lake Tribune served me this ad while I was reading all about Jeremy Johnson’s ankle bracelet release …

… the circle of {scam} life … and motherfucking irony.

>> bleep bloop

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  • Barbara said:

    Oh for the love of all that’s good in the world…this is just incredible. Mark Shurtleff has never met a scammer he didn’t love.

    I guess it’s not too suprising that after scamming $350 million dollars his family could come up with a mere $2.8 million in bond, that’s chump change for a criminal at his level.

    So his attorney is looking forward to Jeremy’s day in court, is he? He calls his business legitimate? It will be interesting to hear what prosecutors and victims call his various enterprises…somehow I doubt legitimate will be among their descriptive terms.

    Too bad that auction’s over, I might have been able to pick up a plane on the cheap.

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  • Flashbacker said:

    Meet Shifty…aka “Mr. Darting Eyes”

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  • Barbara said:

    For one brief, shining moment I thought that ghastly prop comic Carrot Top had been indicted. This is almost as good.

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  • Anonymous said:

    From reporter Andy Jenkins@The Spectrum:

    “Eager buyers snapped up nearly 250 lots of merchandise Saturday from the companies owned or operated by St. George businessman Jeremy Johnson, who has been beset by legal woes since federal authorities began investigating the marketing practices of his St. George-based company iWorks.”

    “While a number of buyers waited for big-ticket items – property such as classic automobiles, a snow plane and a dune buggy owned by the Internet business – there was no shortage of people ready to bid for boxes containing artificial plants, computer monitors, office calculators, desks, miscellaneous software and other items.”

    And a few boxes of L’Oreal Intense Red Copper hair dye, and three Conair infiniti curling irons.

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    Barbara Reply:

    @,oops! forget to identify myself!

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  • Purchased Redemption said:

    Jeremy “Boiler Room” Johnson donated a tiny percentage of what he took in of OTHER people’s money to Haiti relief, and is treated to a “hero’s homecoming” by the local television station. “All hail the Utah motto: Industry!”

    The reporter even gets all worked up speculating about exactly “when” Johnson’s elite private helicopter might arrive back, in eager anticipation of their deity’s return.

    Will the television station also be providing coverage of future relief efforts for any “people”(*) who may have been financially devastated by Johnson’s “enterprises?”

    (*) “People” = Those who don’t know the secret handshake.

    Take a dollar, donate a penny…now that’s the ticket to redemption, or so it goes in the “land of industry.”

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    Barbara Reply:

    @Purchased Redemption,

    Gag! Did you hear that reporter’s voice as he said “two weeks”? Such awe and reverence in his tone! “He’s been here TWO WEEKS!”. Hey, jackass, do a story on the people of Médecins Sans Frontières who spend years in the field. And how about the police and fire departments coming to the airfield to bow and scrape and honor the conquering hero upon his return?

    Do you suppose any of those police were among the ones who arrested him?

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    SD Reply:

    @Barbara ::

    He was arrested by IRS agents.

    For some reason {money money money money money} locals could never be bothered with investigating Johnson.

    “But Droid cops don’t care about fraud … it’s too confusing” :: says somebody.

    True … what about dead bodies though?

    I guess there isn’t enough time … what with televised self congratulatory surprise parties to attend.

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    Dave Reply:

    @SD, Foreshadowing????

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  • Barbara said:

    From The Spectrum September 10 2011:

    “Johnson, 35, is accused of being the mastermind behind a massive online financial scheme in which he allegedly used the U.S. mail system to ship a variety of products tied to his company iWorks.”

    “Johnson has been held in the Davis County Jail without possibility of bail since his arrest in June while preparing to board an international flight in Phoenix.”

    “The government alleges iWorks used false information to market its products to customers, including shell corporations designed to mislead bankers who were growing increasingly reluctant to allow the company to use credit and debit card transactions over the Internet after a growing number of customers sought refunds for fees that were charged to their cards without their authorization.”

    So he was trying to flee the jurusdiction, actually leaving the country, when he was arrested in June? I don’t understand then why bail was ever granted. The government has EIGHT MILLION pages of documents that are evidence against him. The prosecution said 500,000 custmers contacted their credit card companies for “charge-backs” after Johnson tried to bilk them. He cheated half of a million people and he’s getting out of jail?! That’s outrageous.

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    Bonnie Reply:

    @Barbara,

    No more outrageous than JAR walking free — where is the justice for these pathetic excuses for human beings without consciences? I just don’t get it.

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  • JustinTime said:

    Wait guys… I think I figured out this Shurtleff bullshit. And why all the boiler rooms and ridiculous scam operations just keep going on.

    From the Utah AG’s website at http://attorneygeneral.utah.gov/60.html

    And I quote (ahem):

    “Furthermore, the duties of the Attorney General under Utah Code Annotated �67- 5-1

    “The Attorney General shall…

    13. Prosecute corporations which act illegally.”

    Prosecute bullshit corporations is number thirteen….!!!

    Shurtleff must just be superstitious! He probably just skipped right over that unlucky sub-paragraph 13. Same reason why they don’t put a Floor 13 in skyscrapers. Or some shit. That crazy coot.

    Ok, so, idea: Let’s ship a whole bunch of black cats to Utah and set up a shitload of ladders in Salt Lake City, and maybe, just maybe, Shurtleff will never see the fucking light of day again.

    Superstitious bastard.

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  • Barbara said:

    So, Tim Lawson was the marriage broker between two crooks, Shurtleff and Johnson:

    “Tim Lawson is one of the most influential state lobbyists you’ve never heard of. That is, unless you’ve met Lawson in person, who, by way of introduction, speaks more about the people he knows than of himself—friendships ranging from Utah Gov. Gary Herbert, CEOs and captains of industry and, of course, his personal friend, Attorney General Mark Shurtleff. “Me and Mark are as close as two guys can be without being gay,” Lawson told City Weekly in 2009. “We’re like brothers.”

    “The 45-year-old Orem resident has, since launching his political forays, supported his wife and eight children through entrepreneurial ventures that have ranged from telemarketing to hovercraft construction and, apparently, as a part-time political consultant.”

    “Lawson touted his political connections to executives in the Utah call-center industry and advertised himself as having a hook-up for troubled companies who wanted to reach out to the top attorney of the state. Some companies appear to have reached out to Lawson, having him intercede on their behalf with the attorney general. In some instances, making introductions has profited Lawson and made new campaign supporters for Shurtleff.”

    “According to e-mails obtained through a records request, Lawson also arranged a Jan. 16, 2008, meeting between Shurtleff and a St. George Internet marketing company known as IWorks so that Shurtleff could accept a campaign donation. In 2008, the company would give Shurtleff $50,000 in campaign donations.”

    This is from Salt Lake City News February 2, 2011.
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    So, Lawson, I guess hoping to bolster that “without being gay” claim, has about a dozen young women “friends” posing seductively semi-nude on his Facebook page. Just the typical friends a highly religious, married, father of eight, man would have…nothing to see here.

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    Barbara Reply:

    Mea Culpa…I disovered this site in July, I didn’t realize SD had thoroughly covered this story ten months ago.

    It was an eye-opener to me in some respects. I always wondered how employees could actually work in those boiler rooms. Now I know:

    (Salt Lake City News April 8 2009)
    “Dealmakers might close a sale and on their breaks sling cocaine, OxyContin as well as marijuana brownies to their co-workers. Employees might shoot heroin up in the bathrooms or drop ecstasy while on the phone with customers.”

    “On payday, the sales floor would make a liquorstore run before lunchtime and by the end of the day, might be taking down customer’s credit-card information drunk, high or both.”

    Boy, that makes casual Fridays seem like a big bunch of nothing and you can’t compare the day when the nice guy in sales brought Krispy Kreme’s to shooting up in the bathroom.

    I guess you’d have to be fucked up on something before you could happily bilk a little old lady out of her life savings.

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    SD Reply:

    @Barbara ::

    And don’t forget about all the deaths and the torture.

    Like the parking lot shotgun suicide involved in the story you quoted from :: or the death of Jason Palmer detailed here by me …

    http://saltydroid.info/mark-shurtleff-attorney-general-of-mlm/

    … or the Prosper water-boarding mentioned in that post.

    Good times.

    Suck on that casual Friday.

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    Jack Reply:

    @SD, Utah went to change their song in 2003 from Utah, We Love Thee, to this one:

    But maybe it sounds like it’s time for a new song and I think a good start would be from one of the comments below that song video on YouTube:

    “I sang this song for the news in elementary school. Now I smoke a lot of dope.”

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  • Jack said:

    Slideshow of Johnson auctioned items:
    http://www.ksl.com/index.php?sid=17359010&nid=984&page=1

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    Barbara Reply:

    @Jack,

    I’m torn between the beautiful ’57 Chevy and the snow plane. The plane was ugly as hell but it could be useful in our Ohio winters.

    It’s like opening a pirate’s chest and viewing the plunder…how many suffered so this sick fuck could engage in shopping sprees?

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    SD Reply:

    @Barbara ::

    The scary :: and non-exaggerated :: answer to your question is …

    … more than a million.

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  • Jack said:

    When I search around the internet I find this:
    http://dockets.justia.com/docket/utah/utdce/2:2010mc00846/76736/

    Plaintiff: Bloosky Interactive, LLC
    Defendants: Viable Marketing , Chad Elie and DJ Kilgore
    Petitioners: Jason Brailow and Jeremy Johnson

    Is it our “friend” Jeremy Johnson here and then also the Jason Brailow from:
    http://www.ftc.gov/opa/2009/02/jab.shtm

    ???!?

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    SD Reply:

    @Jack ::

    Yep!

    All of those names there are deeply involved.

    Our “friend” Chad Elie was arrested in the takedown of SunTrust Bank and the poker companies. But not before he sued to try and stop the FTC from taking money from JJ that he wanted for his own damn self.

    And hey … oh … by the way …

    Bloosky Interactive LLC gave $25,000 to one Mark Shurtleff.

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  • zila said:

    . . . The Salt Lake Tribune . . . “priceless”!

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  • I was here before said:

    I didn’t know about Utah boiler rooms and all this crap before (I don’t even live in the USA) but I want to share with you just a couple of things:

    1) In the first picture, the “Red menace” looks really scary. I guess that pic shows exactly what he is, a psychopath.

    2)Once I got a job “interview” in a place which turned to be one of these boiler rooms. Only, this company was selling financial products that personally I would consider illegal. They were on the edge of being illegal for sure.
    I had a 3-day training course and then -if I considered myself ready- I would start selling.
    The things I saw there are pretty close to what Barbara described above. However, many of the employees, especially the women were also victims. They manipulated you to make you believe you were doing something good for someone else and for you.
    The second day I decided not to go back there ever again. It was like a cult disguised as a business.

    3)A few months ago, I got an email promoting The Web is dead, by Ryan Deiss. I didn’t know who this guy was until now, when I saw that ad you posted here, Salty. I watched the video included in the email. It was scary… Again someone trying to manipulate me by scaring me.
    I never subscribed for Ryan Deiss’ list. It was some other marketer who sent me that. I immediately unsubscribed.

    Sad part is, recently I saw that someone I know and somehow appreciate has fallen in the net of this scammer.

    Thanks for all your posts, SD.

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  • Cosmic Connie said:

    I’m glad we’re back in the Beehive State, the Land of Bilk and Money, and I look forward to hearing more about how Texas figures into the tale.

    While waiting for the other cowboy boot to drop, I just posted this on the Utah for Rick Perry Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/pages/Utah-for-Rick-Perry-2012/209729569083267 ):

    I’m in Texas, and hey, you guys can HAVE Rick Perry. He would get along great with your AG. http://saltydroid.info/mark-shurtleff-attorney-general-of-mlm/ http://www.unionleader.com/article/20110912/NEWS0605/110919967
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    We’ll see how long it stays up there.

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  • Barbara said:

    From The Spectrum September 27 2011:

    PREMATURE AUCTION?

    “Until that happens, however, he is innocent under our nation’s legal system. It seems as though the court went too far in allowing things of value to be sold when the man has yet to be convicted of anything.
    Some people view Jeremy Johnson as being a bad guy, a man who bilked many people out of significant amounts of money. If he is convicted, his property should be sold to pay off debts, and he should serve time behind bars. But until a person is convicted, the court shouldn’t be able to sell off property. To do so prior to a conviction is akin to punishing a person for a crime he or she hasn’t been proven to have committed.
    If we truly hold to the concept of “innocent until proven guilty,” then this sale shouldn’t have happened until after Johnson stood trial.”

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    Wow! The article described him as a “philanthropist and search and rescue pilot”. It’s clear that some staff at The Spectrum are still under Bozo’s magic spell. “Some people” view Johnson as a bad guy, yeah, you mean “some” as in a million?

    It’s interesting that The Spectrum rushes to the defense of this “alleged” scammer. Where were they when JJ’s victims needed a voice? Where were the pieces of investigative journalism looking into this “hero’s” online businesses?

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    SD Reply:

    @Barbara ::

    He’s innocent under our criminal system until proven guilty … but that’s it. That’s the most ignorantly used cliche in American English.

    Most people who get pressed by the FTC never even get to court … such is their power. It’s really hard to get them to act … but if they do roll on you … you’re fucked. Your business … which is what the FTC attacks … doesn’t have ANY human rights … it’s just a fake thing easily replaced by other fake things.

    It’s what should have happened to James Arthur Ray. FTC asset freeze … then Ms. Sheila Sullivan Polk. That would have produced something much closer to justice. No hiring fancy lawyers with blood money … it turns the whole system into a farce.

    And yeah … The Spectrum is disgusting.

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  • Barbara said:

    (from KCSG television)
    “IWorks and its shell companies tried to appeal to customers by prominently displaying the American flag or a picture of President Barack Obama on their websites. Sources formerly associated with the company told the Deseret News it targeted people believed to be impoverished and less educated, particularly single African-American mothers in the South. Johnson has denied IWorks’ involvement in any wrongdoing.”

    “Edgardo Hong, of Holly, Michigan, was one those consumers estimated by Guerard to number at least 5 million. Wanting to start a translation business, he ordered a CD ostensibly exlaining how he could obtain a government grant in Feburary 2009. He never received the CD, and found 12 unauthorized charges totaling $283.40 on his credit card, according to the FTC complaint.”

    “A 63-year-old Kearns woman ordered a CD to get a grant to help with her house payment. It never came. When she tried to cancel her payment, she was given a telephone number to nowhere.”

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    God damn this racist piece of scum, targeting single mothers, the elderly, and at least FIVE MILLION people! Those numbers are staggering…I cannot fucking believe this was allowed to continue for so long.

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  • RT said:

    This guy’s level of fraud and scamming is HUGE … if they government can’t lock up someone so obviously guilty of such a huge fraud … it’s makes me lose hope.

    And Shurtleff … I so hope that the exposure here is causing some sleepless nights.

    Keep the pressure on salty!

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  • Barbara said:

    Jeremy Johnson moved his wife and two children to Costa Rica in early 2011. He was on his way there when he was arrested. He also has property in Belize and the Philippines. They know he has money stashed away because he continued to spend like a drunken sailor after his arrest and the supposed seizure of *all* of his assets.

    Maybe they could waterboard the location of his secret funds out of him..

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  • ironic said:

    just got a call this morning from Dean Graziosi’s team trying to sell me on high end useless coaching… guess where the area code was from…

    um yep UTAH

    mormons and their bullshit scams

    one big circle of fraud

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  • ross jeffries said:

    @SD The sad, sick thing is that with all that money, they can probably afford a very expensive, talented and massive legal team.

    Salty, isn’t there some rule where the court can freeze any assets of the defendant that may have been received or earned illegally so they can’t use them in their defense?

    RJ

    PS You may be pleased to hear that my PUAFRAUD site now has the number one and number two google listings for one of the biggest forced continuity scammers in my niche and that he’s recently lost his merchant account and had to start all over. And he’s stopped ALL continuity in his new marketing, at least for now. Hooray and thanks for the inspiration.

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    SD Reply:

    @ross jeffries ::

    Follow along @RJ for fuck sakes!

    The FTC sued him and froze all his assets. He has a court appointed attorney. If he pulls money out of his ass {or out of the ground} to pay lawyers … then he’s fucked for not disclosing all his assets in the mandatory disclosure … and the new assets would be frozen.

    I gots a few idea how he could around that problem :: but I’m not currently accepting sociopaths into my life coaching program.

    Oh and … cutting continuity from PUA is a bit like curing herpes in a syphilitic.

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    Mark Reply:

    @SD, agreed, it’s like if you were teaching make money online!

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  • Barbara said:

    It’s amazing that the state of Utah could cold-bloodedly decide to become the scammer capital of the world with virtually no opposition.

    “These schemes have proliferated in Utah to the
    point that the state holds a commanding lead over all
    other states in per capita sponsorship of multi-level
    marketing (MLM) programs, with pay plans that
    primarily reward recruitment of participants as customers
    and in which relatively few products are legitimately sold
    on a retail basis to end users. In fact, Utah County has the
    highest concentration of MLM schemes, with no county
    in the country holding even a close second place.
    The vast majority of victims of Utah-based
    schemes are not in Utah, but in other states and countries.
    Approximately 85% of revenues of Nu Skin, for example,
    which is one of the nation’s largest MLM’s based in
    Utah, are from Asia.”

    “We have observed addictive behavior among
    some compulsive MLM participants akin to gambling
    addiction. Compulsive MLM “addicts” have been called
    “MLM junkies.” Indeed, we see MLM as problematic as
    gambling – even worse, in some respects. Legalized
    gambling in the U.S. is regulated, but MLM typically is
    not – or not enforced. Also, persons who gamble usually
    know they are gambling, while promoters of MLM
    programs are allowed to promote them as offering
    “permanent income” or “residual income that will free
    you from having to work – ever again.” “Time freedom”
    is the mantra at MLM opportunity meetings.”

    (Robert Fitzpatrick,PYRAMID SCHEME ALERT)

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    So those fine Mormom citizens of Utah are just fine with criminals using their state as a base to swindle Asians and poor Southerners in this country? Or is it that these fine Mormoms are the scammers? Mark Shurtleff has made Utah as safe for scammers as Nigeria is for another type of internet swindlers.

    I liked that observation that gamblers know they are gambling, (and as one wise person stated here, casinos post the odds), but MLM addicts are on their own. Waiting for that one big score that will keep them from ever having to work again..good luck with that.

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    Dave Reply:

    @Orenthal, Do you suppose they appointed him expecting him to uphold the law? Or is that too much to ask for?

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    Barbara Reply:

    @Dave,

    Shurtleff is a pig who represents only himself and his crooked friends. He doesn’t “look out for the people of Utah”, he has no respect for the rule of law…in Utah or anywhere else.

    June 19 2011
    “Utah Attorney General Mark Shurtleff “re-tweeted” a message on Friday urging people to enter a raffle. He says, through a spokesman, that the raffle doesn’t violate Utah’s ban on gambling — even though a police department canceled a similar raffle last year after figuring it would break the law.”

    “Shurtleff, the state’s top law enforcement officer, wrote on his Twitter account on Friday, “RT [re-tweet] the crap out of this: help a Cop and you could win a trip to Hawaii!” He then gave a link to another message promoting a raffle to benefit the Utah Meth Cops Project.”

    Yeah, that’s just how you want the state’s Attorney General to speak, with great dignity: “re-tweet the crap out of this” Never mind that this raffle clearly broke the state’s strict anti-gambling laws that the PEOPLE wanted and voted for.

    And then there was this bright move from Shurtleff:

    “In 2009, he inadvertently confirmed that he would run for the U.S. Senate in a series of what he thought were private Twitter postings that instead went public. He had posted them in the middle of the night while in Israel on a trade mission.”

    “After that foul-up, Shurtleff posted, “Thinking of ‘texting while drowsy’ law after private 1AM tweet went public. Formal announcement on 5/20 about senate race and tweeting plans.”

    Real funny, asshole, you can’t even figure out the way Twitter works, this bodes well for his job performance. And he blames it on being “drowsy”. Because it can’t be that he’s too stupid to use a twitter acount…perish the thought.

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    Barbara Reply:

    @Orenthal,

    How is it “looking out for the people of Utah” to enable Jeremy Johnson to put up phony ads with pictures of President Obama implying that he could get grant money from the President’s stimulus package and then defrauding FIVE MILLION people?

    No one suggested he act as an advocate for poor Southerners or for Asians but he has a responsibility to uphold the law in Utah which he has failed at dismally.

    Allowing boiler rooms to operate in his state has benefited the crooked operators and Shurtleff and his family. Is that who you mean when you say the people of Utah?

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    SD Reply:

    @Orenthal ::

    I suppose you mean “activist attorney general” as some sort of pejorative? Did you learn that on cereal box?

    The AG is an enforcer not a representative :: if they’re not being “active” then they’re not being an Attorney General.

    This lesson brought to you by the 11th grade :: and by go suck yourself.

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    Wyrd Reply:

    @Orenthal,

    Wow. You are just chocked full of stupid, aren’t you?

    When I read this, I’m immediately reminded of the article I read the other day about a former GOP staffer who made a strategic retirement from his job and the party after he finally got too sick with the self-destructive direction it is inexorably pulling the whole country.

    Article link: Goodbye to All That: Reflections of a GOP Operative Who Left the Cult.

    [Off Topic question to @SD--why no underlines? Are underlines evil and I didn't notice?]


    Furry cows moo and decompress.

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    SD Reply:

    @Wyrd ::

    There are some underlines … you just have to look hard.

    And I read that staffer article too … cause he called them a cult. It’s was pretty devastating … and fascinating.

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  • BananaTaco said:

    Ron Perlman meets Carrot Top. I hope this motherfucker gets a big ol’ dose of Rum Sodomy and the Lash while he rots in jail : )

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  • Rafael Marquez said:

    All the justice money can buy.

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  • Matt Harward said:

    I can haz grants monies?

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  • Barbara said:

    His hideous grinning mug shot can be seen here:

    http://www.thespectrum.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2011110914005

    “U.S. Magistrate David Nuffer turned down a similar bail proposal last month, when friends and family offered $1 million, after hearing testimony that Johnson has stashes of cash and gold hidden throughout Southern Utah. Nuffer was also concerned about Johnson’s abilities as a pilot..”

    I’ll bet sales of metal detectors and shovels are way up in Southern Utah. Jeremy’s customers have a better chance of digging up some of JJ’s secret stash then they do making money after buying one of his phony products. Which is zero to none…

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  • » Don Lapre :: The Greatest Douche in the World said:

    [...] arrested :: but The Alliance lives on :: and if you want to read about it you have to look at the same sort of ads that got Jeremy Johnson arrested. James Arthur Ray has been convicted :: but it took two years [...]

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  • _cartman_ said:

    JJ update…I wants my stuff back…

    http://www.kcsg.com/view/full_story/15974525/article-Jeremy-Johnson-Wins-Stay-in-Court-Ordered-Sale-of-Assets—Asks-Court-to-Order-FTC-to-Pay-Corporate-Attorney-Fees?instance=home_first_stories

    and while you’re at it…pay the company attorney fees…

    Johnson filed a motion Pro Se Friday, October 7, 2011, requesting the Court to order the Federal Trade Commission to pay attorney fees related to representations of the corporations in the case since corporations are required by law in Nevada to have legal counsel.

    I thought that corporations having to obtain legal counsel, is due to their nature as a separate entity under the law, and self-representation is not possible, since legally a director is a “governing/controlling” entity, and not the entity.

    I’m not sure how that equates to, “you have to pay my legal bills”.

    I’m confused.

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    _cartman_ Reply:

    @_cartman_,

    JJ Update…..motions denied…now go away little man….and take your little dog too…

    http://www.kcsg.com/view/full_story/16062019/article-Jeremy-Johnson-Denied-Motions-to-Set-aside-Estate-Sales—Sues-Receiver-for-Breach-of-Duty?instance=home_first_stories

    go away….hell no…I will sues you…I defrauded people fair and square…I wants my monies back….

    http://m.sltrib.com/sltrib/mobile/52725902-78/johnson-auction-federal-worth.html.csp

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  • Lanna said:

    The Salt Lake Tribune reports “Jeremy Johnson’s father wants return of $1M in silver: Dad of indicted St. George businessman seeks assets seized by feds.” There’s also a link to the search warrants for gold and silver on Jeremy Johnson’s father’s property and a bunker on a farm, plus the one for all his vehicles that were seized and sold at auction.

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  • Anonymous said:

    The bankruptcy receiver appointed to unravel Johnson’s web has accused Johnson of hiding over $50 million in cash.

    He also wants the Mormon Church to return the money Johnson contributed.

    http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/money/53531096-79/johnson-receiver-companies-court.html.csp

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