Cyber Black Friday Gratitude Grift

 

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So James Arthur Ray :: season two … I guess he’s a zombie now or something? A zombie {in bad makeup} teaching us … “How to Beat the Odds of Lack of Fulfillment and Frustration.”

Really dumb :: really … really fucking dumb.

I don’t think I’m too interested in learning about how to live fulfilled from the walking dead :: but who’s this handsome young superman in the stockphoto? 

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Mark Shurtleff :: Orange is the New Green

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Two former attorneys general of the scam state of Utah :: Mark Shurtleff and John Swallowhave just been arrested.

Wow :: OMFG … that felt so good to say. I wanna do it again!

Mark Shurtleff and John Swallow … have just been arrested.

Holy shit! :: felt just as good the second time.

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Herbalife’s Mexican Laundromat

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It’s not fucking good to speculate :: best leave that to the empty heads at the cable news networks … cause it’s kinda their jam. But sometimes a fake robot has gotta speculate :: because certain sorts of stories are almost impossible to tell without resorting to this tried and true journalistic formula …

“So-and-so says that what’s-his-name is guilty of blah blah blah.”

…  and those sorts of stories aren’t told here :: because so-and-so doesn’t want to end up on what’s-his-name’s shit list …

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Emmediate Political Solutions

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This Salt Lake City Weekly cover story is fucking amazing :: in a “sticking it to the badguys” kind of way … and fucking depressing … in a “this is how it’s going in our society” kind of way. Bad Company: An ex-con who says he raised funds for John Swallow is nowhere to be found on the AG’s campaign records. Eric Peterson :: “crushing it”… to use a totally pointless phrase popularized by someone totally pointless who I fucking hate.

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Am I Not A Lawyer?

Every motherfucking horror show on display-archive here :: can be traced back to Mark Shurtleff via a not-fun not-drinking game I like to call … Six Degrees of Rotten Bacon. The Internet has scaled a local corruption type problem :: into an epic global mindraping mega-scam type problem … which The New York Times doesn’t seem to care about.

Eternity in Mormon hell would probably be just enough time for Mark Shurtleff to repay the debt he owes to the universe for his direct personal contribution to a great black cloud of human suffering :: but given his rank in The Church … I guess he’s actually more in line to become the god of his own planet …

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