Ocean Breathes Salty

SaltyDroid-SaltyWater

This fucking “job” is like cocaine :: exhilarating … addictive … expensive … and personally destructive.

But how am I supposed to go back to being a normal/boring person after seven years a fake robot?

It’s not possible :: the arc of my irrelevant life has been set … and it involves incessant rhetorical fisticuffs with people who want to stab me in the eye holes.

Continue reading: Ocean Breathes Salty  »

Conscripted Consumption at Club 100

_-_

“Who would like for their own kids to have the exact same life that they’ve┬áhad so far? That should be enough motivation for you to take seriously what I’m telling you. Do something different — am I right or not?”

… semi-shouts a Colombian trainer for Herbalife’s Club 100 to her audience of impoverished recruits.

“If you earn 2,000 or 3,000 dollars, and you teach your people to do the same on their club,

Continue reading: Conscripted Consumption at Club 100  »

The Doxing of Michelle Celarier

herbalife-michelle-celarier-skeptic

NYPost reporter Michelle Celarier has always been my biggest fan :: she told me so herself … right before she accused me of attempting to blackmail her. She’s fun like that.

Michelle has written dozens of short :: obsequiously pro-Ackman / anti-Herbalife … articles over the past year and a half. But in my considered estimation :: she has done more harm to the cause of stopping Herbalife than any other single person …

Continue reading: The Doxing of Michelle Celarier  »

Vemma AutoSuit

emma’s not a scam. I know :: because I attended one of their big ol’ con-tastic events … and every single one of their Instagraming tweaker-speakers told me so.

Vemma’s no scam bro … YPR.

Do these peeps here look like scammers to you?

Hellz no :: they’re just a couple of sexy white kids tipping back a few cold ones …

Continue reading: Vemma AutoSuit  »

Profit and Loss

Herbalife-Pain-in-the-Sky-Dreams

Not many families can functionally recover from a five-figure loss :: but Herbalife CEO Michael O. Johnson and his family certainly could … because he’s spent the last decade profiteering handsomely from hundreds of thousands of other {much poorer} families sustaining such losses.

Pictured above {and below} are just a tiny subset of those very real people :: with their very real losses …

Continue reading: Profit and Loss  »