What if … I’d never fucking existed?
It’s easy enough to imagine :: cause fake robots aren’t even real … and I’ve recently been an unannounced absentee.
Another year is ending :: it’s dark and cold :: a great time to ask myself the tough questions … maybe contemplate suicide.
Is it a wonderful life?
I imagine that my guardian angel :: come to talk me down from the bridge of my wintery discontent …
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President Obama :: and his The Choom Gang having ass … wins a second term … and promptly moves the Capital 2 Seattle.
W00t! … what a fucking relief.
Fake robots don’t care about the politics of politics :: but let’s face the facts here people … Mitt Romney is from Scamworld. That article on The Verge :: or this one on Mother Jones :: or this one on Salon :: or this crap right here on The Droid about the kid torturing assholes …
Continue reading: You Got This »
Do you want to see Hulk Hogan 5.0 having sex with some lady who should oughta be bein’ faithful to Bubba the Love Sponge?
Do you want Kathy Bates to hobble you with a dragon bone seriously infected with the hantavirus?
Shirly those two questions are equivalents?
Was that last question a question?
Anywayz :: turd spewing pageview whoring turd site Gawker :: whose mission is all about smearing turds all around everywhere turd style …
Continue reading: Hulk Hogan Sex Tape Prequel »
People got burned at a Tony Robbins event :: it’s true of every Tony Robbins event … but this time some meat space flesh was involved … so I guess that makes it an official media story.
21 people treated for burns after firewalk at Tony Robbins appearance :: reported the San Jose Mercury News after the locally held event …
At least 21 people were treated for burn injuries after taking part in the crowning event of the first day of a Tony Robbins function downtown,
Continue reading: Footprints on the Fire »
Chris Brogan isn’t fond of bragging :: it’s just that bragging is what he does for a “career” so it’s become a bit of a habit … you know?
Chris wrote a post about The Verge’s Scamworld article :: from his home well inside Scamworld … because that’s how we fucking roll in Scamworld. Self-awareness is an impediment to crime-based-pseudo-success :: never forget that … but remember not to remember that you’re remembering it …
Continue reading: Chris Brogan in Scamworld »