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Mike Filsaime :: AffiliateDotGnome

Author == SD 8 September 2010 85 Comments

The Internet Marketing Syndicate is a dicks club. To get in :: you gots to have a dick {and be a dick}. It also helps if you’re white. Loads of women and minorities are a part of the sheeple herd … lining up in droves to be victimized … but only white men are allowed to succeed. It’s fun … like the dentistry of the 1890′s.

But perhaps I’m being too harsh. Maybe it’s not fair to count Andy Jenkins as a man when he’s so clearly undecided. And I suppose one could argue that gnomes :: even though they are pasty and live primarily underground :: don’t officially constitute proper white people. Maybe Mike Filsaime’s recent Syndicate frauduct launch for AffiliateDotCom.com could be considered “minority outreach” in much the same way that Just Like My Child can be considered a “worthwhile charity”.

In this video Vicious Garden Gnome Mike Filsaime explains affiliatedotcom.com to potential JV’s and B-team affiliates …

Rather than describe the actual product :: The Gnome explains how affiliatedotcom.com is exactly like all the other recent circle jerk product launches. He repeatedly mentions his Syndicate co-conspirators :: and their frauducts. Those launches all made “in the multiple, multiple, multiple millions” :: says The Gnome :: so you should expect the same thing here. That’s three multiples people … the fucking big time!

And don’t forget to attend “Affiliate Appreciation Weekend 2.0″. Remember last year’s sexless sexist fun fest? Well this year is gonna be …

“Bigger

Better

Badder

Wilder

Listen, all I can say is last time I spent $225,000 on the biggest party our industry had ever seen. $1 M deal were made people met their future spouse, and many people missed their flight (2 days later)

If you need a hand book on how to prepare, this may not be for you

We hired over 60 models last time and this time we don’t plan on disappointing.”

Except :: of course :: for the general disappointment of having to hire girls to stand around at our lame parties … and the fact that we look like this … on a good day …

>> bleep bleep

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Not Ed Dale said:

Hilarious! Jeremy Shoemoney. It’s about damn time that “make money by talking crap about making money and pushing Mike Filsaime / Ed Dale / John Chow crap” bullshit merchant got featured here.

I guess this is what you mean by taking aim at the people who make money by talking about making money, huh?

Hopefully you won’t lose site of the syndicate too much though. Much as I despise Shoemoney (and Chow and everyone else like him) they wouldn’t exists if it wasn’t for the syndicate gangsters. Guess it’s a case of deciding what to chop off first – the head (the syndicate) or the tail (the make money online affiliates who flock around them).

My 2 cents – when I got ripped off by Frank Kern and Ed Dale a few years ago I spent a little time blaming the affiliate who advertised their crap. But then I realized that the affiliate doing the advertising had been conned as well, even though they were making money on the referral since they were a paying customer as well. That’s not excusing Shoemoney though, he knows exactly who he is getting into bed with.

See what I mean? The bottom feeders are scum as well, no doubt, but without the syndicate they would probably never have become scum in the first place.

WINNER!! :: +19

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