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Syndicate Scarcity

I’m sorry :: do to higher than expected demand :: this post has completely sold out.

Wait … no … that’s stupid.

Wanna hear something funny/scary about The Syndicate’s fake scarcity launches?

Sometimes they sell more units AFTER they fake “sell out” than before.

We’re just going to go through and look for duplicate orders and cancellations … and then we’re gonna sell as many units as we possibly can while we lie right to your face.

Good times …

At least they were nice enough to confess on tape!

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