Dean Graziosi named his recent frauduct flop Rock Bottom :: and gave it an “it’s all downhill from here suckers” logo. It would be funny if it was intended to be ironical :: but comic irony is so clearly out of Scammy Smurf’s intellectual range … so it’s just an example of massive stupidity and terrible marketing.
Still :: after a slow start {and middle} Dean managed to “sell-out” of rock bottoms {emphasis original}…

“I’m sure you’re sick of hearing about how many people are jumping in with the Rock Bottom Blueprint, but …

Syndicates have a hard time concocting new and original evil plans …

“Plans are for people who don’t have fucking syndicates!”

… says The Syndicate to itself as it sticks to the old plan :: cataclysmic {and ever growing} disruptions to that plan be damned.
The machinations behind the launch of The Video Boss :: as revealed by fake robots :: has served as the most vivid illustration to date of the corrupt and heartless tactics employed by these Syndicate windbags. But that’s not going to keep Andy Jenkins :: and his stinking-of-rot fake surfer …

Two lawyers walk into a bar ::
Lawyer 1:  Let’s call The Salty Droid and –
Lawyer 2: Thanks for the beer, see you around {sound of saloon door swinging on its hinges}.
Lawyers :: you see :: have an aversion to fake robots … and risks … and technologies more complicated than blackberries {the fruit} … and things that can’t be classified into check-box forms and filed alphabetically.
So when lawyers do call in on the fake robot hotline :: they’re wanting favors not troubles :: and they usually start off just like …

Another ShitStorm come and gone … turds blowing all over … websites getting smeared with Kajabi. Unsightly!
The StomperNet ShitStorm … way back when … finished at 27,000 words.
The Syndicate ShitStorm … way back two weeks ago … finished at 57,000 words.
What a wordy fake hate mob y’all are.
Speaking of wordy :: I made a Wordle of those 57,000 words :: behold the top 150 repeated words.  Consider it my gift to you people :: which I have only given because it cost me nothing. You’re welcome.
Many doubting doubters wanted to hear …

Okay :: there’s a business lesson in here … I think … but first let me tell you about a Holiday Inn Express that Jeff Walker stayed in last year.
“Sounds boring” :: says you because you’re a hater.
Well what if I told you that there was a free breakfast at this hotel?

“The breakfast spread had lots of bagels, cereal, toast, and such. And there was a bunch of tables with lots of people eating breakfast.”

Oh yeah baby :: now I’ve got your attention! And not only were people eating breakfast …

I’m sorry :: do to higher than expected demand :: this post has completely sold out.
Wait … no … that’s stupid.
Wanna hear something funny/scary about The Syndicate’s fake scarcity launches?
Sometimes they sell more units AFTER they fake “sell out” than before.
We’re just going to go through and look for duplicate orders and cancellations … and then we’re gonna sell as many units as we possibly can while we lie right to your face.
Good times …
At least they were nice enough to confess on tape!
>> bleep bloop

Insert Tape 2 …
… discuss {try not to crash the server!}.
>> bleep bloop

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UPDATE :: Video taken down by badguys … I’m working on getting it back up in America … please enjoy it in Sweden while we wait …  http://www.videoweed.com/file/uz7jy50typr7t
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UPDATE 2 :: In the interest of making d-bags do more paperwork … it’s back on our friend @_cartman_’s account …
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2010 started off with so much fake hope :: not to mention a beautiful wedding between two sick old pricks smelling of rot. Oh the memories … it’s costing me so much to have them removed. Things got a little out of hand that night …

Nothing lasts forever.
{that’s what she said.}
Love is hard.
{that’s what she said}
Stop! :: That’s irritating me!
{that’s what she said!}
Anywayz :: Kim and Sandy are breaking up … sad but true.  Another perfect romance dashed upon the jersey shore. Theirs was a love conceived in warm mayonnaise … neckless :: feckless :: and throbbing with androgyny.
But there was another woman :: and she was man … sort of … more like a runt of man … and her name was Jeff Walker.
Andy Jenkins :: Hold me Jeff Walker.
Jeff Walker :: {holding} I love you Sandy! Tell me …

Frank Kern and Jeff Walker are “good friends” :: buddy buddies :: snugly chums :: BFF’s :: etc. etc. etc. They love to do friend stuff together … like forming cartels … and being in a cartel … and carteling … shit like that.
Frank: Stealing money is so much awesomer than working!
Jeff: You said it Frank!
Frank: Now lick my ass you bitch!
Jeff: You said it Frank!
That wasn’t appropriate.  I should be more professional if I want people to take me seriously … dot dot dot … bite me!
Frank is speaking at Jeff’s event. …