Why am I failing?

Have you ever asked yourself that question?  Of course you have :: because you’re a failure … and failures ask themselves questions all the time. Do I look fat in this? Why did I say that? Why can’t I stop thinking about ranch dressing?

James Arthur Ray doesn’t ask himself questions. His attention flows where his energies go … or something like that. He has failed as badly as a person could possibly fucking fail. In the last two years …

  • four people died at his events
  • he got arrested
  • his debt laden company dissolved back into mud
  • he couldn’t afford to post bond
  • his physical appearance deteriorated dramatically
  • he lost the ability to walk in an unchicken like fashion

… and yet :: does he question himself?

Fuck NO!

He’s right back out there “mentoring” :: sharing the many secrets to his “success”. For the last several weeks Death Ray has been emailing his list with an offer for some sweet mentorship action. I’m going to reprint the whole thing for the record :: even though it’s stupidly long. Keep in mind as you read it {or just skip it and save yourself some suffering} :: he’s not trying to be ironical …

Subject: Thank you for your patience

I’m writing because you invested in at least one (if not multiple) postponed events with JRI; and I truly understand how it must be frustrating or at the very least disappointing. Thank you so very much for your patience and understanding during a difficult time.

Do you think it’s possible to maintain true Harmonic Wealth® in the darkest and most difficult time you’ve ever faced? I can assure you that it is; and while I’ll never suggest it’s easy… it is possible.

I realize that, just like me, many are going through very tough times in our world right now; and if you’re in a challenging situation like I am, I can certainly relate to what you’re dealing with at a deeper level than I ever could before.

Not only am I the same teacher and mentor you chose to help you, but through this difficult time I’ve developed an even broader understanding of how to help you through the greatest of life-challenges. If you’re facing difficulties, I promise you’re not alone; and I want to help you in the best and most powerful way that I can.

So, I’ve taken a lot of time for reflection in the last several months; and I’ve developed a way for you to learn better, faster, and more consistently than ever before.

What I have to offer you is by far the most valuable program I’ve ever developed. Unlike a two to five day event that often fades over time with very little follow through, this program is ongoing and consistent… for six months. And it provides more direct access to me than I’ve ever allowed in the past.

It’s called the Mentoring Event… and here’s how it works:

First, you’ll receive multiple lessons from me in mp3 format, including an extensive downloadable workbook that’s directly related to all these specific lessons. All of my teachings and live events are grounded in the principles taught in these lessons; and I’ve learned so much more over the last year.

In this comprehensive package you’ll learn:

  • How to gain the physical strength and vitality that you truly deserve…
  • How to let go of past limitations and breakthrough to new levels of achievement…
  • How to build habits of thoughts, feelings, and actions that guarantee you create the results you desire in all areas of life..
  • The three secrets of compensation and how to guarantee maximum returns immediately…
  • The seven internal drivers that cause you to take action, and how to get moving in the right direction fast…
  • How to understand and master the six keys of influence to use with all those you contact…
  • How to vanquish procrastination once and for all…
  • The single most important factor for visualizing that most students (and teachers) don’t know…
  • How to create powerful relationships and partnerships…
  • The keys to living a truly wealthy, happy and fulfilled life…
  • And much more! As you’re probably aware, in this convenient streaming format you can download the lessons to your iPod, and take them with you wherever you go.

As we discussed earlier, we’ve all had a very difficult year; and understanding these principles has been a life-saver during the most difficult times I’ve ever faced. I trust it will do the same for you.

I’m confident that these lessons and principles with transform your life–no matter what you’re facing–if you’ll just make the commitment to truly study and dive deep with this information and allow it to become internalized within you.

And by the way… I promise you’ve never experienced learning and transformation in the all new way I’m about to share with you!

So now, for the best part of all… the Mentoring…

For 26 straight weeks (that’s a full six months) you’ll receive a never before released lesson and an important assignment–directly from me–to complete each and every week.

But don’t worry you won’t be alone, because once each week you’ll join me by streaming video, again with never before released material, where I’ll take that week’s lesson to greater depth and detail… so that you truly learn, understand, retain, and apply these strategies into every single area of your life.

In addition the audios of these video mentoring sessions will be recorded and available via mp3 as well… so you can listen to them again and again.

Each week you’ll also receive an additional workbook, designed specifically for you by me, with assignments to complete for that week–new things to think–to feel–to notice–and to act upon–so you’re guaranteed to put what we’ve explored and learned into constant action in your life.

Furthermore, at least once each month, , we’ll have a live Q&A call during which  any questions you may have will get answered; and we’ll clarify any points that aren’t 100%clear for you. Here’s where you make the jump from just “knowing about” something to truly knowing it and owning it.

And yes, these calls will be recorded and archived as well… for your continued repetition and use.

Remember when I said this program was ongoing and consistent?

Well, these lessons continue every single week for six months!

You’ll learn how to specifically define and prioritize the actions that bring the fastest results and much more!

Now I’m sure you’re aware of what you invested with JRI to attend the events for which you enrolled. But, I really want to over-deliver for you since you’ve been so very patient and understanding… and this is one way I can do it. Thank goodness for the internet or this would never be possible.

When you consider:

  • The amount of personal mentoring and teaching you’ll receive…
  • All of the training materials…
  • Mentoring video’s from me each and every week with never before released information and insights…
  • mp3 lessons of  all the principles and lessons, all the weekly video mentoring sessions, and all the live conference calls…
  • Specific weekly assignments, exercises, and workbooks directly from me, with the practices that guarantee results…
  • Monthly conference calls, for you to get all your questions answered…
  • Lifetime free access and membership to review these materials again and again…
  • All the personal time and attention for six months…

I’m hopeful that you’ll see how this provides tremendous life-changing benefits; and is extremely more valuable than what you originally invested in.

Think about it, the event(s) you originally signed up for were a few days long and that was it. With the Mentoring Event I’ve added much more value to this than the sum total of all the others combined.

For example, at those events, you were in a large room with hundreds of other people and chances are that the closest you’d get was seeing me on stage. With this event you’ll have direct mentoring as well as personal telephone contact for six months. And now you won’t have to travel… which makes it easier and much more cost effective for you to participate.

I just want to share with you again how much I appreciate you choosing me as your teacher and mentor; and how very grateful I am for your patience and understanding during the last year. Providing this Mentoring Event experience is the absolute best and most powerful way I can continue to help you.

I encourage you to take a moment and consider what your life will be like after six months of consistent daily/weekly/monthly learning and application? How different will your thoughts, feelings, and actions be after more than a six month intensive? How different will your results be… for the rest of your life!

Oh, and please remember that I’ll be recording all these lessons, videos, and calls and storing them on line; and you’ll have the lifetime free access to reference them again and again. Remember repetition is the second law of learning and transformation.

This new Mentoring Event is something that will forever transform your life. I know what this information has done for me over the years, and for countless others; and I’ve learned so much more that I’m excited to share with you.

I truly hope you’ll allow me to help you get the life-changing information you want and need… and put it into practice like never before.

Let me help you make the next year the very best year of your entire life thus far. Click the “enroll me now” button below and let’s get started. I’ll look forward to helping and mentoring you really soon.

Much love and respect,

James Arthur Ray

And here’s the link :: http://jamesray.kajabi.com/sales_pages/2307

It’s on Kajabi?!?

What the fuck? How is that possible? {seriously … somebody tell me how that happened}

Y’all think there are lots of different stories on this fake robot blog.  But you’re wrong.  It’s all one story. One sick :: sick :: sick fucking story.

Anywayz :: here’s another fun page served up by Andy Jenkins {and his not-super friends} for James “Death” Ray :: http://jamesray.kajabi.com/disclaimers/704 :: the “terms of use” for the Crapjabi based mentorship site …

BY ENROLLING IN THE MENTORING EVENT PROGRAM, YOU AGREE THAT SAID ENROLLMENT REPLACES ALL PROGRAMS, EVENTS OR OTHER ACTIVITIES FOR WHICH YOU HAD PREVIOUSLY REGISTERED AND PRE-PAID A FEE FOR SAME. YOU FURTHER AGREE THAT JAMES ARTHUR RAY AND JAMES RAY INTERNATIONAL, INC. HAVE INDIVIDUALLY AND COLLECTIVELY FULFILLED ANY AND ALL OBLIGATIONS THAT MAY HAVE OR COULD ARISE AS A RESULT OF YOU REGISTERING AND PRE-PAYING ANY FEE OR FEES FOR ANY SEMINAR, SEMINARS, PROGRAM OR PROGRAMS OFFERED BY JAMES ARTHUR RAY AND/OR JAMES RAY INTERNATIONAL, INC. YOU FURTHER AGREE TO RELEASE, INDEMNIFY AND HOLD HARMLESS JAMES ARTHUR RAY AND/OR JAMES RAY INTERNATIONAL, INC., INDIVIDUALLY AND COLLECTIVELY, FROM ALL OBLIGATIONS, COSTS, EXPENSES, INCLUDING REASONABLE ATTORNEY FEES RELATING TO SAID SEMINARS OR PROGRAMS THAT ARE NO LONGER AVAILABLE.

YOU FURTHER AGREE AND ACKNOWLEDGE THAT BY ENROLLING IN THE MENTORING EVENT YOU HAVE KNOWINGLY WAIVED ANY AND ALL RIGHT TO BRING ANY ACTION AGAINST JAMES ARTHUR RAY AND/OR JAMES RAY INTERNATIONAL IN ANY FORUM OF ANY NATURE FOR SPECIFIC PERFORMANCE, DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, CONSEQUENTIAL OR OTHER DAMAGES OR FOR ANY OTHER RELIEF OF ANY NATURE.  THEREFORE, UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHALL JAMES ARTHUR RAY AND/OR JAMES RAY INTERNATIONAL BE LIABLE FOR ANY DAMAGES OF ANY KIND RELATING TO ANY PRE-PAID PROGRAMS, EVENTS, SEMINARS OR THE LIKE OFFERED BY JAMES ARTHUR RAY AND/OR JAMES RAY INTERNATIONAL.

Those fun facts weren’t in the sales letter. Not front page material I guess :: better to bury them in clause VIII of the disclaimers.

Sign up for the mentorship program and you accidentally surrender any and all previous claims against his holiness the telemarketer.

As Luis Li would say :: that’s unconscionable!

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