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The Usual Suspects said:
Watch Jeff Johnson introduce his “friends” via whiteboard. Sound familiar?
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mikefilsaimeinder Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 7:03 am
@The Usual Suspects, hopefully this is the last – haha he plays false scarcity game but it may end up his last now.
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Cosmic Connie Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 2:51 pm
@The Usual Suspects, Those hustledorks do love their whiteboards. Some of them even build entire pricey audio products around the concept that the Source of Creation is like a big whiteboard. (But I won’t mention any names like Joe Vitale.)
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# 2 September 2010 at 7:31 pm

Ann Austin said:
I hope that Uncle Jason role is getting a little less Ironic for you.
You certainly also do a nice thought-provoking, if lazy (for you) post with pictures. Keep up the excellent work, regardless of the limitations.
Someday your niece/nephew will be proud.
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SD Reply:
September 7th, 2010 at 12:22 pm
@Ann Austin ::
Uncle Jason is great for reminding me how easy slacker Jason’s life is … no kids FTW!
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# 2 September 2010 at 8:38 pm

_cartman_ said:
I don’t understand names like “traffic voodoo”. Is it supposed to have a connotation of “magical” traffic, which has no causal explanation? Do they include the chicken bones and blood, or are they sold separately?
I tied two chicken leg bones together in the shape of a cross (like it said in my book “VooDoo for dummies”), but it didn’t do a gawd damn thing, the poor chicken just kept falling over.
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SD Reply:
September 7th, 2010 at 12:25 pm
@_cartman_ ::
Speaking of dead chickens …
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GasparSavant Reply:
January 12th, 2011 at 11:24 pm
@_cartman_,
Me thinks the course should be called Traffic DooDoo 2.0 where you can
Discover the little know secrets of how Jeff Johnson pulls his pants down and makes doodoo over the heads of all his customers while taking $2000 out of their bank accounts.
And now for a short time only you can learn the doodoo making secrets of jeff johnson to make doodoo all over google and get your site delisted and sandboxed.
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# 3 September 2010 at 12:22 am

Paul B said:
I took a crap the other day that had magical powers, well if you count making people sick as magic. Maybe this product has those same sort of powers?
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# 3 September 2010 at 6:09 am

mikefilsaimeinder said:
ed dale is doing a begathon:
creepy with all the children pictures flashing.. sick. wearing make up like a clown. my new name for dale is ed the clownface dale.
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Big Chuck Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 8:54 am
@mikefilsaimeinder, I couldn’t watch the video ’cause he’s boring as fuck. But it looks like he needs the money to buy a new shirt. This ones got stains, shit all over it and a jacked up collar. Spend $30 you fucking geek.
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Maria Mandros we need your help Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 8:57 am
@Big Chuck, he could have at least taken a bath and put on clean clothes, what kind of drag queen does his makeup but forgets to bathe and put on clean shirts?? Get it together girl!
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hmm Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 8:54 am
@mikefilsaimeinder, If I didn’t know any better I’d say Ed Dale does drag shows on the weekends in secret. -hears Diana Ross in the background singing “I’m comin’ out”
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Seriously, WTF? Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 3:11 pm
@mikefilsaimeinder,
I could only watch 7 minutes of the video before the nausea became overwhelming, but I noticed some potentially incriminating statements.
Ed Dale says his success in IM is based on who you know rather than what you know. He could be referring to his involvement in the syndicate, or the fact that he steals his students’ ideas to further his own business.
The first few minutes is very similar to Kern’s syndicate message, except that Dale talks about “business relationships” and JVs. He also advises people to replicate this type of relationship in their businesses.
His daughters’ pictures are also plastered all over this begathon… sick.
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Renfield Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 3:42 pm
@mikefilsaimeinder, You don’t actually need to start the video to see his children in the background. There is one just to the left of him.
And what exactly is he trying to measure with his two fingers? Or is that an embarrassing “confession?”
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GasparSavant Reply:
January 12th, 2011 at 11:14 pm
@mikefilsaimeinder,
I used to think the US IM gurus were scammers, but the Aussies are a different breed. They’ll be so sweet n friendly instead of salseyy n pushy, but they’ll cut ur throat and bleed you money equally. Scammers are scammers no matter where they come from.
I was at the List Control conference by Frank Kern and he asked some of the audience for their goals. One of the participant was the Nathalie behind Mind Movies aka Law of Attraction Brain Dump. This bastard child of Rhonda Burn had a goal to be “debt free” and enjoy the life of an IM’er. Can u believe that load of crap, the creator of Mind Movies is living in debt… WTF, all the while selling pipe dreams to thousands of peoples on achieving financial freedom from making mind movies.
Not only that but her other goal was to make Mind Movies a million dollar company. Apparently the Mind Movies she watches are B grade and not making her any money. Thank god for credit cards or else she would be living in the gutter watching her Mind “B grade” Movies.
Peace out salty, keep on ya good work
Gaspar
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# 3 September 2010 at 7:01 am

poop chute said:
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Salty — I’ll use my one comment per post you now allow me (how’s that for “unmoderated,” folks — Salty Fraud all the day!) to let you know … this is the epitome of your “investigative” work. More proof you’re sadly wacked out in your thinking.
Prediction: you’re all making each other feel real good here but nothing much will ever come of what you claim you’re trying to do — cleaning up an industry that badly needs some cleaning up.
Just when you pounce on something solid — the syndicate and all it’s fingers reaching outward (the CORE of the problem laid out beuatifully for all to see), you jump back to this kind of crap that negates everything before it easily.
Good luck, Salty Fraud. I wish you well.
LOSER!! ::   -7
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Cosmic Connie Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:01 am
@poop chute, Obviously you are no appreciator of great art. This is one of Salty’s finest art works (official title “Cow’s Skull With Callous Posers”). It is infinitely more subtle than, for example, Salty’s far more popular Death Ray series, but it demonstrates exquisite use of composition and color.
BTW, I’m just here to have fun and learn about fine art.
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Beach Scene Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:40 am
@poop chute, he’s on vacation! Jeez.
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_cartman_ Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:05 pm
@poop chute,
this is the epitome of your “investigative” work. -PC
Part 2 in my vacation series of award winning non-posts … SD
It appears that your reading skills are non-existent….you’re welcome.
PS – I’m still waiting for my FBI profile
WINNER!! ::   +7
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Furface Reply:
September 4th, 2010 at 1:03 pm
@poop chute, Your ridiculous “analysis” of SD’s “I’m on vacation” (self-described) non-post is about as dumb as someone going into a restaurant AFTER HOURS and reviewing them when they are CLOSED. How pointless, and utterly stupid. But then again, you are one OCD goofball. You seriously need therapy.
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SD Reply:
September 7th, 2010 at 12:36 pm
@poop chute ::
Thanks for stopping by and leaving three obsessive comments. It was fun deleting the other two from my pocket whilst out to breakfast with my family {thank you WordPress iPhone app}. Must be really frustrating for you … oh well … get better soon.
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# 3 September 2010 at 9:03 am

OverpricedFrauducts said:
You little people are not acting the way you are supposed to! Did you not know that copywriting and hype increase the value of frauducts by a factor of at least 1000x. Did you not know that you are supposed to vastly overpay because you have low self esteem and the syndicate scam artists tell you that you can not be successful unless you have their lame worn out repackaged information? Come on now, just fork over those thousands of dollars for information that is worth next to nothing and easily found elsewhere for free.
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daniel Reply:
October 11th, 2010 at 4:17 pm
@OverpricedFrauducts, Men are u for real- a smart dude?
you think just like me.if i need somthing i just do a search and find it 4 free – or better yet i will scam this mtfuckers-(and realized that even that is not whort the effort)-wtf are u people sucking on lolipops or what?
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# 3 September 2010 at 11:56 am

SyndicateExposed said:
Frank Kern’s cousin “Trey Smith” is pimping his new & first frauduct called “The Number Effect”
http://www.thenumbereffect.com/
Here is all his whois information that is available publicly for anybody to view along with his address, personal email & phone number. Enjoy :)
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SyndicateExposed Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 3:43 pm
@SyndicateExposed,
I swear the guy should be called “Frank Kern Junior”
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Spoke Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 4:23 pm
@SyndicateExposed, It should always be an automatic, “BULLSHIT!” when anyone sees a ridiculous or contrived name like that.
If something has any merit at all, it shouldn’t need some bullshit name to make up the difference!
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Curious Reply:
September 6th, 2010 at 8:24 am
@SyndicateExposed, woooooow Trey looks like a total douchebag. Growing long hair, Kern 2.0 style. He’s even learning to pose and position his hands like Irwin. Look closely and you’ll still notice that backwoods Georgia look in his face.
Uuuugh.
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Inbreeding should be illegal in GA Reply:
September 7th, 2010 at 7:11 pm
@Curious, I thought they said Kern’s cousin was gay? This guy is NOT PRETTY AT ALL!!
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# 3 September 2010 at 3:38 pm

Frank Kern Free said:
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All these stupid, worthless courses are free on http://www.salad.tl
The only way to run these shadeball’s out of business is to let everybidy know it’s free and to stop paying for it!
LOSER!! ::   -12
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Blue Lights Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:47 pm
@Frank Kern Free, Thanks for listing that site and turning those people in. Never knew about that site before, but we’ll start monitoring it and logging all those users’ IP addresses so they can be apprehended. Thanks again for turning in those pirates.
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Free Frank Kern Reply:
September 16th, 2010 at 11:39 am
@Blue Lights, HAHAHAHAHAHA! You think a guru is dumb enough to sue someone for stealing their “material”???? Then again, maybe they are. You get busy loggin’ those IP address now, ya hear.
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The Equalizer Reply:
September 4th, 2010 at 5:31 am
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@Frank Kern You forgot about biztorrents.com, demonoid.com and feedurbrain.com lol
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Torrent Death Reply:
September 4th, 2010 at 11:36 am
@Frank Kern Free, the only problem with that is you wind up paying for them not with money but with TIME.
A problem when the course don’t teach nothing in the first place!
No IM– no courses– on torrent sites– no blogging, no nothing! Go to the library, get a book, get out of the house & off the computer!
WINNER!! ::   +10
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SD Reply:
September 7th, 2010 at 12:40 pm
@Frank Kern Free ::
Fuck torrents!
Let’s all try growing up … and using/learning critical reasoning skillz … instead.
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Free Frank Kern Reply:
September 16th, 2010 at 11:41 am
@SD, I agree. Just wanted to pass along http://www.salad.tl to let people know what a douche they are for buying guru crap!
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Yeah Right Reply:
September 16th, 2010 at 11:57 am
@Free Frank Kern, No, you just wanted to post that link…again. YOU are just as much a douche, douchebag!
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# 3 September 2010 at 11:18 pm

Hippo said:
Forgive my ignorance, but isn’t that a picture of his UTERUS?
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Cosmic Connie Reply:
September 5th, 2010 at 11:15 am
@Hippo, Good point. But either way it’s a girly part.
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Stoic Reply:
September 6th, 2010 at 4:35 pm
@Hippo,
Its quite arty and metaphorical, cow skulls and flowers, riffing on Georgia O’Keefe, who riffed on various ladybits.
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Anonymous Reply:
September 6th, 2010 at 7:27 pm
@Stoic,
Yes, I am familiar with Georgia O’Keeffe, but it appears to be a cow-skull uterus rather than a cow-skull vagina.
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Cosmic Connie Reply:
September 8th, 2010 at 1:15 pm
@Stoic, That’s right… original is “Cow’s Skull With Calico Roses” (as opposed to “Cow’s Skull With Callous Old Posers”). That said, I agree with Hippo that it looks more like a uterus than a vagina, but in the end (so to speak), parts is parts. It’s the thought that counts.
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SD Reply:
September 7th, 2010 at 12:42 pm
@Hippo ::
Don’t be silly :: boys don’t have uteri …
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Hippo Reply:
September 7th, 2010 at 2:43 pm
Mister Salty, you are confusing me. How can this guy have a vagina and not a uterus?
And by the way, that “Anonymous” comment above is mine; sometimes my name doesn’t show up.
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Cosmic Connie Reply:
September 8th, 2010 at 1:09 pm
@Hippo, Maybe he had a his-terectomy.
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SD Reply:
September 8th, 2010 at 1:57 pm
I hate to be the one who has to explain female anatomy to you ladies … but I will.
If it was a uterus … then it wouldn’t have horns. It would be like a jack rabbit skull or something.
What you have here is the full reproductive lady …
… and/or … a cow skull and some flowers.
Either way … I’m standing 100% behind “still life with fanged face vagina” … may his-tory judge me fairly.
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mojo Reply:
September 8th, 2010 at 3:05 pm
@SD,
Actually, the bull’s-head-as-uterus trope is pretty common with the Goddess gals. I think the archaeologist Marija Gimbutas was the first to suggest it, and the Wiccan/Pagans picked it up and ran with it. (Not literally, I assume–eww!)
The trick is to use the fallopian tubes for the horns.
http://totallylookslike.com/2009/01/10/texas-longhorns-logo-totally-looks-like-a-uterus/
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SD Reply:
September 8th, 2010 at 3:08 pm
@mojo ::
Typical pro-uterus propaganda …

Hippo Reply:
September 9th, 2010 at 12:36 pm
Mister Salty,
Sorry I am so very dense. How is it possible that a vagina can have fangs and a uterus cannot have horns?
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SD Reply:
September 9th, 2010 at 1:48 pm
DearestHippo ::
I’m a comic robot … so I don’t have to make sense.
# 4 September 2010 at 3:50 pm

respect the gurus said:
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the gurus are good men, all of us would love to have their millions
drive their nice cars
sleep with all the beautiful women
make millions of dollars in a day
live the high life
if they were scammers they would be in jail
but they are not, they work hard play hard
respect them
and we must work hard then we can have it all too
one day soon
thanks
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Nothing to Admire Reply:
September 4th, 2010 at 10:06 pm
“the gurus are good men”
Spend some more time reading and researching, then.
“if they were scammers they would be in jail”
How many years did Bernie Madoff scam before he ended up in jail?
“and we must work hard then we can have it all too”
Hope you can fit it all, and yourself, and a roommate, in a 4×8 room.
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Cosmic Connie Reply:
September 5th, 2010 at 11:13 am
@Nothing to Admire, Could it be possible that @respect the gurus was being sarcastic?
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SD Reply:
September 7th, 2010 at 12:45 pm
@respect the gurus ::
I think exorcisms are free if you ask nicely.
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# 4 September 2010 at 8:54 pm

adwd said:
This page ranked on the first page of Google for Traffic Voodoo 2.0 and now it’s not even indexed. Is it possible they did something to take it out of there? This sucks, it would be fun if it was #1 for that term during his launch. Type Traffic Voodoo 2.0 to Google and all you see is affiliates with their bonuses. How is that providing value to the user, Google??
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SD Reply:
September 8th, 2010 at 1:45 pm
@adwd ::
The Google results vary based on your browser cookies … whether or not you’re signed in … who is on your gmail contacts list … your search history … etc. It’s all very spooky. To actually check your organic rankings you need to use a tool … or check from a clean browser that you purge after each use.
In fairness to Google … this post isn’t exactly high on info value. It reeks of SEO manipulation as part of the joke … and the googlebot doesn’t think the O’keefe thing is funny as shit.
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# 8 September 2010 at 10:07 am

mojo said:
Salty,
Hah! And the pro-uterus propaganda will continue until you bring back Li’l Pinko the unicorn! (He can’t be dead! He CAN’T be!)
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_cartman_ Reply:
September 8th, 2010 at 3:31 pm
@mojo,
Not pinko…but Charlie..the best teaching unicorn movie on the net
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mojo Reply:
September 8th, 2010 at 3:56 pm
@_cartman_,
Awesome as always, cartman. Thanks! I am somewhat appeased…. for now.
I like to think that, if Li’l Pinko has indeed trip-trapped across the Rainbow Bridge, he’s now here:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/unicorn-meat.shtml
Of course, I’m not sure which is funnier–the product itself (mmmmm, sparkles!) or the C&D letter they got from the National Pork Board:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/blog/2010/06/officially-our-bestever-cease.html
“We’d like to publicly apologize to the NPB for the confusion over unicorn and pork–and for their awkward extended pause on the phone after we had explained our unicorn meat doesn’t actually exist.”
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# 8 September 2010 at 3:21 pm

Liar Crusher said:
Dude, that’s one Scary snatch!!!!!!!! Is it (Frank) Irwin Kern’s?
Liar Crusher
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# 16 September 2010 at 4:13 pm

Liar Crusher said:
“Nothing destroys power and rapport and trust quicker than the collapse of an empty strategy. Nothing.”
Let it be so!!!
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# 16 September 2010 at 4:15 pm

Thomas said:
Way cool! You must have big hairy balls of titanium!
Love your style!
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# 16 September 2010 at 6:44 pm

ched said:
the sniper is ready… smiles melt into feable cries and justice prevails
last time I bought one of these scams I dressed my pony like the virgin mary and sodomized him for the rest of the evening picturing filsaime right lobe.
…the I realized! I’ll clean the floor
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# 20 September 2010 at 7:01 pm

Jack said:
If I buy the Voodoo Traffic doll thing does anyone know if I will get the photo on this blog in time for Halloween?
Also I want to know if anyone know how the teachers in the program will be because I want to learn more about them on this site before I buy Jeff Johnson’s Voodoo Traffic doll.
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# 21 September 2010 at 10:23 am

Friend of a Friend of a Voodoo Victim said:
Johnson’s now charging at least $7000 for his Traffic Voodoo product suite ($1997 for the membership and the live seminar + $5000 for more available-only-during-the-seminar-at-this-exclusive-price [Retail Value supposedly around $27,000] software that’ll supposedly get tons o’ info about your visitors and will help you target responses to them by polling, summarizing and utilizing all the social, people search, phone, and whatever-else-may-exist-out-there website data it can get its creepy, insidious little paws/eyes on). Seems he may also have “planted” a fair number of “very interested” attendees to add to the exciting atmosphere and to make it seem like there were many people who travelled long distances to take part in the “opportunity” only he can provide. And, sadly, the most interested parties are exactly his prime targets — newbies who are wowed by his “magic tricks”, have little or no idea what they’re looking at or what’s being sold, and simply want to believe his anybody-can-get-rich-quick-but-only-with-my-software will finally make them the rich men and women they’ve always wanted to be in days or weeks (rather than months or years) with little or only modest effort.
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Doc Newton Reply:
October 10th, 2010 at 1:01 am
@Friend of a Friend of a Voodoo Victim, That’s just crazy. $7,000?!! For HALF that you can rent a herd of goats and a volcano for the weekend, and that includes a personal shaman and a transportation to and from the airport, along with a group of on-call backup chanters assigned to your voodoo needs exclusively. And that’s WITHOUT even shopping around.
Compared to that, Johnson is just offering some small talk and digital downloads for twice the price? Get out! No self-respecting zombie would even fill out Johnson’s squeeze page for a deal like that, let alone dig himself/herself up and show up at some lame seminar.
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# 10 October 2010 at 12:39 am

Jack said:
I wanted to tell everybody about that Traffic 2.0 is opened up again to get some new people to it – maybe because the first people did the 70% refund thing?
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# 8 December 2010 at 1:45 pm

Milford Snutt said:
Aw! He wants to be my friend on Youtube! 1 Upload but lots of favorites like Jesse V,Alex J ad nauseum. I think I’ll pass! Maybe you guys want to be his friends instead? Great picture but I wouldn’t bankrupt myself to lick his head…
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# 29 December 2010 at 7:27 pm

Poor Jeff said:
Poor, poor Jeff,
Unfortunately Youtube have shut down his account, another marketing gimmick from him maybe?
Or are we finally seeing some retribution for peddling crap for so long.
We can only hope
http://www.undergroundtraininglab.com/2725/youtube-shut-me-down-and-i-dont-know-why-part-1/
Go on paste a comment lets see if we can get anything past his mods :)
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# 15 August 2011 at 11:47 am

Anonymous said:
Go find Jeff Johnson playing Racquetball at Courtland Racquetball at M-59 and Mound Road (Utica, MI) on Monday Nights and Saturday afternoons. He used to own Safety Self Storage (2 of them in Warren, MI) and Safety Archives, but he ran them into the ground. He also owned Dependable Cement and Jennifer (wife) owned Dependable Lawn Care, both of which were major rip-offs as well. You should track down some of their former customers. Check our Court Records in Michigan: Wayne, Oakland, and Macomb Counties. I don’t know how Jeff Johnson stayed out of jail. He has been sued and lost so many times, I don’t know how he had any money left to start this scam???
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SD Reply:
November 15th, 2011 at 11:38 pm
@Anonymous ::
I try not to spend too many Monday nights in Utica :: so far it’s been zero … knock on wood.
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# 15 November 2011 at 12:28 pm

Anonymous said:
Hey, I know the real Jeff Johnson has a son, but you are missing the real mastermind in all the pictures and videos!!! I know the real ring leader, and you don’t have any pictures or videos of him, and I never met his son. The real Jeff Johnson is probably 52 years old and was business partners with Chuck VanHoose in the Storage businesses. I think you have only seen his puppets!
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# 15 November 2011 at 12:39 pm

Mark said:
Ed Dale has lost control. Imagine waking up in the morning and applying loads of rouge, then making a video with pictures of children flashing on the screen.
I strongly suspect that in the evenings, he wears his dead mothers underwear, whilst staring at her corpse in a rocking chair, mimicking her voice saying “scam those people on that internet thingy, son”. “I will mother, where is the rouge so I can make a video.” He replies.
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