Jeff Johnson :: best known for having a fanged vagina face :: has been banned from YouTube for reasons that Jeff Johnson can’t possibly imagine with what little brains Jeff Johnson has inside of the oddly shaped head that helps attach Jeff Johnson’s lying mouth to Jeff Johnson’s turd blackened heart.
That was a really long sentence :: so Jeff Johnson is probably done reading this post even though it’s about Jeff Johnson. Readin’ and writin’ and understandin’ is hard for Jeff :: so his multi-word YouTube banned me diatribe must …

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UPDATE :: Video taken down by badguys … I’m working on getting it back up in America … please enjoy it in Sweden while we wait …  http://www.videoweed.com/file/uz7jy50typr7t
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UPDATE 2 :: In the interest of making d-bags do more paperwork … it’s back on our friend @_cartman_’s account …
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2010 started off with so much fake hope :: not to mention a beautiful wedding between two sick old pricks smelling of rot. Oh the memories … it’s costing me so much to have them removed. Things got a little out of hand that night …

Part 2 in my vacation series of award winning non-posts …
In Part 1 we explored how Frank Kern was dead inside … but still oozing green pus … or something.
In Part 2 we examine how Jeff Johnson :: whose “Traffic Voodoo 2.0: Unstoppable Traffic” frauduct launch is up next for The Syndicate :: wears a pretty flower on his fanged face vagina … or something.
Gnomes ain’t down with vaginas … or something.
Traffic Voodoo 2.0
Jeff Johnson
Gnome
vagina
dot com
Traffic VooDoo
2.0
vagina
… or something
>> bleep bloop

{smoke still clearing}
Hi again!
So badguys … how you like me now?
The Internet Marketing Syndicate post {plus comments} currently has a word count of 54,000. The first 1500 words are fucking priceless {natch!}. The quality of the remaining 52,500 is … let’s say … highly variable. So :: for the second time :: the comments are the post.
Congratulations on the epic honor of making the cut … your fake check is in the mail {no it isn’t!}.
@Cosmic Connie ::

“Good work, SD. You have illuminated the apparent business model not only for …

The Syndicate.
That’s what they call themselves.  The Syndicate.  Like if they built a fucking tree house {which they probably did} :: then they used a wood burner to carve that name over the extra wide door. The Syndicate. “Look Mom we named our club! It’s a name and a description … we’re super smart like that.”
The Syndicate is a cartel at the center of the get rich quick world of Internet Marketing. Each of the members tries to pass himself off as a freewheeling entrepreneur. An individual rising above :: …