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Tony Robbins and DJ Jazzy Toast

Author == 19 September 2010 11 Comments

DJ Toast: Have you heard the new Radiohead song?

SD: I don’t think so.

DJ Toast: It’s called Karma Police.  It rocks!

SD: That’s not a new song wonder bread :: it’s a back-in-the-day fucking classic.

DJ Toast: Oh you’re right.  Phew. For a minute there I lost myself.

SD: Terrible joke toast.  Terrible.

DJ Toast: It’s a good song though.

SD: Yeah :: it’s a good song.

DJ Toast: …

SD: So is that all talking toast … can we go now? I was kinda busy doing nothing.

DJ Toast: Songs about Karma are fun though, don’t you think Droid?

SD: Sure toast.

DJ Toast: Karma just comes up on you.  You’re not expecting it … and then BOOM –

SD: You’re toast?

DJ Toast: Exactly!

SD: >> bleep bloop

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11 Comments »

  • Irwin said:

    This is what you get…
    This is what you get…
    This is what you get when you mess with the Droid.

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    # 19 September 2010 at 5:51 pm
  • the plot thickens and deepens said:

    Tony’s gonna end up in jail…I gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta feelin’

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    # 19 September 2010 at 7:09 pm
  • bowl said:

    Our good doctor Harlan Kilstein claims that Tony Robbin’s secretary called his office to order his mental golf ebook once, because Tony was looking for a new product idea to create.

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    harlooney tunes Reply:
    September 19th, 2010 at 9:27 pm

    @bowl, that sounds like something harloon might say.

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    # 19 September 2010 at 7:20 pm
  • SyndicateExposed said:

    I’m waiting patiently for some more info on Tony Robbins.

    However Duff has stated many times in being careful with some of his stuff as it can lead to suicide.

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    bowl Reply:
    September 20th, 2010 at 11:25 am

    @SyndicateExposed, Tony Robbins has blood on his hands… James Ray is just the icing on the top, soon we shall hear of the deeper layers of the cake…

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    bowl Reply:
    September 20th, 2010 at 11:26 am

    some “computers” are programmed to self destruct if they do not “obey” the commands and programming of the programmer

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    SD Reply:
    September 20th, 2010 at 12:55 pm

    @bowl ::

    easy does it. i’ll do the story telling around here.

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    # 19 September 2010 at 10:34 pm
  • Hazimat said:

    I can haz toast?

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    # 19 September 2010 at 11:37 pm
  • Luke said:

    I purchased a Tony Robbins book once.

    It is literally replacing the broken leg on my mattress stand at this very moment.

    It has been life-changing. Imagine my bed with only three legs!

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    Duff Reply:
    September 20th, 2010 at 1:03 pm

    Awaken the Bedframe Within, Luke.

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    # 20 September 2010 at 9:26 am

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