Fake Robot on trial duty.

Syndicate so happy.

Something must be done.

Solution = Short Shots™

Still fucking mean … but short.

Still fucking damaging … but short {like a gnome}.

The full BrAndy Jenkins StomperNet X audio :: now with 1000% more nauseating panting. It’s a $2,997 perceived value :: yours free just for giving up 30 minutes that you’ll never get back …

BrAndy Bad Breaths

Breaths Bad Brandy

… be sure to return for this Thursday’s Syndicate Short Shot :: under 100 words :: guaranteed widespread pant shitting …

>> bleep bloop