Sometimes cornucopias come stuffed with all kinds of lame ass fruits and yams and shit :: and no one is very interested.  The lame-a-tude of the cornucopia killed the still life as an art form :: a tragic fucking loss that we all still mourn.  But cornucopias may well experience a renaissance if more people stuff them full of delicious insider info about disgusting pig scammers.  I’ve just used cornucopia in four str8 sentences :: don’t like it? :: suck it!
The Droid has been smacking the crap out of StomperNet …

Why didn’t James Arthur Ray’s Death Lodge victims get up and leave before their internal organs shut down?  It was hot as hell in there :: and it must’ve stunk of sweaty white people.  And why would anyone pay 10K for that crap-fest in the first place?
Why would otherwise smart people give Not-Doctor Kilstein $2,000 per month for Not-Coaching?
Why did Colleen jump?
Why did people pay $800 per month for BullShit StomperNet?
Why are Sheeple so fucking gullible?
Why? :: Why? :: Why? :: blah :: blah :: blah.
Why are we still asking …

StomperNet co-founder :: and former d-bag in charge :: Andy Jenkins is just dying to speak with The Droid.  Maybe he’s not happy about some recent posts :: or maybe he’s just a big fan.  I hear I’m HUGE in the “Insecure Narcissist” demographic.
I declined several “opportunities” for phone based girl-talk :: and an email conversation ensued. Here is that entire conversation {unless Andy decides to come back for more}.  The Droid would not normally publish an email chain like this :: but Andy deserves it for reasons that you …

StomperNet :: the unlegendary turd hauling cargo ship :: is about to be swallowed whole by the ocean. The ocean fucking hates bad karma :: and StomperNet has three years worth of karma plaque build up from :: Lies :: Fraud :: and Exploitation. Brad and The Boys haven’t been paying their affiliates :: Don’t get me wrong :: They’ve wanted to … just not badly enough to actually do it. Here’s an email that Bradley Clifford Fallon sent to affiliates the night before the pathetic StomperNet …

As most of you didn’t hear :: Yesterday was the lackluster 57th repeat relaunch of StomperNet.  You’ll recall that Andy Jenkins recently turned over his {seriously gay} Captain’s Hat to legendary prick Brad Fallon {link}. It’s Brad’s job to pretend to steer while StomperNet sinks to the bottom of the ocean.  I for one :: think he’s going to do a fantastic job.
What’s new for members of StomperNet this time around? The all powerful Droid has managed to get a copy of a letter that Brad Fallon wrote to the …

>> bleep What’s up StomperNet? >> bloop
StomperNet is a monthly membership site that offers access to SEO and “training” materials relating to building an online business.  Stomper has an air of legitimacy not present in many of the other scams I write about.  They have a staff and actual offices :: Their websites are shiny and glossy :: They call their BS tactic instructors “faculty” {gag!}.  But ever-so-slightly below the surface is the dark heart of a beast.
The Beast collects a toll :: Monthly Membership Fee –> $800 :: Bang! …