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Ed Dale’s Bankruptcy Challenge

Ed Dale is the Underachiever {dot com} :: or if you prefer … he’s the Tubby Nerd. Both of his nom de plumes attempt at conspicuous self-deprecation :: but end up as self-aggrandizement … due to the pathetic condition of Ed Dale’s temporal realities.

“Underachiever” wrongly implies that at least something has been achieved. And while “tubby” is clearly true enough :: being a “nerd” […]

Still Sinking & Stinking

The StomperNet Letters {a fake robot family tradition} are like The Screwtape Letters :: in that they are written by evil stinking demons. But they aren’t like The Screwtape Letters :: in that they are non-literary and authored by ignorant fucking idiots.

Sometimes The StomperNet Letters are about Mark Shurtleff and {in vain} sucking up to The Droid. But usually they are […]

StomperNet LIVE 11 DEAD

I hope you enjoyed StomperNet LIVE 11 :: it was the best LIVE event ever! Because it was canceled six days before it was scheduled to happen.

{tears of infinite sadness}

Gosh :: I’m going to miss printing incredibly lame StomperNet emails … it’s like a fake robot family tradition.

Hello ,
We know how much you were looking forward to StomperNet LIVE 11 […]

The Video Boss 2 – Andy Jenkins Retrospective

Syndicates have a hard time concocting new and original evil plans …

“Plans are for people who don’t have fucking syndicates!”

… says The Syndicate to itself as it sticks to the old plan :: cataclysmic {and ever growing} disruptions to that plan be damned.

The machinations behind the launch of The Video Boss :: as revealed by fake robots :: has served as […]

Main Street Marketing Machines :: Fusion ShitStorm

Mike Koenigs has a Main Street Marketing Machines {Fusion 2.0} that he wants to get you rich with … of course you’ll have to pay him some thousands now … but then later you’ll be totally fucking rich :: and stuffs :: and you’ll say to yourself :: “Self :: great job giving Mike Koenigs all that fucking money […]

BrAndy Full On

Fake Robot on trial duty.

Syndicate so happy.

Something must be done.

Solution = Short Shots™

Still fucking mean … but short.

Still fucking damaging … but short {like a gnome}.

The full BrAndy Jenkins StomperNet X audio :: now with 1000% more nauseating panting. It’s a $2,997 perceived value :: yours free just for giving up 30 minutes that you’ll never get back …
BrAndy […]

StomperNet X :: BrAndy’s Revenge

StomperNet is {and always was} failing … weekend edition.

Before Kim and Sandy :: there was Brad and Andy.

They broke up.

The break up was messy :: and full of santorum :: but they put on brave and loving public faces … because they were both in the same French for trade union.

It’s almost 9/9/09 :: Brad is going to relaunch […]

StomperNet FailWhaling

Sometimes I write the posts around here :: and sometimes Brad Fallon’s stupid little girlfriend {and StomperNet testimoanializer} Julie Swatek writes the posts …

… and by “sometimes” I mean today :: and then never again …

From: Julie Swatek
Sent: Tuesday, February 22, 2011 2:01 PM
To: StomperNetMod
Subject: [SNMod] Status of Moderator Pay
Hi everyone!
I know you are anxiously awaiting your checks. I […]

BackStabbing on Black

Insert Tape 2 …

… discuss {try not to crash the server!}.

>> bleep bloop

Kim and Sandy :: Episode 2

Kim and Sandy :: it’s a love for the fucking ages.

What is it that makes them so compatible? What is the seed of their blossom?

They have much in common:

wishing they were taller
love of bouffant hairstyles and androgyny
getting pleasure from the suffering of others
wasting money like empty headed morons
passion for Mickey Mouse / Naruto slash fiction
helping drive people into poverty

But […]