Where scam is the law.
According to Wired :: the Summit Series is like TED meets Burning Man …
ON A RECENT weekend, Barack Obama’s chief technology strategist, a prominent conservationist, and a supernatural mentalist — a professional mind reader — walked into a California ski lodge. In context, this was nothing unusual. Nearby stood Evan Williams, Twitter’s co-founder, and Gus Van Sant, the film […]
This fucking “job” is like cocaine :: exhilarating … addictive … expensive … and personally destructive.
But how am I supposed to go back to being a normal/boring person after seven years a fake robot?
It’s not possible :: the arc of my irrelevant life has been set … and it involves incessant rhetorical fisticuffs with people who want to stab […]
The New York Times reveals the secret of Tony Robbins :: and that secret is … Tony Robbins is so awesome and he knows Mitt Romney and Barack Obama and everything! He invented life coaching!
People “live and die and breathe” for Tony Robbins :: giggles Andrew Ross Sorkin … it’s all highlarious good fun. But he understands that there are […]
What if … I’d never fucking existed?
It’s easy enough to imagine :: cause fake robots aren’t even real … and I’ve recently been an unannounced absentee.
Another year is ending :: it’s dark and cold :: a great time to ask myself the tough questions … maybe contemplate suicide.
Is it a wonderful life?
I imagine that my guardian angel […]
Two former attorneys general of the scam state of Utah :: Mark Shurtleff and John Swallow … have just been arrested.
Wow :: OMFG … that felt so good to say. I wanna do it again!
Mark Shurtleff and John Swallow … have just been arrested.
Holy shit! :: felt just as good the second time.
Most of the assholes profiled on this […]
The Deseret News …
Embattled Utah Attorney General John Swallow has cut a deal with the lieutenant governor’s office to resign in order to avoid facing criminal charges, a source told the Deseret News…
It’s not fucking good to speculate :: best leave that to the empty heads at the cable news networks … cause it’s kinda their jam. But sometimes a fake robot has gotta speculate :: because certain sorts of stories are almost impossible to tell without resorting to this tried and true journalistic formula …
“So-and-so says that what’s-his-name is guilty […]
This Salt Lake City Weekly cover story is fucking amazing :: in a “sticking it to the badguys” kind of way … and fucking depressing … in a “this is how it’s going in our society” kind of way. Bad Company: An ex-con who says he raised funds for John Swallow is nowhere to be found on the AG’s […]
Every motherfucking horror show on display-archive here :: can be traced back to Mark Shurtleff via a not-fun not-drinking game I like to call … Six Degrees of Rotten Bacon. The Internet has scaled a local corruption type problem :: into an epic global mindraping mega-scam type problem … which The New York Times doesn’t seem to care about.
Jeremy Johnson :: The Christ-like Ginger King of the Mormon Mafia … in The New York Times.
It’s good … but it’s bad.
In Utah, a Local Hero Accused
Seems like a pretty fucking annoying headline :: because JJ is so obviously not a hero … but he was in fact a local hero. It says something scary dangerous about the particular […]