Infomastery :: Legends of American business!  They’ve retained Fulbright & Jaworski to silence my speech :: So they must truly “have it goin’ on” :: Let’s inspectify their Texas Tax Franchise Public Information Report to find out more about them :: and let’s add some fucking profanity to this fucking post so that people won’t die of mind numbing boredom ::

Thank you for that fine Information Texas Secretary of State.  I should get myself a secretary as well :: I have my fake secretary Debbie :: But she’s terrible …
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The Internet moves at the speed of the Internet :: The law moves at the speed of Congress.  The result of that juxtaposition is that the Internet is largely lawless and ungoverned, but littered with silly and ineffective rules that are helpful only to criminals, oppressive corporations, dictatorial governments, and others willing to exploit ambiguity and uncertainty to repressive effect.
The current state of copyright law in America is blatantly, and depressingly, repressive of free speech and expression.
Over the last several days I’ve had both of my Twitter accounts suspended, and …

Today is the official launch of Evil Jowls Perry Belcher’s new Frauduct :: FatBoy’s Got Bills :: No wait … that’s not it … it’s the Social Media Money System :: which is even stupider.
Due to the power of Perry’s stupidity :: The Salty Droid was able to access this entire program free of charge more than a week ago {and you can too!}.  Nothing less than my {fake} devotion to you :: my foolish reader :: Gave me the temerity and will power required to actually listen to a …

Are you going to make any money from Evil Jowls Perry Belcher’s newest Frauduct :: Social Media Money System? Spoiler Alert :: NO! You aren’t.  Read my review {obvious link} and find out exactly why it blows so much chunk.
That said :: Here it is for FREE :: what what what???
Yep! Along with not understanding Social Media or Marketing :: Evil Jowls is also a suck ass nerd {as in … most definitely NOT a nerd}.  ALL of the files for the Social Media Money System are available for FREE …

The Droid recently threatened to sue Evil Jowls Perry Belcher {and his partner in Scam&Eggs Ryan Diess} for the hostile registration of my distinctive, and to use the legal term of art, super-duper-creative trademark {link}.  That plan progresses nicely :: Believe It!!
One kindly commenter on that diatribe posted a FULL LIST of Ryan and Perry’s current scam sites {much to their dimwitted dismay}.  It contains some pretty hilarious shit that will be appearing on this site in the coming weeks/months/infinities.  The same commenter also made this inspired suggestion ::
“It’s interesting …

Before The Droid’s top secret fabrication was completed in Jan 2009 {first report}, the term “Salty Droid” was not known to the Intertubes.  The domain name wasn’t registered, the Gmail was available, the Twitter, MySpace, YouTube, etc … all available :: a Google Search for “Salty Droid” in Dec 2008 returned ZERO results.  If this surprises you … U R Stupid! It’s an unlikely word pairing … so unlikely … that I’m willing to guarantee it’s never been used on the Internet in any parallel universes either {go ahead .. …

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Question :: What is a continuity program?
Answer {in the form of a question} :: A fuck-stupid way to say monthly billing?
Answer {in the form of an answer} :: Yep!
Here’s how it works ::
Phase I :: You charge someone for something {preferably nothing because that’s cheap to make}
Phase II ::  Keep charging them on a regular basis until they stop you :: Because maybe they won’t.  Maybe they are too sad, or too shy, or too stupid.  Maybe they are getting in so much credit card debt that they’d rather …

Convicted Felon (And {probable} Rapist of Kittens) Perry Evil Jowls Belcher and his new BFF, Scam-trepreneur © Ryan Deiss, are offering *YOU* a once in a lifetime opportunity to take a “field trip” to their pathetic strip-mall office building {here}.  Sounds pretty good right?  Well let me just knock it out of the park for you :: It’ll only cost you a cool $10,000!!  ::  That’s right, just 10k! ::  No big whoop :: Put it on your credit cards.

“But not just any field …