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Dear Google,

Author == SD 21 April 2009 12 Comments

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The Droid recently threatened to sue Evil Jowls Perry Belcher {and his partner in Scam&Eggs Ryan Diess} for the hostile registration of my distinctive, and to use the legal term of art, super-duper-creative trademark {link}.  That plan progresses nicely :: Believe It!!

One kindly commenter on that diatribe posted a FULL LIST of Ryan and Perry’s current scam sites {much to their dimwitted dismay}.  It contains some pretty hilarious shit that will be appearing on this site in the coming weeks/months/infinities.  The same commenter also made this inspired suggestion ::

“It’s interesting how his current big money maker “Get Money from Google” (dotcom) has evaded Google’s legal department radar for trademark infringement. Maybe someone should alert them to that particular Deiss-owned domain…bleep bloop.”

Oh My Effing Goodness {OMEG} :: Isn’t that just a delicious idea?!?  Google aggressively defends its own trademark rights :: For obvious reasons :: It has built one the most valuable brand names EVER created.  I’d be willing to bet my spare processing capacity that if Google knew what Evil Jowls was up to ::  They would be none too fucking pleased.  Perhaps The Droid can help ::

Dear Google Letter –> {Google Doc of the Letter} <–  This letter has been sent via email and SnailMail to Rose Hagan, Senior Trademark Counsel for Google Inc.  Here’s an example of a prior SmackDown issued by Ms. Hagen

{Dear Jihad}.

The Droid understands why these two knuckleheads would think they could get away with violating my trademark rights … I’m just some idiot nobody.  Violating the rights of the Big G however :: Criminally Stupid!!

Hey Perry … You’re welcome.

>> bleep

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12 Comments »

  • Zinger404 said:

    Good work, Droid. Perhaps Google will soon offer their own product called, “Get Money From Perry Belcher and Ryan Deiss.”

    I would, however, like to draw your attention to one small understatement in your missive to Google Command Central (GCC). And that is…there is actually WAY MORE than a trivial amount of money involved. You see, there are some BIG upsells that spring out at you if you lose your faculties and attempt to order “Get Money From Google.” One upsell is in the vicinity of $500, and from VERY reliable sources, I hear they are getting a good number of those huge bumps.

    On another note, Perry Belcher has recently been dethroned:

    http://www.statesman.com/hp/content/news/stories/local/02/21/0221ednote.html

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  • sd (author) said:

    Zinger404 :: I’m sure you are right about the upsells! I also think this product debuted at $397 BEFORE the upsell. But I can’t substantiate either of those claims with links … just sticking to the “clearly obvious”

    Under-dramatic understatement == Key to gaining credibility with OCD over-achieving Harvard lawyer types

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  • tickledpinkitytweeter said:

    >> Game :: set :: match. >> {Well done, droid!!}

    Pack up and STEP OFF Evil Jowls! Your number is UP!!

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  • Icing said:

    Revisit the “Get Money” site and riddle me this, Droid: How much for (1) adulterated still photograph taken from the movie, “The Godfather” (property of Paramount Pictures) and used for commercial purposes without permission? Sounds like another infringement notice is in order, which could (hopefully) earn Deiss and Belcher the Hollywood attention they long for…

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  • PeePee said:

    These people have very low self worth and that is why they keep stealing other peoples ideas, names and stuff. The effort, experience and money they need to create something of their own is what they do not want to pay for so they just go out and steal someone elses stuff and stick their name on it usuallt with a heap of disclaimers and threats. That keeps most away but people are getting smart about their tactics now and they will not tolerate dickheads like that stealing their stuff. Wasn’t that Aussie guy in court recently accused of stealing someone elses stuff too? Good christian boy and all. Its probably on the Australian Court site somewhere. I’ll see if I can find it.

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  • sd (author) said:

    Icing :: Good idea … but I’m afraid that movie company executives wouldn’t be sharp enough to understand my sophisticated, highbrow, multi-syllabic writing.

    PeePee :: PooPoo :: Irresistible. I’m not so sure I see people “getting smart” … but it can’t hurt to hope.

    Pinkity :: Not sure I’ve taken the Match yet … but I have hired someone to jump out of the stands and stab him in the back … just as good.

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  • Neil said:

    This other blog post is less about His Royal Jowliness’ criminality and more about the increasing distaste for his philosophy, among social media users.
    http://socialmediaanswers.com/everything-that-is-wrong-with-social-media-in-one-video/

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  • sd (author) said:

    Neil :: That’s a good one .. this post makes a similar point ::

    http://awesome.viralogy.com/hot-topics/twitter-hors-vs-twitter-snobs/

    Even if you don’t think he’s a disgusting scammer … he’s still stupid and has NO idea what he’s talking about.

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  • DS said:

    Read the fine print because that is what matters most:

    “*GOOGLE is a trademark of Google Inc. The Get Money From Google website and Training System are not officially endorsed by or affiliated with Google.”

    Like all of these people they hide the fact that really they are just in it to get money for themselves, they don’t actually give a shit about you because once you have bought your little program what are you going to do, shove it back in their face. They just hit click and wipe you from their sites and you are left hanging. Look at that Aussie jerk, that is exactly what he has done and by the looks of it he goes even deeper in deceit and they wonder why the consequences are so rough. Well doh! you put it out there you got to accept it coming right back at you. Steer clear of all of them is my advice.

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  • » I’m Not Your Friend, Guy! said:

    [...] “friends” just wasn’t enough}.  It’s NOT about selling stupid crap like {Get Money from Google} {Continutiy Blueprint} {Feild Trip Scam} {43 Split Tests} … those are just hobbies he likes [...]

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  • Franksgaycousintrey said:

    Yeah, Perry Belcher is in a class by himself when it comes to rehashed "I found this info on the net and now I'm selling it as my own unique system" useless products. I got his product just to see what it's all about, and geeze, what a waste of time. I say time, and not money, because this being 2009, I sure the f*ck don't pay for these products. Mass control, everything by Reese, Stomernet, Deiss, Silver, Filsaime, Jeff Johnson. I've seen it all. And, I do mean all. 95% I toss after looking at it. That's how useless most of this stuff is. It boggles my mind beyond description, the idea that people–ANYONE–who actually paid the $2000+ prices for some of these products actually keep them.

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  • LMAO said:

    So what was the reply from google?

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