Aaron {Pansy} Parkinson: Web 1.34
Carbon Copy Crap co-founder Aaron {Pansy} Parkinson :: He’s a legend in the field of Calling Yourself a Legend. The Pansy claims he can help you leverage the internet to become a marketing “rockstar” {jazz hands}. But before you go handing The Pansy your wallet {and the keys to your 2002 Chevy Lumina} … let’s inspectify his webification!!
Name :: Full Contact Marketer {insert.shadow.boxing}
His business name is a ManChild reference to MMA fighting :: He’s Dukes-Up in his primary headshot! Aaron, let me explain something to you … as a personal favor … YOU’RE NOT FIFTEEN. You’re a balding, and occasionally impotent, man with a complete LACK of real skills :: It’s time to give up the “dream.” Put down your dukes and grab something other than your dick … like a wrench … or a vacuum.
Twitter {here}:: Following 6200 / Updates 234
{translation} Bulk follow script {obviously}. He’s followed 3000 tweeps in the last week. Notice that he was just about the last scammer on EARTH to figure it out :: Apirl ’09 .. Cutting Edge :: Are you just picking up a Wii as well? Telling all your friends about how much fun the bowling is …
The Blog {here} :: Oh god … look away!
The Pansy don’t need 1 of these new-fangled blogging programs with a database backend … he’s only got SIX posts … so just one page of HTML and he’s Web 2.0 GoodToGo!
Quotable Quotes :: {vomit receptacle recommended} :: loop.[sic]
Why Calling Something a Scam Is A Scam.
“Here are the three reasons why calling something a scam is a scam.
- People take zero responsibility for the decisions they make … There are so many reasons why a person can fail and 99% of them are the fault of the buyer.
- They want to “ride the coat tails”. This means they have something they want to sell and they leverage the successful person’s traffic to get people to there website.
- Consumer protection-like sites. These are the biggest scammers out there … They allow uneducated people to whine and complain about people and companies without verifying the validity of anything.”
When will these uneducated, failing, haters stop complaining about Aaron the Pansy scamming people out of money? :: It totally gets in the way of him scamming people out of money.
Dick in Sheep’s Clothing ::
Talking about your family to cloak your wickedness = Bad
Using images of your child in blog headers :: Putting her in your videos {here} :: Constantly referring to her by name :: That’s just plain SICK.
NO KIDS! That’s supposed to be a rule that even the bad guys understand. NO KIDS!
I wonder what she will think at 26 when she’s watching it all on the Eleven Dimensional Visual Archive ::
YOU -> Exploiting HER -> To exploit the WEAK
>> bloop
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:: read one now before you die of stupid.
Yeah, I noticed that about “Parachute Pants” Boxer. What IS it about these dirtbags that they plaster pictures of their little innocent kids all over the place? Combined with telling the world their name, spouse’s name, home city or state, etc. Plug some of that stuff into something like Zabasearch and poof! Instant home address! That’s a SERIOUS no-no covered in WEB SECURITY 101. It’s called PROTECTING YOUR FAMILY, morons. Even if it means losing a SALE! IMAGINE!
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If you click on the links of all the people who have comment-spammed Aaron’s post on scams–funny, that ONE post got 22 comments, while every other one gets one or two…
…AND you weed out all the chuckleheads who either can’t type in their own domain name properly, or who are already OUT OF BIZNESS…
…you discover that they’re all affiliate-selling SOMETHING–sometimes MULTIPLE somethings, poor bastards–and the VAST MAJORITY of them are ACTIVELY SELLING one PARTICULAR business opportunity!!
I’ll leave it to people’s wild imaginations to figure out which one, but as a hint, everyone to a man is offering a “$250K Realistic Income Potential” and they ALL like to announce that “The Internet Is Filled With Garbage! …And We’re *Sick* Of It!”
Incest is best!
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Wait a minute. Let’s not just throw all these babies out with the proverbial bathwater. It is pretty obvious here that the germ (bacterial agent) of a business idea has emerged from all this: promotional rent-a-children! In fact, I’m not entirely convinced that’s really Aaron’s (TP’s) spawn. I will, however, add that if she is just a day rental, Aaron would have better opted for the more contemporary mixed-race child. Little Tamika Parkinson would certainly have gotten him more attention, particularly if he were also wearing those seemingly in-slight-demand parachute pants.
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According to his bio, you overlooked his son, named “Everest.” (The mother obviously being the Mount.)
His bio also notes, “Aaron currently lives with his beautiful wife Liz half of the year in Canada and the other half in the Cayman Islands.” Who does he hang with during those other 6 months in the Caymans, or is it just him and his laptop and a fun-loving inflatable?
It also seems Aaron was once a nightclub bouncer, which does give him a backup in case the internet marketing thing goes south.
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His bio info also states he competed in MMA for 10 years …. riiiiiight. maybe did some local gym training, but pro or even amateur fights? i highly doubt it. The only thing he fought is male pattern baldness – and he’s losing that fight ;)
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