The No Money System

Are you going to make any money from Evil Jowls Perry Belcher’s newest Frauduct :: Social Media Money System? Spoiler Alert :: NO! You aren’t. Read my review {obvious link} and find out exactly why it blows so much chunk.
That said :: Here it is for FREE :: what what what???
Yep! Along with not understanding Social Media or Marketing :: Evil Jowls is also a suck ass nerd {as in … most definitely NOT a nerd}. ALL of the files for the Social Media Money System are available for FREE download below. They’re hosted on the Amazon Cloud … and they have not been properly secured because there are some D-Bag fucking n00bs at the helm of this horror show of a vessel.
I’ve known about these files for 8 days {thanks friend-o-mine} :: But I suspect they’ve been available for much longer. Many of The Night Dwellers {you know who you are} have already consumed this product and seeded it on torrent sites. Consider that fact if you are thinking about being a sold-out-bitch {affiliate} and selling this shit for Perry Belcher. This girl has already been {well and truly} passed around.
:: Initiate –> Sequence of Apparentlys ::
Apparently :: Perry and Ryan don’t GET how AWS works {they also don’t GET that joke}.
Apparently :: Perry and Ryan, Internet Marketing “Gurus” :: Don’t read the Internet Marketing forums {where news of this FREE program abounds}.
Apparently :: Perry and Ryan don’t know how to monitor downloads or bandwidth {hello fucktards?? try paying attention to things}.
Apparently :: Perry and Ryan have yet to learn that whenever 66.92.131.218 shows up to one of their ScamHoles … Something terrible is about to happen {they should set up a track log … if only they knew how}.
Hey Perry :: As I think I may have mentioned to you on a couple of other choice occasions ::
You’re Welcome!
>> bleep bleep {pwned!}
Just click on any link below to begin downloading the file :: But with this one word of caution :: Even for free … it’s a total fucking rip-off.
UPDATE :: The links were only hot for 4 hours :: As predicted :: Now they are GONE forever. Believe me :: You missed NOTHING but lies and disinformation sold to you by a FELON breathing his last free breaths :: >> bleep
Hurry now :: This offer won’t last long! {the first time that’s ever been true in relation to a Internet Scam product} The ChuckleHeads might not be savvy enough to read the IM forums :: But they are sure-as-shit reading The Salty Droid!
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[...] unknown) has apparently exploited cloud computing to provide free downloads of Belcher’s Social Media Money System. I’m not recommending that you download the content (not sure if the links even work). [...]
Happy to get a Ping from Mike Young! Horah … Now maybe Google will notice how much I talk about Perry Belcher :: eh Google?? I talk about Perry Belcher more than Perry Belcher talks about Perry Belcher :: eh Google??
Just to make sure it's perfectly clear to the many stupid n00bs reading this blog {a n00b is the sort of person that doesn't know what a n00b is :: and doesn't immediately think of asking google about it} :: These links are to the Belcher and Deiss Amazon Cloud {giant computer in the sky} by way of their own servers. I haven't done anything fancy to make it available :: Belcher and Deiss made it available themselves via brainlessness … and then failed to notice that they had done so for {at least} a week. I just pasted in the links :: And snarked my little head off.
c ya n00bs!
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I think many people agree with you, on some level, about Perry.
He did some very bad things. He should have been punished. And he was.
And now he's getting on with his life.
You might think the punishment was too light. You're entitled to your opinion.
However, what you have done here is steal someone else's private property.
And this makes you as much of a scum bag as you accuse Perry of being.
I'm sure some will debate the magnitude of your crime vs. the magnitude of Perry's. I'm sure it will be lively.
But scum bags are scum bags and thieves are thieves. And you are a thief. And, IMO, a scum bag.
Unfortunately, the current legal system is ill-equipped to prosecute you for your crime. So you're going to get away with this.
Didn't you make the same sort of comments about Perry's situation?
If you believe anything you've written about Perry, it seems to me the only moral thing for you to do would be to turn over all of the money you've made from this blog, and any other online businesses, to the Federal Government.
You're a thief. You should be the first person who stands up to say you should have to forfeit all of your money.
And then lock yourself up for a few years. I doubt you'll be able to talk any prison into taking you, so you'll just have to take care of that yourself.
Thanks for hosting such a lively discussion on so many topics. Once you're out of home-jail, and manage to raise some money for web hosting, I hope to see you back online again.
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froylein Reply:
July 23rd, 2009 at 10:27 pm
Had Belcher moved on with his life to a higher level of morale, he'd have removed his "pharmaceutical" products from Amazon. Try harder.
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SaltyDroid Reply:
July 23rd, 2009 at 10:17 pm
I haven't stolen JACK CRAP guy :: Perry put those links up like that :: He's offering to give it to you and you are rejecting him. I, for one, think it is quite rude of you. Perry loves you … accept his offer.
The topline price on this product seems to be $3000 :: That's approx $3000 more than I have made writing this blog. If you count my time {WHICH I FUCKING DO} then this blog is costing me a goddamn fortune.
But it's been more than worth it … cause today this Fat Bastard is sweating his HUGE mistake and his embarrassment while he supposed to be speaking at a "conference" … and I'm sitting in my fucking pajamas … laughing by proxy for all the people he's hurt.
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What the hell man? Why did you have to go public with this? WHY? **** you man, now they moved there files to another location, and my download is stuck now – I’ve only been able to download half of the course since I started it yesterday…
What’s the big deal if its not secured? Even a $2,000 product like Mass Control can be downloaded for free (Frank’s AWS URL isn’t secured either)…
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Jerry Reply:
July 23rd, 2009 at 10:23 pm
Hey Angrry, I doubt you missed anything. You probably knew more about social marketing at birth than Belcher could ever teach you in his lifetime. Seriously, your computer would be better used to play "Pong" than to bother with any of Belcher's regurgitated B.S.
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SaltyDroid Reply:
July 23rd, 2009 at 10:30 pm
Ha! Sweet music to my ears :: Operation Launchus Interruptus :: MASSIVE SUCCESS!
Get a refund man … seriously. This dude is a moron. You could get better "mentoring" from a giraffe
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Uh, idiot, Salty Droid didn't steal anything. He just posted OPEN LINKS (which have been circulating on TONS of public forums for days, BTW, probably thanks to Belcher's own sloppy staff or affiliates). It's Belcher's responsibility to restrict his own links. Otherwise it's just like leaving your stuff on an open sidewalk, which makes YOU the dummy.
What money do you think the Droid makes off this site? I don't see any ads, affiliate links, or products. It looks to me like he's genuinely trying to help people avoid getting ripped off. Clearly, he pays his own expenses and doesn't make a dime based on what I can see.
But, you're right: a LOT of people (except you) think Perry Belcher got off way too easy after RIPPING SICK PEOPLE OFF for YEARS. Maybe that is no big deal to you, since you have no heart or soul.
I have to say, you sound just like that Harlan Kilstein bird that he's written about before. There's just something missing from your strange reality.
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Belcher got what he deserved. Keep passing those free links around. The scammer got scammed, now that is justice. Amen!
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You going to send The Night Dwellers out to find the new links…and post 'em again?
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Any idea where the new links are? You are a great American SaltyDroid!
The bastard had it coming.
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Woah, seems like Twitter suspended your account. Did a certain someone give them bogus info? Let us in on what went down.
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I'm happy to concede that Perry's done some bad stuff.
If there's a hell, he's going there.
Not the point.
The links above allowed people to steal Perry's private property.
By SD logic, if he leave his keys in the car, he's cool with you taking it. Because he didn't secure it. So it's not a crime to take it.
If he forgets to lock his front door, or leaves a window open, he's cool with you entering his home and taking away anything you like.
Perry and/or his staff messing up on securing the links does not give anyone a legal, and certainly not an ethical, rights to steal his intellectual property.
If you think it's OK to steal from anyone who's ever broken a law, then you think it's OK to steal from 99% of adults on the planet.
If all you've got going for your self-image right now is that you're not as bad a person as Perry, then you're probably a pretty bad person.
As I posted above, it's too bad that current laws and enforcement won't send SD to jail. Because he might not be as bad of a guy as Perry, but he's a bad guy.
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SaltyDroid Reply:
July 24th, 2009 at 10:53 pm
Love those superb RealWorld / OnlineWorld analogies :: Perhaps you should apply to be the head of Capitol Records :: I'll give you a reference
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Cartman Reply:
August 23rd, 2009 at 5:02 am
The links didn't make anyone do anything they weren't going to do. They had the ability to abstain from doing anything they felt was wrong. Furthermore for it to be stealing, it would have to deprive the rightful owner of his property. At best this is copyright infringement, now since there was no thwarting of any active security devices (protecting said files), it is not even an infringement, since the "owner" of the files placed it in a location where it was freely accessible. Also, anyone with those files, have free and unfettered access to spread them around. As they probably did not agree to limited license use of the said files (before gaining access to them…..what a shame.
That said, if anyone wants to anonymously email me those files, it would be greatly appreciated. :) I really would like to see these files.
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[...] :: The Salty Droid was able to access this entire program free of charge more than a week ago {and you can too!}. Nothing less than my {fake} devotion to you :: my foolish reader :: Gave me the temerity and [...]
the links denst work, does anyone has any idea where they can be accessed for free or some of the guys share them in a torrent or someting ??
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I've just read some post about Perry I don't really know if he's a scammer , he could be but it will still be worthy to see the program.
maybe SD can post them on thepitacebay or isohunt … just offering ;)
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SaltyDroid Reply:
July 25th, 2009 at 11:57 pm
:) Just keep watching the torrents … I've seen it up a couple of times. The Salty Droid doesn't seed content.
If you do find it … don't follow the recommended strategies :: They are TERRIBLE! I'll be writing more about it this week and posting some clips.
And he is scammer :: As sure as fried eggs are delicious
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ha fried eggs … well actually i listen to his free webinar now, from my point of view he's kinda big talker, talks to much but nothing special , i saw in posts he was selling some bad medcine to and ill people or something
on his reports and posts in his blogs etc. he says he sells t shirts 'n stuff
i'm just curious what kinda products u can sell via social media,
actually i've sold stuff via social media here in my country since i'm little country of Bulgaria and here social media advertising and promoting is kinda popular
well by the way why do u speak agains him , you get profit from this or u got scammed somehow , i dont really get this ..
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SaltyDroid Reply:
July 26th, 2009 at 12:51 am
Well, Ivaka from Bulgaria :: I don't sell anything, and I never have. I've also never been scammed :: Because I'm the King of Skeptics
Don't feel bad that you don't really get it … nobody really gets it … I'm not really sure I even get it. But it's heaps of fun!
>> bleep
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well what if he founds you give his system for free. he could sue you or something
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[...] it launched :: And then I thrashed the crap out of it {link} :: Released the direct links to it {link} :: Wrote a christian version of my BeatDown {link} :: And then swallowed up his whole Fat Ass on [...]
[...] and Ryan had left direct and open links to the files contained in their new info product scam {link}. The scam is series of lame videos, priced at $3000, which describe in inaccurate detail how to [...]
Wonderful!
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Perry Belcher, David Schimer, whoever, they are all bloody losers who STEAL from good people just to line their own pockets. LAW OF ATTRACTION: YOU GET WHAT YOU GIVE
don't like it, don't do it
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[...] If you think the government can’t keep your information private, just wait until next year when Google starts getting contracts with federal government agencies for its cloud computing services. Beyond the civil servant losing a laptop with your Social Security number, tax return, or health records on it, you’ll get the added joy of knowing your privacy can be invaded by a hacker or simply because someone didn’t secure the data properly. [...]
lmao that is hilarious – they were too stupid to protect their files and then got upset when you made their own files available here – just think of the HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS left behind on the table
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