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The Floportunity of a Lifetime

Author == SD 23 July 2009 15 Comments

still not funny

Today is the official launch of Evil Jowls Perry Belcher’s new Frauduct :: FatBoy’s Got Bills :: No wait … that’s not it … it’s the Social Media Money System :: which is even stupider.

Due to the power of Perry’s stupidity :: The Salty Droid was able to access this entire program free of charge more than a week ago {and you can too!}.  Nothing less than my {fake} devotion to you :: my foolish reader :: Gave me the temerity and will power required to actually listen to a large portion of this program.  It was a harrowing experience in which several times I feared I might actually fucking perish from stupid-overload.  But I have survived to tell you the tale :: And I’m sure the flashbacks will cease within a couple of months.

Non-Legal Disclaimer :: I DO NOT need to view these programs to know that they are rubbish.  And in the case of Magnificent D-Bag Extraordinaire Perry Belcher :: The quality level of the content is absolutely fucking irrelevant.  Evil Jowls just completed a decade long scam in which he STOLE hundreds of thousands of dollars from the sick :: Even if he produced {quell laughter} quality content :: He does not deserve ANYONE’S business. Never-the-less :: I have viewed this particular turd :: So let’s have some girl talk about it.

First, the program has incredibly low production values.  Most of videos are just lazy screen captures of Perry’s desktop :: or slow moving text only slides.  The content will take up 8-10 hours of your precious time :: But it could easily be cut down to about 10 minutes.  Here goes ::

:: The core ideas {obvious overstatement} of this program are as follows ::

1.  You set up an account using your real name on all the main Social Networking sites {special emphasis on Twitter, Facebook, and YouTube}.

2.  You start follow spamming on Twitter {following people by the thousand and unfollowing people who don’t follow you back}.

3.  Find things to Tweet that are already popular by going to sites like PopURL or Alltop.  No need to actually read or give a crap about what you find there :: It’s already popular so :: Just Tweet It.

4.  ReTweet other people without regard for the value of their content in the vain hope that they will do the same the for you.

5.  Occasionally tweet links to your own blog or website.  Use the blog to direct people to the shit you want them to buy.

6.  Profit.

That’s it! Poorly presented and replete with LIES, errors, and a fundamental misunderstanding about how Social Media works {all to be hilariously detailed later}.  There are no secrets, no hidden jackpots, no new or interesting strategies.  It’s just Perry :: Taking your goddamn money :: Again.

I was expecting almost nothing :: Yet I was disappointed.  If you’ve already paid :: Get a refund.  If you haven’t paid :: download it for FREE {here}.  If the free download has dried up :: Save your money and gain wisdom just by NOT LISTENING to idiot FELON Perry Belcher.

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:: read one now before you die of stupid.

15 Comments »

  • froylein said:

    If I ever have a droid, I'll name it Salty.

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    # 23 July 2009 at 8:51 pm
  • » The No Money System said:

    [...] Frauduct :: Social Media Money System? Spoiler Alert :: NO! You aren’t.  Read my review {obvious link} and find out exactly why it blows so much [...]

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    # 23 July 2009 at 4:22 pm
  • Duff McDuffee said:

    Not at all surprising. Thanks for the investigative journalism.

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    # 24 July 2009 at 8:46 am
  • karinhiebert said:

    The Flashbacks might cease in a couple of months…but you will have those damn triggers that take you back to that moment of trauma {just preparing you}

    Give yourself a pat on the back for surviving and pushing though. I know it ain't easy!

    :)

    {The Pope looks good on you!}

    Survive that image too!

    ; )

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    # 24 July 2009 at 12:36 pm
  • » Banned But BadAss said:

    [...] Jowls Perry Belcher’s program before it launched :: And then I thrashed the crap out of it {link} :: Released the direct links to it {link} :: Wrote a christian version of my BeatDown {link} :: [...]

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    # 24 July 2009 at 9:03 pm
  • » Evil Jowls and the Spam Machine said:

    [...] on July 24th while interrupting Perry Belcher’s vindictively priced frauduct launch {link}.  Subsequently :: two other Droid accounts were banned by the scammer lovers who occupy [...]

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    # 25 September 2009 at 5:07 am
  • Drayton Bird said:

    This is all just utterly wonderful stuff – and what I REALLY appreciate as how gently understated it is. Made my morning.

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    SD Reply:
    January 29th, 2010 at 3:06 am

    I find that one need not be crass or vulgar in order to make a point. Manners and decorum are the foundations upon which all right thinking society stands.

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    Unicorn Army Reply:
    January 29th, 2010 at 7:06 pm

    Who the hell are you, and what the fuck have you done to the Droid?

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    # 29 January 2010 at 2:14 am
  • William said:

    Wow – Legendary Drayton Bird visits SD. And I mean that very respectfully. You’ve been semi-knighted from across the pond, Salty!

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    Drayton Bird Reply:
    January 29th, 2010 at 4:04 am

    You struck a nerve there, Wlliam. Idiots keep on sending me messages addressed to “Sir” Drayton Bird. Anyone knighted by our reptilean government should go away and hide.

    WINNER!! :: Thumb up Thumb down +8

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    # 29 January 2010 at 2:26 am
  • » Ryan Deiss’ Endometriosis said:

    [...] FORMULA is proven bitches!  Like publishing a $2,000 get rich from social media product fronted by a felon. Or his series of successfully scammy non-successes. Or a $10,000 “field [...]

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    # 19 May 2010 at 8:24 pm
  • Reuben said:

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

    LOSER!! :: Thumb up Thumb down -5

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    SD Reply:
    July 11th, 2010 at 12:36 pm

    @Reuben ::

    Well I do know much about Perry Belcher :: and you are wrong on all counts.

    1. He doesn’t haven’t talent :: or smarts :: even as a criminal. If he was smart :: then he wouldn’t have used the same fake figures :: and fake doctors :: for different fake medicines.

    http://saltydroid.info/the-selmedica-scam-part-1/

    He may as well have just called the Sheriff and confessed. Had he been willing to spend more than 10 minutes making up his lame-o lies :: he wouldn’t have been caught. People get caught for a reason :: stupidity.

    2. His stuff won’t help you make money online. That’s ridiculous. For instance :: the product being pwned in this post was priced at $2000. One of the primary selling points was Perry “syndicating” your content to his worthless Twitter spam list … which he 100% failed to do …

    http://saltydroid.info/anticipation-of-twitter-diarrhea/

    Months before this frauducts release :: Perry explained to all the circle jerking IM bastards exactly how he was gaming Twitter to no avail …

    http://saltydroid.info/frank-kern-list-contol-bonus/

    … he didn’t believe in this product … just like he didn’t believe in his salt and sugar cures for serious physical ailments. It’s just vicious fraud.

    3. There are MAJOR fucking differences between Perry and everyone else. He’s a ConMan who doesn’t feel guilty about stealing hundreds of thousands of dollars from people who could ill afford it. Lots of people are greedy :: lingering around life’s gray areas :: but Perry is FELON :: criminal :: ConMan … who lives exclusively :: and knowingly :: in the dark black.

    Don’t join him there.

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    # 10 July 2010 at 6:29 pm
  • » Ryan Deiss Scam Ryan Diess Scams Ryan Deiss Scammer … SEO said:

    [...] traffic either.  That term is a remnant of Perry and Ryan’s nose-dive of a launch for the Social Media Money System … which was heavily promoted via paid mechanisms.  SMMS was another of [...]

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    # 6 August 2010 at 6:11 pm

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