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Author == SD 23 June 2009 18 Comments

Not-Doctor Harlan Kilstein :: In his virtuoso performance as @the{FAKE}saltydroid …

He would have preferred to stay anonymous … because he’s a modest fellow … but unfortunately {for him} he’s also a stupid fellow.

Not-Doctor Doofstein is telling people the screen captures in my previous post were faked :: And that he’s NOT @thesaltydroid :: Well here’s the video you stupid mother fucker … how you like me now??

In case you were wondering {or thinking about making pointless threats} :: Under Federal Law recording a conversation only requires the consent of ONE of the parties involved :: The same is true under the laws of all but 12 states {link}.  This conversation was recorded in one of the 38 “one-party consent” states. Had it been recorded in a State where it was a violation :: The Droid would NEVER have mentioned it.  Because I ALWAYS protect my sources {hint hint :: come and tell me your gossip}.

The song was a promo for Mercanaries 2 :: And I think it’s hilariously apropos :: However, let me just be explicit for those of you who are TURD STUPID :: No threats of violence are implied {here … or ever!}.  I ruin the “Names” and “Careers” of ConMen :: But they may do as they please with their CHUBBY meat-space bodies.

Oh and Harlan …

YOU ARE FINISHED ON THE INTERNET

>> bloop bleep

UPDATE {June 30th, 2009} :: Not-Doctor Kilstein filed a bogus copyright claim with YouTube and had this video removed {link}.  No probs!  Here it is again {WITHOUT the Docter/Doctor typo from the first version … which secretly made me want to kill myself}

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18 Comments »

  • SpankD said:

    Illinois is a two party consent state.
    So either your bio is full of shit or your legal lawyerin skills don't
    include reading law books.
    Can't wait to see you on a COD4 server ;)
    l8r bitch
    p.s. add which servers you play on or your gamename to your bio.
    p.s.s cute dog

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    SaltyDroid Reply:
    June 24th, 2009 at 6:24 pm

    Spankster :: Along with not having Illinois law quite right … you also have the story wrong {which is probably my fault because I'm the story teller}. I didn't record the call … several other people were helping me try and stop Kilstein's disgusting @thesaltydroid … one of them captured the lucky video. I don't think I'd have even thought to offer video chat … because it's flabbergasting to me that someone {even Kilstein} would be so stupid as to answer a video call. Sheesh.

    I play on Xbox Live where all Tru Gamers play … not some cheese PC server. Keeping mum about my gamertag as it's attached to my real name … and I like how the scammers and D-Bags are wasting their fucking money trying to figure out who I am.

    l8r biatch yourself

    >>bleep

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    SpankD Reply:
    June 29th, 2009 at 2:33 am

    I gots the xbox live but I need palsy wrists to get my hands on one of those controllers. I might go pick up a copy for the xbox for shits n giggles. I understand being used to xbox multi means you cant transition to PC mastery :P
    Tru gamers play pro and get paid, regardless of platforms. Platform zealotry is like being a mac fanboy, don't be a fagot.
    I just knew Illinois law cause I was hatched in that infernal Illinois. I don't even know who the hell dr killians is.

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    # 24 June 2009 at 1:06 pm
  • froylein said:

    According to what I've found here (and elsewhere), Illinois requires both parties' consent "to the conversation", but is listed as one of the states that requires one-party-consent to the recording: http://www.callcorder.com/phone-recording-law-ame… That's because only law enforcement in Illinois must obey two-party-consent; private citizens have been exempted from that by the Illinois Supreme Court and several appelate courts.However, Florida requires two-party consent, but in that case, where rulings clash, Federal Law kicks in, which mandates one-party-consent. ("The U.S. federal law allows recording of phone calls and other electronic communications with the consent of at least one party to the call.")
    So yeah, metacrawling is all good and nice, but one should not only read one paragraph of the search results.

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    SaltyDroid Reply:
    June 24th, 2009 at 6:09 pm

    You are so TOTALLY my new favorite!! Conflict of law analysis … you don't get that from just any old commenter.

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    froylein Reply:
    June 24th, 2009 at 8:45 pm

    The very least I could do. Afterall, your video had me laughing tears after getting up this morning. :)

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    # 24 June 2009 at 2:41 pm
  • Muerte de Cabrones said:

    I have to say 2 things (I can't help myself)…

    1. this is one of the best videos (production value) that I have ever seen… my hat is off to you (seriously… that video has me green with envy at how you put it together so well)… and

    2. yes, all tru gamers play xBox LIVE cuz the PC FAGS got no skills and can't hack on xBox

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    SaltyDroid Reply:
    June 24th, 2009 at 8:01 pm

    1. tks!

    2. not to mention :: PS3 sux … killzone was a liar!!

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    # 24 June 2009 at 7:39 pm
  • Muerte de Cabrones said:

    LOL – I agree on KZ 1, but KZ 2 isn't bad if you're all out of xBox games for the moment (and, unlike SpankD, can afford to own a game that is less than 18 months old). Are you going to play BF 1943 on xBox Live?

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    # 24 June 2009 at 8:20 pm
  • Bill said:

    The Wojahn Brothers! Immense! The piano version is better than the electrosynth orchestra by a mile.

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    # 26 June 2009 at 7:21 pm
  • Revenge of the Kilsteins | The Salty Droid said:

    [...] sick freak, and probable regular wearer of pink leotards} wasn’t a fan of my last video {link}. I’d guess that is because it made him look like a fucking idiot :: And fucking idiots hate [...]

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    # 30 June 2009 at 4:05 am
  • » The Chilling of the DMCA said:

    [...] to YouTube regarding my video exposing him as an Internet stalker and offensive sexual harasser {link}.  That video took considerable time to make, and didn’t contain any of Harlan’s own [...]

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    # 29 July 2009 at 4:06 am
  • DontHateMe said:

    Nice video, but I think it would be more believeable if you also release a raw unedited version that included him saying something linking him with thesaltydroid twitter account.  I am not saying your lying, it’s just that it COULD have been faked.  It is obvious you have great video editing skills which goes against the credibility when covering over what he is actually saying with a (totally awesome and appropriate) sound track.
    I am not the not-doctor btw.  I just found this site today from a forum link and have read the posts.  If all that is said about this guy is true he desrves to lose his income and for everyone to know about him.  The quotes I have read from him have been like what a teenager would write, but being the internet its very tought to tell who is really behind a screen name.
    I will probably get slammed for being objective, but if this is something that occurred to me, then it probably occured to others as well.

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    SD Reply:
    November 5th, 2009 at 10:28 pm

    IDon’tHateYou

    I never said it at the time because I wanted him to suffer the suspense … but there was no audio. Technical glitch … it was a shock that he answered the video call … and I was pretty happy that anything got recorded at all. We tried to get him back on later … but the jig was up.

    It’s a real tragedy … because the things he said in that conversation would have alienated him from lots of people … but I’m not comfortable talking about it having not actually heard it myself.

    The raw version shows my co-conspirator’s desktop, contacts, and face :: He didn’t want to be identified.

    I would never fake something.

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    NotHated Reply:
    November 6th, 2009 at 5:43 pm

    Most deaf people can lip read.  Have you thought about asking a deaf person to transcribe what he is saying?

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    # 5 November 2009 at 10:01 pm
  • WhatTheHack? said:

    Arrrgh! Now both videos are removed?!? What a shame, I reckon the recording was timeless. :(

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    Carl Reply:
    August 11th, 2011 at 6:46 am

    @WhatTheHack?, Well it certainly is an indicator that Crapstein is A.) well aware of the discussion here and B.) terrified that others will find out about it (and him). In other words, it pretty much validates what’s been said about the douchebag. Of course, Salty can simply submit a fair use response to google and the video will go right back up.

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    SD Reply:
    August 11th, 2011 at 1:16 pm

    @Carl ::

    Nope. That whole account was deleted by The Googles you mention …

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    # 11 August 2011 at 5:29 am

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