Harlan Kilstein – Archive of Perversion

Not-Doctor Harlan Kilstein has destroyed whatever slim chance he had for success on the Internet by PROVING himself to be a vile sexual TROLL. He was caught in the act back in 2005 {link} :: And then again recently {link}. As a part of his ongoing {and lame} effort at damage control :: He has deleted all of the offending “anonymous” Tweets.
First, your Not-Apology is Not-Accepted.
Second, obviously my robot ass isn’t going to allow a cover-up. There is no escaping your past on the Internet FatCakes … might as well just face up to it and start looking for a real job {I recommend leaving your unpleasant personality at home}.
{ Tweets sent by Harlan Kilstein under the pseudonym @thesaltydroid between June 8th and June 13th 2009. }
- @SaltyDroid I don’t know why you call @karinhiebert Karin Hiebert a cheap Vancouver hooker or cheap Vancouver escort.
- Is Karin Hiebert a bad hair day or a cheap hooker. I’m expecting to find Karin Hiebert is a cheap Vancouver escort.
- @SaltyDroid Oh who’s going to step forward with the evidence you fucking spineless coward? You hide while @karinhiebert pays the price.
- @billhilton Maybe you should get a life. @karinhiebert will give you a cheap thrill.
- @SaltyDroid I’ll do you one better. http://karinhiebertsblog.blogspot.com
- @SaltyDroid Sure, post your number your dickless coward.
@VapidDroid Can’t wait to see your name in the law suit. Dickless spineless coward. - @KarinHiebert Uh oh. Time to look over your shoulder. The Shit is About to hit. From One of Your Droid Fans. Muwah!
- @Otilol Thanks for following me. @saltydroid told me he fantasizes about animal sex with you. Can his brother @vapiddroid watch or join in?
- @billhilton Guess again asshole. Speaking of assholes, spread ‘em for @saltydroid. Block me Don’t Block me. Better stuff coming.
- @SaltyDroid You won’t when u see what’s coming at your buddies.
- @billhilton Your last name is a hotel. Is that where @saltydroid spreads his legal legs to give gay sex to his droid buddies?
- @VapidDroid do you and @saltydroid get head from @KarinHiebert at the same time or is it one long daisy droid chain.
- @billhilton does @KarinHiebert still charge money for a BJ or does she pay you. She gives droid head to @saltydroid and @vapiddroid
- @billhilton Isn’t your soldering pen up @saltydroid ‘s asshole where you put it. Your gay buddy is waiting for you!
- @saltydroid For a good time call @karinhiebert She really puts out again and again. Okay so she’s a shriveled up twat but she puts out.
- Ever since I followed @karinhiebert I’ve been followed by a porn video producer. And the connection? Isn’t it obvious @saltydroid ?
- @KarinHiebert You are my hero. You and Linda Lovelace. Kisses to you. Now will you blow me?
- @SaltyDroid You don’t have medicine. Your just have gay sex with @billhilton.
- @saltydroid So you and @billhilton go at it prison style in your new video. Can’t wait to see it. When will @KarinHiebert post her video?
- @KarinHiebert So the rumors are true. You and @saltydroid practice bestiality together? Hmmm. Animal Mineral or Droid?
- RT @SaltyDroid @TheSaltyDroid Hi fake me. Plan 2 give me a taste of my own medicine? Good luck it’s a lot harder than it looks. (SURE)
- @billhilton Are you and @saltydroid a couple? How gay are the two of you?
- RT @SaltyDroid : Refund Roulette :: http://bit.ly/QvzVK :: The BEST thing I’ve written since yesterday! powering down
- @saltydroid Do @karinhiebert and @billhilton join you for threesomes?
- @saltydroid Is @karinhiebert good in bed?
>> bleep bloop
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Will Karin press charges? Looks like an easy case to be made.
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karinhiebert Reply:
July 3rd, 2009 at 2:14 pm
Froylein,
hi!
Comment made by Kilstein=The {FAKE} Saltydroid…"She (meaning me) is not a citizen." I (Kilstein) have the money. {in other words I don't}
She {me} is going to regret the day she met you. (Team Kilstein)
Interesting things going on Froylein…
nice to meet you!
read a lot about you! ; )
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froylein Reply:
July 3rd, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Heh, I can imagine….
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To Clarify~
She {me} will regret the day she met you {saltydroid}
Me= Not a chance or hope in hell that I will EVER regret meeting The {REAL} Droid!
Droid has been the one person to have proven himself as to NOT BE A LIAR, and in being a true, caring Friend.
More than I can say for a lot of people online! I appreciate HONESTY, and Truth in people or robots!
;)
Karin
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In my robot opinion :: Pressing charges is just asking one trouble maker {The Man} to help with another {The Not-Doctor}. We must FIGHT and WIN our own wars :: Fuck The Man! His service of "justice" is always timid … and two years too late.
The People FTW!
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: )
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If the legal sitation in the US compares to the one over here, he could pretty swiftly be banned from exercizing any profession to do with therapy.
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karinhiebert Reply:
July 8th, 2009 at 5:42 pm
Sad thing is these types need to be banned from the internet, banning from therapy wouldn't stop them from re-offending in another way.
From what I am witnessing those previously charged with criminal offenses involving internet / marketing Fraud ETC. doesn't mean a damn thing…why how would this change, or stop them?
and really, "This is only defamation, threats, and he said- she said garbage…"
Clearly anyone reading this blog in its entirety, or at least the recent blog activity would know and see for themselves that there is danger.
caught in the act…evidence facts past behavior all acceptable by the internet {marketing} community…as they turn their heads, or choose to ignore it…
perhaps it is yet another taboo topic…or YOU SEE what is going on, and 'rather not' do anything or become involved…
Best to just stay out of it.
Ignore it all…it will go away!
why help one of your own? oh, wait…they do…just depends~
On who, and when…
disappointing, heart breaking…frustrating to say the least…Bottom Line
ALL because I HAVE, and use MY VOICE ~~choice,,,whatever…
The Law of Whatever~
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Hey good stuff…keep up the good work! :)
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Remember when Harlan Kilstein was a decent human being filled with moral decency? Me neither.
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[...] right :: along with being a finger healer {possibly not a real thing} :: hack marketer :: certified pervert :: terrible copywriter :: and all around dipshit :: Not-Doctor Kilstein is also an expert in pro [...]
Harlan Kilstein might have a future as a porn copywriter, going by the sicko tweets under the bogus pseudonymn above. Just reading this makes me want to wash my hands over and over. Yuck!
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