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Harlan Kilstein – Archive of Perversion

Author == SD 30 June 2009 15 Comments

recycled troll

Not-Doctor Harlan Kilstein has destroyed whatever slim chance he had for success on the Internet by PROVING himself to be a vile sexual TROLL.  He was caught in the act back in 2005 {link} :: And then again recently {link}.  As a part of his ongoing {and lame} effort at damage control :: He has deleted all of the offending “anonymous” Tweets.

First, your Not-Apology is Not-Accepted.

Second, obviously my robot ass isn’t going to allow a cover-up.  There is no escaping your past on the Internet FatCakes … might as well just face up to it and start looking for a real job {I recommend leaving your unpleasant personality at home}.

{ Tweets sent by Harlan Kilstein under the pseudonym @thesaltydroid between June 8th and June 13th 2009. }

>> bleep bloop

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  • Sex, Lies, and Google Video | The Salty Droid said:

    [...] Harlan Kilstein :: In his virtuoso performance as @the{FAKE}saltydroid [...]

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  • Harlan Kilstein plots the destruction of The Salty Droid's TRUTH .. and FAILS. | The Salty Droid said:

    [...] Harlan Kilstein writing under his {no longer anonymous} pen name :: @THEsaltydroid :: Something tells me he won’t be winning the Man Booker Prize {this year at [...]

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  • froylein said:

    Will Karin press charges? Looks like an easy case to be made.

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    karinhiebert Reply:

    Froylein,

    hi!

    Comment made by Kilstein=The {FAKE} Saltydroid…"She (meaning me) is not a citizen." I (Kilstein) have the money. {in other words I don't}

    She {me} is going to regret the day she met you. (Team Kilstein)

    Interesting things going on Froylein…

    nice to meet you!

    read a lot about you! ; )

    [polldaddy 1755888 http://answers.polldaddy.com/poll/1755888/ polldaddy]

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    froylein Reply:

    Heh, I can imagine….

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  • karinhiebert said:

    To Clarify~
    She {me} will regret the day she met you {saltydroid}

    Me= Not a chance or hope in hell that I will EVER regret meeting The {REAL} Droid!

    Droid has been the one person to have proven himself as to NOT BE A LIAR, and in being a true, caring Friend.

    More than I can say for a lot of people online! I appreciate HONESTY, and Truth in people or robots!

    ;)

    Karin

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  • SaltyDroid (author) said:

    In my robot opinion :: Pressing charges is just asking one trouble maker {The Man} to help with another {The Not-Doctor}. We must FIGHT and WIN our own wars :: Fuck The Man! His service of "justice" is always timid … and two years too late.

    The People FTW!

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  • karinhiebert said:

    : )

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  • froylein said:

    If the legal sitation in the US compares to the one over here, he could pretty swiftly be banned from exercizing any profession to do with therapy.

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    karinhiebert Reply:

    Sad thing is these types need to be banned from the internet, banning from therapy wouldn't stop them from re-offending in another way.

    From what I am witnessing those previously charged with criminal offenses involving internet / marketing Fraud ETC. doesn't mean a damn thing…why how would this change, or stop them?

    and really, "This is only defamation, threats, and he said- she said garbage…"
    Clearly anyone reading this blog in its entirety, or at least the recent blog activity would know and see for themselves that there is danger.

    caught in the act…evidence facts past behavior all acceptable by the internet {marketing} community…as they turn their heads, or choose to ignore it…

    perhaps it is yet another taboo topic…or YOU SEE what is going on, and 'rather not' do anything or become involved…

    Best to just stay out of it.

    Ignore it all…it will go away!

    why help one of your own? oh, wait…they do…just depends~

    On who, and when…

    disappointing, heart breaking…frustrating to say the least…Bottom Line
    ALL because I HAVE, and use MY VOICE ~~choice,,,whatever…

    The Law of Whatever~

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  • Bill Bartmann said:

    Hey good stuff…keep up the good work! :)

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  • Dex said:

    Remember when Harlan Kilstein was a decent human being filled with moral decency? Me neither.

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  • » Kilstein’s Balls said:

    [...] right :: along with being a finger healer {possibly not a real thing} :: hack marketer :: certified pervert :: terrible copywriter :: and all around dipshit :: Not-Doctor Kilstein is also an expert in pro [...]

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  • Louis said:

    Harlan Kilstein might have a future as a porn copywriter, going by the sicko tweets under the bogus pseudonymn above. Just reading this makes me want to wash my hands over and over. Yuck!

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