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Revenge of the Kilsteins

Author == SD 30 June 2009 9 Comments

Not-Doctor Harlan Kilstein {perverted asshole, dumpy fool, sick freak, and probable regular wearer of pink leotards} wasn’t a fan of my last video {link}. I’d guess that is because it made him look like a fucking idiot :: And fucking idiots hate that.  Don’t worry Harlan … people were laughing at you … not with you {you thought I was going to be all conciliatory … and then WHAM! … I wasn’t … humor … evil genius … I have it all}.

Well Not-Doctor K. ain’t gonna be done like that!  He’s not gonna be pwn3d by some astoundingly observant robot who seems IN EVERY WAY superior :: That would be much too … expected.  He has a plan :: And he’s ready to squirm into action ::

Phase 1.  File a FALSE copyright claim with YouTube the instant the dreaded video evidence appears.

Phase 2.  Use secret success bringing finger gestures {or your money back!}

Phase 3.  Sit back and wait for all problems to evaporate!

TRUTH Suppression/Silencing :: Great Plan {so brave and original}.  My video has been removed by YouTube “due to a copyright claim by Harlan Kilstein” :: It’s a HUGE victory for Team Kilstein … drinks all around.

Sorry Not-Doctor Doofstein :: I known you’re panicked and confused :: But that’s not how the Internet works.  The TRUTH CANNOT be suppressed!  That’s why the GoodGuys finally have a chance to win … and it’s why you are finished on the Internet!

{note to scammers} For some mysterious reason :: Attacked videos have a tendency to spread like syphilis in a Depression Era prison ::

Funny or Die

Viddler

YouTube {again}

Idiot.

>> bleep bloop

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9 Comments »

  • La Quinta said:

    You can distribute videos to many sites simultaneously using TubeMogul.com (not my website). This will save you time instead of manually uploading at each video hosting site.

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    SaltyDroid Reply:
    July 1st, 2009 at 12:34 am

    Thanks for the tip. I'm going to try that on the next one …

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    # 30 June 2009 at 2:05 pm
  • Bill said:

    Splendid – such a fine implementation of the Ken Burns Effect shouldn't be allowed to die!

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    # 30 June 2009 at 3:29 pm
  • Sex, Lies, and Google Video | The Salty Droid said:

    [...] :: Not-Doctor Kilstein filed a bogus copyright claim with YouTube and had this video removed {link}.  No probs!  Here it is again {WITHOUT the Docter/Doctor typo from the first version which [...]

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    # 30 June 2009 at 5:41 pm
  • Antidote 9218 said:

    I might add that anyone (Salty's permission) could replicate the video thus creating a veritable spawn of never-ending copies across the internet. So Kilstein, in doing this, has probably created a much more HUGE problem than he ever anticipated. And I'm guessing, he has a lot more people who despise him now. Here's hoping his internet crap selling operation goes south as soon and as fully as possible. Good riddance, Kilstein.

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    SaltyDroid Reply:
    July 1st, 2009 at 12:42 am

    Indeed! ::

    Download it with something like this :: http://keepvid.com/

    Then upload it into your own account … I will cheer.

    >> bleep {that's what my cheering sounds like}

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    # 1 July 2009 at 12:21 am
  • Kyle said:

    You can also just respond to the copyright complaint on youtube and they will put the original video back up.

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    # 2 July 2009 at 5:24 pm
  • » Tactic 7 :: The City of Gold said:

    [...] start sexually harassing people and making threats :: Answer some video chat invites :: File SIX false DMCA claims :: Presto!  It’s inevitable, it’s impossible for this not to silence the dirty [...]

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    # 16 September 2009 at 5:21 am
  • Velithaene said:

    “Oh No You Didn’t” is a genius song – instant addition to my playlist.

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    # 9 July 2010 at 3:59 am

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