The Stop Online Piracy Act is like the DMCA … except worser.
I’m against it.
I think it’s dumb.
I fart in its general direction.
I think it won’t help protect Intellectual Property {a worthy end}.
I’m so against it that I’m embedding the above Vimeo video that other thought leading thought leaders are fearlessly embedding {I haven’t actually watched it but I think that’s how these things are done}. It reminds me of the time I had a Vimeo account :: after I got banned from YouTube and I set …

Julian Assange has RasputinEyes™ :: it’s not a fucking compliment.
Grigori Rasputin is famous for nothing. He was a mystic :: or a healer :: or a prophet :: or a monk :: blah blah bullshit … he was a creepy fucking poser that made everything :: and everyone :: around him worse. The plague of sociopathic narcissists has been percolating for centuries. It’s always in the eyes.
Ms. Assange is the founder of WikiLeaks :: which like Rasputin :: isn’t quite exactly anything. But the magical power of self-proclamation that proved so effective against the …

I recently had a meeting with Iain McDonald about my new line of highly fashionable post-transgender pants.
Iain is the founder Amnesia Razorfish :: a digital advertising agency based in Sydney :: and a part of Razorfish … which wasn’t then was and now isn’t {say it fast} a part of Microsoft. Iain’s agency helps companies take their brands online or whatever blah blah blah.
He’s an Internet marketer. Funny right? Like an actual one!
See … for those of you not in the know … around here the term “Internet Marketer” has exactly jackshit to do …

David Schirmer :: blowhard conman :: has been in my blackbook of chubby scummy girlfriends since way back when. The first paragraph of my first post about Schirmer pretty much tells the whole story …

“He steals money.  He runs investment scams.  He runs self improvement scams.  He rapes handicapped koala bears.”

Smart.  Somebody around here is fucking smart {hint: not you!}.  Make sure to notice the adorable naiveté of early model Salty Droid …

I embed Schirmer’s The Secret appearance in the post … and then I mock it {surprise!}.  At that moment :: I …

As you probably didn’t notice :: The Droid’s old home on wordpress.com was recently taken down completely by a series of Not-Doctor Kilstein attacks. Ye Ol’ Home {as I’m going to call it never again} :: ranks 1st or 2nd for a Google search of Harlan Kilstein :: Harlan is desperate to do something about it. And by “something” :: of course I mean ineffectively dig himself deeper into a hole that he’ll NEVER get out of.
The Post is humiliating :: disastrous for his relationships with non-animals :: and it …

Remember when I first got banned from Twitter and I was all like :: {link}

“And I’m confident that I’ll be right back.  I love Twitter :: And it’s fucking FREE.  Spam is a complicated problem :: And so is rapid growth :: They’ll get it figured out.”

Well I was obviously wrong :: And I apologize to you.  Accuracy is important to me :: So I’d like to issue this correction. I, in fact, do not love Twitter.  They blow!  I’m banned for good. Any new account I set up gets …

Should I do what I’m about to do? Probably not :: but I’ve already paddled this rowboat into the ocean :: I might as well just drown.
Here is one of the DMCA claims filed by the representatives of Infomastery {aka Perry Belcher & Ryan Deiss} against The Salty Droid :: {click on the image below to download the full pdf}

If the sight of a Top 50 Law Firm’s letterhead makes you GASP for breath and rethink your world view :: Then you must have gone to law school.  You must …

Justice has demanded that I attain all DMCA claims filed against The Droid and publish them on this blog.  Seriously! :: Justice took the form of a masked baby kitten and started barking orders at me.  It kind of freaked me out :: So I’ve decided to comply.  Relax you silly kitty :: relax.
One of the super cool things about the DMCA is how none of the caving web companies will hand over the complaints that led to your no-process muzzling.
The Droid {taking the form of The Jason} :: I’d …

Ladies :: I’m back! {applause and swooning}
The Salty Droid :: Banned from Twitter {like a hero!}:: And now banned from Bluehost after two short :: take-down infested :: months {like a hero :: again!}. Two mighty bastions of “we don’t really give a shit about your right to speak” have fallen.  The false DMCA claims of tawdry, worthless, transparent, nobody scammers were just too much for their fragile little corporate hearts to bear.
GoodBye dehumanized corporate pigs :: Hello hippie nerds!
The Salty Droid’s humorous restatements of the obvious {and occasional KickAss …

I don’t really blame the scammers for filing false DMCA claims against me.  It’s an exploit that almost always works, so why not use it?  What are the chances that the crazy robot is a bored lawyer who is just itching to sue some idiot for exploiting the rules? 100% obviously.  Oops.  SaltyDroid v. Kilstein :: Could be a case, a comic book, or a wrestling match.  It’s got it all!
Also getting off free from blame, YouTube.  YouTube has the most reason to be touchy about copyright claims with billions …