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The Division of Labor

Author == SD 2 September 2009 14 Comments

half-and-half

Jason:  Hi, I’m Jason and I write this blog.

SaltyDroid: Err what?!? That’s the second time you’ve said that crap in my presence.  You don’t do shit :: I write this fucking blog :: You just sit on your fancy ass and watch!

Jason: It’s true, you have done the vast majority of the work to date.  I really appreciate it, and I think others do as well, your antics are quite humorous.

SD: Thanks for the vote of confidence cheese dick :: If I gave a rats gooey turd about what you thought it would really mean a lot.

Jason: Anyway, my point is from now on we will both write this blog.  The majority of the posts will still be by you Droid, but sometimes I may need to interject, so now I’m officially listed as an author as well.

SD: What the fuck do I need your help for? And why do you always have to say stupid shit like “interject?”

Jason:  You need my help because sometimes you are too crazy, and it hurts our cause.  Complex discussions about the vagaries of DMCA abuse, or about the specifics of Perry Belcher’s parole violations, should probably not contain an abundance of references to –

SD: Eye raping dragons?

Jason: Exactly! “Eye raping” references aren’t going to help us get EFF representation.  And honestly, I’m not really sure that’s an appropriate reference to make on any occasion.

SD:  That’s because you are a conformist pussy!

Jason: Perhaps.

SD: Is “perhaps” one of your oh-so-fucking essential interjections? :: Because I could have done without it.

Jason: Wow, you are so hard to like.

SD: Yeah :: I get that a lot.

Jason: Now when an important issue comes up which requires a more rigorous analysis, I’ll handle it.  Once the facts have been laid out succinctly, then you can be full up on crazy.  I think it will strike a nice balance.

SD:  Do you? :: pH balanced for women?

Jason: That doesn’t even make sense.

SD: So! :: BiteMe!

Jason: Just relax.  This new arrangement will actually be good for you. I know you hate when I’m forced to edit out some of your more insane statements.

SD: You don’t know shit :: And you’re Fuckin’ A right I hate it :: I need your pathetically vanilla rewrites like Perry Belcher needs a subscription to The Economist.

Jason: Well, now I won’t have to do that.

SD: So I can call Harlan Kilstein a ManBoy Homophobic Homo?

Jason: I suppose so … but “homo” is actually considered quite derogatory.  I know you are just joking around, but I think I’d prefer if you went with something less offensive that didn’t make reference to any groups who have suffered harsh and painful discrimination.

SD:  Down goes the tyranny of your fucking vanilla rewrites :: Long live the tyranny of your fucking vanilla rewrites.  My freedom lasted for five seconds.

Jason:  Okay.  You’re right.  Fire away crazy train.

SD: Woot! :: Hey Kilstein you useless D-Bag –> You’re a Fucking ManBoy Homophobic Homo!

Jason: Feel better?

SD: Not really :: >> bleep bleep

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14 Comments »

  • karinhiebert said:

    OMFG! ~ ROFLMAO! BOTH of You = My BFF!

    I knew about your P.T.S.D., from another post :: For someone who has been nothing but HONEST {especially with ME!} I'm quite surprised that we haven't learned about the M.P.D. sooner!

    Still peeing my pants laughing! Great read with my morning coffee!
    Now off to read another great blog ~ Seth Godin! http://budurl.com/a58u

    Another {NEW} favorite ~ http://budurl.com/jmk5 Mike Young Law

    p.s. love the color red on you ~ it goes so well with your eyes! ;-p

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    # 2 September 2009 at 12:58 pm
  • @IMSecretTips said:

    Are you sure Mike Young is a person you can trust?

    I just discovered that the anonymous poster of the Stompernet lawsuit was indeed Mike Young. And Mike Young denied this to me.

    Video showing the proof here: http://www.marketing-ideas.org/Stompernet-Exposed...

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    # 2 September 2009 at 2:02 pm
  • @IMSecretTips said:

    Wow… comments will not be moderated, but I guess you can delete 'em.

    You're busted — snapshot here: http://i28.tinypic.com/ajnyiq.png

    Looks like my next movie will make you a star "ProfitMoffatt".

    I am going to use EVERY barely legal move to bust you. You can quote me on that.

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    # 2 September 2009 at 2:39 pm
  • Mr. Smith said:

    When you're 25% right and 75% wrong, you simply look like an ass. Your biggest mistake was assuming a conspiracy and then trying to plug players into it with motives that fit the conspiracy.

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    # 2 September 2009 at 5:37 pm
  • @IMSecretTips said:

    I just got off the phone with Mike Young. He admitted to me being StompedNet. Strange that he pushed real hard to try and convince me that "SaltryDroid" was not Jason Moffatt. Interesting. Mike Young gets busted, yet his main mission was to convince me (over and over again) that Moffatt was SaltyDroid. It looks like Mike Young has been designated as the fall guy here. Those Jebbies sure do dig deception.

    I'm not into conspiracy theories, but the fact is there's one big HUGE coverup going on here.

    I thought SaltyDroid was trying to bust the Stompernet fraud wide open? Instead, my video (which is all facts by the way) get's z' chop. Quite telling.

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    # 2 September 2009 at 7:05 pm
  • karinhiebert said:

    Does Jason Moffat live in Chicago with his wife and dog? Is Jason Moffat a brilliant lawyer?

    From what I saw…Jason Moffat is a beer drinking sombrero wearing IM…

    Not that there is ANYTHING wrong with BEER or Sombreros! ;-)

    MY BFF is telling the truth…he is not an IM…Never was, or will be…

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    # 2 September 2009 at 7:59 pm
  • SaltyDroid (author) said:

    Calm down Junior ::

    Your comment went into the spam folder :: That's why the Javascript highlighting was green instead of yellow. I unspammed it … but sometimes IntenseDebate and the WordPress spam filter don't play nice together.

    As to the rest of your rant … I'm not sure what you're talking about. What the hell do I care who posted that lawsuit?? I thought it was awesome. The important thing is who FILED the suit :: Not who posted it. If it was Mike :: then he is twice my hero.

    If I'm Jason Moffatt :: then I've been doing an impeccable job sounding like an idiot for all these years.

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    # 2 September 2009 at 8:42 pm
  • NoSecretTips said:

    "I'm not into conspiracy theories, but the fact is there's one big HUGE coverup going on here.
    "

    If you're not into conspiracy theories, you should be.

    From what I heard, Jason Moffat was on the grassy knoll. shhh…it's a secret.

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    # 2 September 2009 at 9:59 pm
  • SaltyDroid (author) said:

    Remember when Mike Young forced you against your will to have the numbers :: 4 8 15 16 23 42 :: tattooed to your left inner thigh?

    Of course you don't :: Because he also erased your memory.

    Think about it.

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    # 3 September 2009 at 3:31 am
  • Rorschach said:

    The designated internet room must have gone unsupervised today at the silly sanitarium. Of course, this is obviously just someone’s lame-o attempt at diversion from the matters at hand (busting scammers). Point score: FAIL. Next time, try something more appropriate, like throwing yourself upon the mercy of the court and letting the prosecutors know you “only have 5 seats remaining,” so they’d better convict quick.

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    # 2 September 2009 at 10:24 pm
  • SaltyDroid (author) said:

    how you like me now??

    Found it and pulled it from conflict-of-plugins purgatory! Nerd hero am I.

    btw: I appreciated some of your comments on blakes forum about the "delphi technique" :: they do group up on messages boards and attempt to obscure the truth :: Please notice that they can't do that shit here … and NOT because I delete comments. I'm just too BadAss.

    Please send your humble apology by snail mail :: I'm old fashioned like that.

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    # 3 September 2009 at 5:20 am
  • Mike Young said:

    The Consortium Conspiracy.

    Revealed here for Markus Allen aka 2b1ask1 (clueless on what that's about) aka IMSecretTips aka MarketingJunkie

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    # 3 September 2009 at 2:44 am
  • @KarinHiebert said:

    Yes, I do believe Mike Young is a person I can trust…(he is one of the few people online that I DO trust!)

    and "IF" I would ever need advice or an internet lawyer, HE would be the man I would turn to…(of course we all know "salty" is my main man)

    Mike Young would be my back up…
    see… I DID my homework LONG AGO on Mike, when I too, was one of the many people investigating into "Who is THE Salty Droid?"

    Mike WAS a possibility…I knew he wasn't salty when the ages DIDN'T match up…
    Droid {Jason} has been HONEST from day one…that I could count on!

    When I found Mike Young back then, I made a mental note that should I need to know more about "internet law" OR "IF" I needed representation… HE would be the ONE for ME! Love the guy!

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    # 3 September 2009 at 12:25 pm
  • @KarinHiebert said:

    Karin Hiebert into conspiracy as well? Old vid~ Notice references to Freemasons? yikes! The all seeing eye!

    [youtube L1njCp0LMgc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1njCp0LMgc youtube]

    geez, another video shows Karin taking her grandson to The Masonic Temple!

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    # 3 September 2009 at 12:45 pm

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