Probing Perry’s Probation
The legal paperwork pertaining to Perry Evil Jowls Belcher’s 2008 conviction for fraud and computer crimes has recently become available {link}. The Droid has swallowed these documents … and now regurgitates the details back into your puny little beaks in a pre-chewed form which even the stupidest baby birds should be able to digest.
Perry Belcher is not a “marketer” :: He is a fraud and a ConMan. His success on the Internet was not due his marketing prowess :: But stemmed rather from his heartless willingness to tell BOLD FACE lies to the sick, suffering, and poor.
On September 29, 2008 :: Less than one year ago :: Perry pleaded guilty :: Forfeited most of his assets :: And was given 10 years probation. Give the obviousness {and laziness} of his fraud, the protracted period over which it occurred, and the vulnerability of the population which he was exploiting … it must be said that this is a SENSATIONALLY good deal. If American law didn’t allow white collar criminals to use the spoils of their crimes to pay for legal representation :: Belcher would be tweeting tonight from prison. But that isn’t how our system works.
The statement of guilt ::
“Perry Belcher, pursuant to a continuous scheme, knowingly created web sites and published purported research by health care professionals, alleging to treat symptoms of disease or provide relief from medical conditions, when, in fact, the research and health care professionals were works of fiction, created by himself or others in his employ, to solicit orders from consumers for homeopathic remedies and electronic books, in an amount more than sixty thousands dollars ($60,000), in violation of T.C.A. 39-14-602, against the peace and dignity of the State of Tennessee.”
Sounds like what I’ve been saying {and he’s been denying} for the last seven months.
Perry gives up all of his {stolen} assets {most of which are lame and will be mocked at a later time} and agrees to 10 years of probation. In addition to the standard probation terms :: Perry agrees to three pages of special terms. He doesn’t mind agreeing to the special terms :: Because he has no intention of following them.
Perry must report the following on a annual or quarterly basis ::
a) Names of any businesses he owns or has an interest in.
b) Names of any websites he owns, operates, or works on pursuant to his employment.
c) The names, business names, and website names of any affiliates doing business with him.
d) The names of any business or individuals with whom Señor Plenty Neck is consulting … and the name of their websites.
Internet Marketing is an affiliate based business. If you don’t get other people to help you sell your crap :: Then you aren’t going to sell any crap. If Perry is correctly reporting his associations :: Then every prominent member of the Internet Marketing world has been reported to law enforcement over the last year. Be sure to send Perry a thank you note.
And now to the good stuff –> The Terms and Prohibitions ::
“Agree to abstain from false or misleading marketing or sales tactics.”
Wow! That sentence really was in there. I’ve previously reported this tidbit :: but was somewhat skeptical of it’s actual existence considering the brazenness with which Perry seems to violate it. Notice that he’s not barred from “fraudulent” sales :: Or against making “misrepresentations” {like normal citizens are} :: Perry can be jailed just for “misleading tactics.” That is a very low bar indeed. ALL of Belcher’s current products rely primarily on false or misleading tactics. If you can be jailed just for being “misleading” :: A career in Internet Marketing is not possible.
Take Perry’s current $3,000 product as an example. The product has been marketed and sold based on Perry’s claim to be making $1 per Twitter follower per month. That’s $1.2 million per year just from Twitter. That is impossible. Not unlikely, or improbable … it’s impossible. Evil Jowls may make that much money this year {although I doubt it} :: but it won’t be because of Twitter :: and you won’t be able to replicate it by following the BullShit advice he sells you in that program.
“Agree to abstain from publishing articles, books, web logs (blogs) or web sites under any pen name or alias.”
Oops! Perry is already in violation of this condition as well :: http://www.icecreamsecrets.com/ :: On this scam site he never gives his actual name :: Instead calling himself Perry “The Ice Cream Guy” :: And here is the photo of the “book” this website purports to sell ::
The author is listed as Perry Marks! Like I said … ooops.
“Agree to abstain from consulting with any company in the marketing or sale of any media, including electronic books, that promise to improve diet or health, alleviate symptoms of any illness or injury or treat any disease.”
Perry is completely barred by various provisions from having any contact whatsoever with the health business. Yet NONE of his info products contain a disclaimer about his inability to service this kind of business. If any purchasers of the Social Media Money System {or any other Belcher program which includes “coaching” services} are in the health business {probably at least 10% of them} :: Then Belcher is in violation.
Additionally, as I reported last week {link} :: Touchstone Publishing {the company that Belcher ostensibly works for} owns several business in the diet/health niche. Here’s one now {link} :: Oops!
“Agree to abstain from coaching training or providing educational programs to any person or entities that engage in false or misleading marketing or sales tactics.”
ALL of Belcher’s “speaking” engagements this year were in violation of this provision. Only entities that engage in false or misleading tactics would hire a freshly convicted computer fraudster to speak to audience of paying customers.
“Mr. Belcher must also abstain from coaching, training or providing educational programs that encourage other to engage in false or misleading sales tactics. If Mr. Belcher engages in these activities and later discovers that the person or business is engaging in false or misleading marketing or sales tactics, he must report the false or misleading activities to his probation officer and cooperate with law enforcement to curtail or eliminate those activities.”
This is my fav! If you have purchased a product from Perry Belcher this year that contains a coaching element :: and you participate in “false or misleading activities” {which is most of you} :: then Perry is obligated by law to RAT YOU OUT!! Did he tell you that before you paid $3,000 dollars to get into his “Mastermind” coaching program?
The question on the minds of Internet Marketers today should not be :: “Is Perry Belcher going to go down for violating the terms of his parole?” He is :: MOST CERTAINLY.
The big question is this :: Is he going to take you down with him?
Maybe you should start thinking about asking for a refund :: Not for the money :: But for the sake of your freedom.
>> bleep {I tried to warn you} bloop
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Perry tweets this link to clear the air about what really happened which contains a link to Scribd showing 6 pages of the 12 page document outlining the Perry Belcher probation. The excluded pages (from his "WHOLE story of honesty") omit the section detailing his fictional research and health care professionals. I like to hear everyone's voice, but when he states in his post he "hired medical association presidents as consultants"…. something just doesn't add up to his own credibility, especially after the 6 page omission (perhaps he didn't have the first 6??).
I think in fairness to his own clients (past/present/future) he owes them a more detailed "rest of the story" – at least a little better than "dietary supplement regulations are rigid". At a live event early this year he stated he didn't have all the right paperwork on file. But if he really was FDA licensed, it doesn't make sense to be a victim of the "pharmaceutical machine crushing you".
It would be interesting to hear from his former dietary supplement customers.
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Perry is all about excuses and blaming "the system," or "the man," but he never publicly says, "I admit it, I was a scamming crook." (Although he admitted it in court!) He's never accepted full responsibility, and his b.s. "come clean" videos are all spin. That is NOT what you hear from a "reformed" criminal, which indicates that he is far from reformed.
Fact is, he was a blatant, lying, unremorseful CROOK. He used the most outrageous LIES and fraud to sell his scam products. No, it wasn't a "slip up," or a "mistake," or "overenthusiasm" on his part. He MADE UP scores of false statistics, claims, and more, just to sell product to the desperate. He KNEW exactly what he was doing. The ONLY reason he stopped was because he got CAUGHT. He would have kept on doing it otherwise.
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Belcher simply has no conscience, no moral compass, and is no different today than he was a year ago. He should be in prison, along with some of the people he associates with. Maybe he soon will be.
Don't be surprised if the feds aren't watching him like a hawk right now, patiently waiting, and using him to help smoke out all the other bad seeds out there for a big bust coming down the pike.
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What I find really frightening about Belcher is that some of the decent qualified "good guys" in this industry (whom I will now refer to as "former good guys" ) have actually joined his bandwagon. For example, I've received several emails from Jon Keel at ImprovedResults.com, who was one of the first PPC teachers and who spoke at one of the first System Seminars that Ken McCarthy put on years ago, promoting Belcher and his program. Keel actually had the gaul to write an email to his list detailing his "great opportunity" to travel all the way from Cincinnati, OH to Austin to attend the Belcher/Deiss event writing…"I had the opportunity, and yes I consider it an opportunity, to travel to
Austin this past weekend to be with my friends and fellow-mastermind
members, Perry Belcher and Ryan Deiss, while they presented (over 30 hours
worth as I counted it) their "Traffic and Conversion Summit." I unsubcribed quickly from his list! I think he's getting too old and senile to be in this industry.
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These comments about Belcher were found on a Twitter search: Funny tweet about Belcher that goes to a Craigs list ad for free manure! : AnneMichelsen: Check this out: Free crap (compliments of Perry Belcher) http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/mad/12752346...
2 days ago from web
Whoever this lady is, she has it right!
Another tweet from Jon Keel to Belcher: @PerryBelcher – got a quick ? for you; a new client who we want to establish a personality for as part of their campaign; got time to talk 1:35 PM Aug 29th from Power Twitter in reply to PerryBelcher
Belcher's reply: @JonKeel sure Jon I'll dm my # 3:52 PM Aug 29th from Tweetie in reply to JonKeel
I bet this guy's new clients wouldn't be too happy to know that their biz consultant that they've hired is actually taking advice from convicted felon Belcher.
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Perry Belcher doesn't seem like the most reliable source to turn to for consulting services, unless the client is trying to "break into" the felon demographic.
Looks like Belcher will take it from wherever he can get it at this point. Maybe he realizes he has a limited amount of time to accumulate some last minute spending money for the prison commissary. 10 years is a long time to not have access to Twinkies.
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That lame "denial as a confession" post went up in July :: But the attached documents didn't go up until this weekend after they appeared here. And he just adds them to the post as though they were always there … that's a low blow to commenters. Most of them are Kool-Aid drinking knuckle heads … but still … you'd think at least 10% of them would have had a different reaction if they'd seen the actual docs. {better make that 3% to be safe}.
As if the PharmaMachine {which I don't doubt exists} ever gave two shits about fat two bit bastard Perry Belcher. They love snake-oil selling ConMen … it helps them denigrate real homeopathic companies as frauds … which is not at all fair.
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Good point RogerDodger :: I keep expecting a call from the FBI telling me to STFU because I'm ruining the big case.
Note to FBI :: I will shut up if you want … I don't want to ruin the case … call me!
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The only reason to promote Belcher … is greed. There are so many things and ideas to talk about … why latch on to this fat lying cow? Greed … greed … greed.
And greed ISN'T good … okay dipships? Capitalism is the least worst system … but greed is one of it's flaws … one of the recognized downsides that needs to be kept in check. The next D-bag I hear quoting Gordon Gecko is going to get choked.
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Free Turds! Sign me up …
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No kidding that Belcher doesn't seem like the best guy to take advice from. Whoever this poor client of Jon Keel's is probably has no idea what internet marketing is about and poor research skills if he's hiring this Jon to help. Thus the client will have no idea that a convicted con man felon who's currently on probation for 10 yrs is providing advice to the "consultant" he's hired. What a waste of money.
Keel actually used to teach at university level at Xavier University in Cincinnati and has an mba of all things. Why an educated person with local success would want to taint his reputation by aligning himself with an embarrassment to the industry like Belcher is beyond me. GREED is the only explanation.
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The only reason to promote Belcher … is greed. There are so many things and ideas to talk about … why latch on to this fat lying cow? Greed … greed … greed.
And greed ISN'T good … okay dipshits? Capitalism is the least worst system … but greed is one of it's flaws … one of the recognized downsides that needs to be kept in check. The next D-bag I hear quoting Gordon Gecko is going to get choked.
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