Anticipation of Twitter Diarrhea
Perry Belcher’s Social Media Money System SOLD OUT!! Or at least that’s what Evil Jowls said all over his sales materials. Sold Out! :: In Seconds! :: If your computer was not capable of stopping time :: Then you were probably too late. And btw :: loser :: if you would have just “tried harder” and “never stopped believing … even more” :: then maybe you’d already have the time stopping laptop. Think about it.
The big payoff of the MasterMind level fleecing {$3000!} is Perry tweeting about your shit to his turd list :: Presumably shit that Perry has just “Done-for-You” that has {also presumably} already changed your life in more ways than you ever dreamed possible … back when you just had dreams instead of real realities.
I’m no Social Media expert {getting banned from all of them was my first clue} :: But that seems like a horrible idea. 250 spots SOLD OUT in nanoseconds :: That means Perry needs to Tweet 2500 links to other peoples spammy content that he’s hastily patched together in some CookieCutter fashion {presumably}. If there is anyone left on Twitter that doesn’t hate him :: 2500 spam tweets over 6 weeks will do the trick.
Of course :: The Droid fucking loves this idea! Let’s see all the bubbling entrepreneurial enterprises that Perry is crafting with his very own fat fingers and the things he “knows between his ears.” Amen.
{inspectification in progress} :: Perry Belcher on Twitter :: {inspection complete :: eyes burning}
Well now that’s curious :: I don’t see 2500 tweets to OPC {Other People’s Content}. Curiouser {and bordering on curiousest} :: I don’t see ANY tweets to OPC! None! Nada! ZeroTown!
It was a busy 6 weeks for Perry and the SMMS scholastic spectacular. One 1 hour 1-on-1 {no tongue} per SOLD OUT student meant 41 hours a week of consultation for Perry’s meaty lips and absent mind. He must have got a few tweets behind {approximately 2500}.
He wouldn’t offer something :: Put it in ALL RED :: and then not deliver at all … would he? Not our Perry :: Loving ConMan and Felon to all. Or wait … maybe he would …
Well he wouldn’t lie about being SOLD OUT :: And try to create an illusion of scarcity that didn’t actually exist … would he? His ability to “move product” via Social Media is the primary thing he’s selling :: So a lie like that would be a clear violation of his probation terms :: And that would be pretty stupid … not even Perry Belcher would dare be so brazen. Or wait … maybe he would …
Never has the world waited with such feverish anticipation for a ShitStorm of Spammy Tweets :: 2500 tweets to prebuilt :: optimized :: custom background having {oo la la} content … or the Peace and Dignity of the State of Tennessee has been breached once a-fucking-gain!
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Jason…
Anounced today 14th September 2009…
Mr B is opening the doors again! 2500 tweets now on the increase as of Sep 17 and I quote…
"I have some GOOD news for you.
The first class of Social Media Money System
students are finishing up their training, so we're
opening enrollment to a new round of students this
Thursday, September 17th at 12:00pm EST:
http://socialmediamoneysystem.com/
Attention: Space is Going to be even More Limited this time…
We're only opening 50 Mentor spots this time
compared to 250 last time so there's a really good chance
all 50 spots will be gone quickly.
Last time we sold out the 250 Mentor spots in just two days.
**Not to mention we gave the people on the waiting list
a little head start so there are already a good number
of the spots filled (it pays to be on the waiting list :o)
So if you want make sure you get in when officially launch
this Thursday at 12:00pm EST, be ready to take action and
show up early at the following page and start hitting the
refresh button:
http://socialmediamoneysystem.com/
See you this Thursday at NOON EST,
Perry Belcher
P.S. Get ready because Social Media Money System is
re-opening this Thursday at 12:00PM EST, and you don't want
to miss it this time…
In the near future Social Media marketing revenues will Far
Surpass all other online marketing by 10x to 20x Times…easy:
http://socialmediamoneysystem.com/ " {VERBATIM}
Bleep :: Retirement Bloop
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It also may just be price positioning. Simply offering a "premium" package can make the standard stuff look more like a "deal," whereas it might appear overpriced just by itself. Besides, who could imagine Perry wanting to do anything that takes any of his personal time or effort? Perry's concept of servicing customers seems to be along the lines of hooking them up with a giant vending machine where he doesn't have to do squat except empty the money box. If that's worth $3000 to someone, they should consider giving the money to a psychologist instead. At least they'd get some real personal attention and an occasional nod.
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Here's an idea. Let's all chip in and buy the Droid one of those high level "slots." Then Perry can help get THIS blog some of that "extra" attention. Can you just imagine the tweets to his spam list? "Hey folks, here's proof I suck. Check this out!" Now, wouldn't that just cause all the ben counters to stand on their heads?
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I guess he retires in the same way Brett Favre retires …
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You forgot "<– please RT" :: I paid top dollar for this promotional … I want the full treatment.
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Hey, I've read a few of the posts on this blog. Very entertaining salty.
But one of the things I've noticed is that the top commentators on this blog all have a SUSPICIOUSLY SIMILAR STYLE OF WRITING.
Seriously. Check out the writing of the posts, then the comments by "stealth stinger", "@KarinHiebert" and probably some others.
You use the same marks in all your writing. Marks that I don't see anybody else use. {These} and :: and lots … of … these…
And for every commenter who writes like you, they seem to leave very detailed replies. They CARE too much about adding to the case against whoever you're talking about.
Weird.
Salty, for someone who is supposedly so against deception, why do you pretend to be several different people? (I'm guessing you're really Karin Hiebert in disguise.)
Maybe I'm right. Maybe I'm wrong. But what really seems evident, and should be to anyone reading this blog, is that it's not so much scammers in general that you hate, but this Perry Belcher guy. Yeah, maybe he's a criminal, but there are hundreds of other criminals out there that you could be attacking. There are hundreds internet marketers doing exactly what he's doing. There are thousands of murderers and other scum that deserve a bashing far more than Perry Belcher. But still you go after him and whoever's around him.
So what is your hidden motivation? Nobody starts a blog and updates it this frequently without being burnt really bad.
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You are wrong :: On all counts :: Sorry.
As I've stated at least 5 times before … NONE of the commenters are me. I'm writing enough … it's hard … I don't have the creative energy to also write all the comments … some of which are damn good.
I notice other people using my writing style too … and I consider it a compliment … but there is only one me on this blog … and it's me. Some people comment under multiple names … which I allow because the option of anonymity is important given the inflammatory nature of the subject matter.
Perry is my current focus … and I hear what you're saying … it really does look like some sort of vendetta. But it isn't. I'm going to take Perry all the way down as object lesson in ignoring my attention. Take one down … change the behavior pattern of ten. Take ten down … change the pattern of one hundred. etc.
On the tree of Taking Down Scammers :: Perry Belcher is the low hanging fruit … and much like these Internet Marketers … deep deep down … I'm totally lazy.
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Interesting…but I'm a REAL person and know NOTHING about Salty Droid. He is NOT me. I believe Karin to be a real person and googled her and found info out there. I just prefer not to use my real name due the subject matter. Further, I'm the one who did the research on Perry's education lies a few posts back. ____Why do I comment on this blog? Well, being the industry, it's the outrageousness of what some of these guys are doing, and not just Belcher. ____BUT…let's turn it around to the positive for a minute. There are some really good guys out there in the IM industry who provide excellent training and value for the money and they aren't out to scam anyone. One launch currently running is by Steve Clayton and Tim Godfrey for Commission Blueprint 2.0 and they deliver quality information and support at a very fair price. Other good guys who come to mind are Jeremy Palmer of Black Ink Project training and Gauher Chaudhry for ppc and cpa offers.____How did Perry get on anyone's radar? One bad product of his from long ago and the emails continue from him and his cronies. OUTRAGEOUS stuff that gives the industry its well deserved bad name.
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I wonder what Perry's brilliant "offline" business idea is that he has alluded to. Maybe he is going back to selling hot dogs (or trying to, for the very first time). Or maybe he will end up working in the kitchen prepping wieners in the "big house," from the bottom up. Will his buns meet all their expectations? And, will Perry go for the hard sell, and will his (non-virtual) shopping cart accept Pruno?
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Thanks for your reply. Maybe you're telling the truth.
I have a tendency of seeing patterns. And when I do, these catch my curiosity to no end.
Like when the comment by stealth stinger above ends with: "{VERBATIM} Bleep :: Retirement Bloop".
And all the posts have the odd tendency to have {curly brackets} and these :: AND one of the categories on this blog is "bleep bloop".
You understand that when I see these type of similarities I get curious then suspicious and end up posting a comment?
Of course not everyone posting comments is salty or karin or whoever you are.
But that's not the real issue here. It's if these guys are scammers or not.
I can tell you, in my honest opinion, that Ryan Deiss is not a scammer. I've purchased some of his material before and he knows what he's talking about. I regained my investment within a couple weeks. He's a great marketer, and unlike most he also practices what he preaches, owning two huge membership websites outside of "make money". Your post with the devil face did nothing but to confirm that everything he claims is completely true. Maybe you just don't like him because he's associated to Perry Belcher?
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Oh, one more thing. I don't agree with your idea to fix prices at $75. That follows the same logic as communism.
One of the biggest reasons why people get into information marketing is because the cost to manufacture it has no relation to what people will pay. If the information honestly delivers on the biggest result it promises, then whoever is selling it has the right to charge people whatever they will pay for it.
If the information doesn't deliver on the promised result, then that's scamming.
Most internet marketers (Ryan Deiss incl.) offer a full money-back guarantee. That's a more than fair deal. In a situation like this, scamming isn't possible because the product honestly has to be valuable or the seller won't make a profit from selling it.
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Cryptic :: and Poetic.
10 pts!
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I don't agree with my idea about $75 either. Some jackass {me in this case} can't just arbitrarily fix prices for everyone based on nothing. That stupid remark was just for Perry.
However … you can't set your prices too far above production costs … or you will be undercut by a competitor … especially if you are in a business with low barriers to entry {ie everything on the web}. How are such stratospheric prices maintained? If you can't see a clear answer to that question … then don't buy anything.
If you are going to claim that Ryan's techniques helped you :: then please link to your site. I've linked to plenty of sites to make my argument that he's a bowl of festering rot.
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Hey DKK,
you know how sometimes best friends start talking, or begin to sound like each other?
This is one of those cases…
we have covered this in comments on other posts…
the @karinhiebert possibility of being the "Droid" has all been exposed via other posts…
Even Private Investigators have already ruled me out. ; )
I will take your comment as a huge compliment…
if I could be nearly as good at writing posts as Salty is I would probably be over posting more often at my own blogs…
http://www.truthandliesexposed.com
not nearly as well written..edited or :: hilarious sarcastic humor!
…this is kind of like a pause when you are speaking…
…for me anyway…
all the best to you!
~Karin Hiebert
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I too, am a REAL person…I do know this; Salty Droid…{Jason} is exactly who he says he is in his bio…
There is one thing for sure that I know, with 100% clarity…and that is that Salty Droid is one of the most honest people I have ever known…
that my friend is :: The Truth
bleep, bloop and blip
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Welcome to the blog DKK and I am not our Salty.
Just for shits 'n' giggles I will tell you how I discovered him… (pardon the dots) :-)
I set up a twitter feed so that when a message went out anywhere on Twitter that had "@perrybelcher" in it I would get a message… as I too was watching the antics!
This is due to the nature of how Belcher arrived on the scene and worked his way through it… I will say no more on that. However, I do have some inside info and I always like to validate myself, so I understand you personally being skeptical BTW
Not long after I set up this feed, a certain "@saltydroid" was popping up on my screen as this was when battle commenced… and I simply watched, because YES… salty could have been a PR stunt!
So I kept vigil… then I kept vigil some more
And once I was happy to do so… I made contact… and here I am!
Simple as that really… not very exciting I know but that's the truth.
I do write in my own writing style would you believe, and if you think its very similar to Salties then I too take that as a compliment due to the fact that Salty IS a damned good writer and extremely intelectual, and articulate… FAR more than I.
Hope you stick around DKK… have a great Bleep :: Bloopin' day :-)
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That problem of competition is specifically why I like to learn about direct marketing. The best answer I can give you is that…a huge part of good marketing is making yourself so totally different than everyone else that the customer will buy from you and only you.
When you're selling info like "How to make a blog popular" for example, it's different than selling a sparkplug, or other commodities. People will buy the cheapest sparkplug, but they will only do it if there is no perceived difference between all the different sparkplugs.
So if everything looks the same, they'll buy the cheapest.
But if you can make them see a difference through marketing, then you will sell more. For example, a sparkplug that lasts twice as long as all the others is worth up to double the price, at least in the minds of some customers. They will buy it even though it costs more because it's perceived to be a better deal. In this case, the difference is real, but it doesn't have to be. That's where marketing comes in.
As for my own websites…they really aren't all that special. Seriously. I've only just started getting into internet marketing a few months ago. I know what I'm talking about because I've caught on fast, but there are tons of other, better, more experienced marketers out there.
But here's what I do:
I build an email newsletter list of people interested in the topic of what I'm selling. Mostly I use adwords. Then I give them free content over time to gain their trust. What I'm going for is for them to have a moment where they have this thought: "Wow, if this is what this guy is giving away for free, imagine how good the stuff he's selling must be!" In the emails I link to the sales page of my product and people buy.
It's the same basic process most successful internet marketers out there use. All you have to do is search for a highly competitive market (dating, weight loss, etc), put an email into several of the websites that look like they know what they're doing, see what the marketers do, and you'll learn a lot.
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Oh, and I offer a 365 day unconditional money-back guarantee. The number of refunds that have been requested? Zero.
It helps if you legitimately know more useful information about what you're doing than 99% of people out there and know how to structure it the right way.
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Not sure how I feel about these comments…
kinda makes me feel "icky" inside…
like spam does…
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I don't know about others, but I was taught from small on that nobody gives away anything for free. There's always some hope for revenue.
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Right on The Money … Froylein…
Thanks for your compliment an support the other post…
appreciate it…
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That's a description :: Not a link.
The personal branding method which you describe won't allow for $1000+ prices for products which aren't truly unique … but which are just "hyped" as you describe. Something more sinister is required for prices like that.
Refund policies :: and refund rates :: are moot. People are conformist sheep … if you make them feel stupid enough up front … most will never ask for a refund. That's just more evidence of exploitation.
Link :: or be silent.
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"More evidence of exploitation."
"Nobody gives anything for free." (froylein)
So any business that asks people to pay money is exploiting them because it is selling something that they want to buy, and thus, the people will be helpless but to buy it?
And giving them a guarantee of their money back if they are not satisfied (as opposed to taking their money and running) is just more exploitation?
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That's a foolish restatement of unfoolish words … and is also NOT a link.
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A money back guarantee is not necessarily a sign of exploitation, but on the other hand – lack of returns certainly isn't an indicator of a quality product.
I'm sure you've heard the stories of 100's of DVDs being mailed out that were mistakenly blank and only a handful of people returned them.
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Re: refund policies and making people feel stupid enough…
I agree there are retention strategies that play on people's insecurities. However, by far the biggest issue is the one I mention below (in response to DKK) – the fact that most purchasers of info-products never even take it off the shelf. So whether the product is good or bad most people will never know.
That's why I believe biz related info-products should only be purchased by someone already in business and the information should be immediately testable in an area already pre-defined before purchase. Highly unlikely to happen though.
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Look at the latest news – Belcher’s buddy, Harlan Kilstein, another Droid favourite here, wants to be my mentor and he’s got a 7 FIGURE business now! Hurry, doors opens tomorrow. Here’s the email –
Harlan Kilstein (Tactic7@gmail.com)
It was just a few years ago that I was clueless online.
Not just a little clueless. Totally clueless.
Like the time I purchased my first domain name. I bought it and hurried to the computer and typed it in.
Nothing.
I called the company that sold me the domain name.
Where’s my website?
(Can you tell my face is red?)
They told me I had to buy hosting. I thought it was a scam.
I never bought the hosting and never put up the website.
Fast forward.
I have dozens of domain names and two dedicated servers.
I also have a 7 figure Internet business.
And I did it by failing.
I failed to understand what the Internet was all about.
I failed to understand how important it was to be myself online and share about the things that were important to me.
I failed to understand that I could use my NLP skills to help people overcome the obstacles in their lives.
And I learned my gift for teaching (my doctorate is in education) could be used online.
And as I began to understand, I began to help others grow their businesses at a very rapid rate.
I’ve worked with people who were new to the online world who needed hand holding to people who live and breathe on the Internet.
I’ve also worked in the offline world as well. Getting my start with newspaper, radio, magazines, and television and seeing the effect on a growing business.
You could say I failed my way to seven figures.
But now, I’ve marked out a path.
You won’t have to fail. Because I’ll be your guide.
Tomorrow, I’m opening the doors to my mentoring program.
But the bad news is, a few people have already asked me for spots.
So I urge you to watch your email box tomorrow morning around 9 AM Eastern time.
And then, watch the video and read the details to find out if you qualify.
I’d like to be your river guide to the city of gold.
Will you join me?
Peace.
Harlan
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stealth stinger Reply:
September 16th, 2009 at 9:12 am
Hey IMarketer… nice to see you in the house :-)
Salty has been watchful of this for a while now, we have had a chat via email about it.
Just for the record and to reveal the true sickliness of Kilstein…. i'll point you in the direction of this… so you can see EXACTLY who will be making "MEEEELIONS OV DAAAALARS" from "tactic7" (notice the NLP there?) :-)
WARNING: if anyone has a list of any description… do not punish them with this shit… they will despise you FOREVER…
DOUBLE WARNING: Have a large bucket handy!
Cue the sickly one…. http://www.tactic7insidersecrets.com/jvsignup/
BLEEP :: BARF
Peace
JJ
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As I recall Harlan is a big friend of Maria Andros and Belcher. I should’ve written the “super stupid Maria Andros” to quote an old Droid post since that depicts her most accurately.
Which social media program is the best – Perry’s or Super Stupid Maria’s? How do they compare?
Why is Belcher’s shorter than Maria’s since he’s already “graduated” his first class and doors are open again? Does it take Super Stupid Maria longer to teach her class becauses she’s stupid or does she offer more training and value for a longer class?
Will Harlan’s mentoring program include social media and how does it compare?
Salty Droid, I think you ought to investigate these issues and provide a comparision of all three for your readers and as a public service announcement. Issue an invitation to all three to answer a list of questions and publish. See if any of the three can offer a success story with website details from their latest training. Not some Bs like Pam Brossman and “I manifested 750k” because Maria taught me how to make a vision board crap etc.
Belcher completed his first training session and is opening doors for the next one. Where are the results and success stories from it? Invite him back here to comment with REAL results and REAL people and REAL websites.
I’ll bet not ONE of these three will respond to this or offer any success story that can be verified.
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SaltyDroid Reply:
September 16th, 2009 at 9:23 pm
Best … three-way … EVER!
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Agreed :: A guarantee by itself is not indicative of exploitation or quality.
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I love that idea … but I don't think any of the current $1000+ info products could stand up to the test.
My hunch :: only 10% of people who pay for a scammy info products with their credit card would consider asking for a refund. But 95% of people paying from QuickBooks would consider requesting a refund.
Scamming businesses is not nearly as rude as scamming poor people.
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DKK,
Fortunately, this is not the place for your marketing insights.
It’s common knowledge that “marketers” are not very popular with the “masses.”
Regardless of the fact that you MUST sell YOURSELF in EVERY aspect of your life, and that we are all MARKETING OURSELVES ALL THE TIME…
If you seemingly “do it for the money,” then some people will consider you a bad person.
No harm, no foul.
Listen DKK, if you read this message, contact me.
I like the way you think. Maybe we could chat.
Marc
P.S. I dig the Salty Droid, and what he stands for, so don’t hate. Or, actually, you know what? Have at it. I can’t stop you anyway. I’m not going to stop doing what I do for you, and I shouldn’t expect anyone else to either.
P.P.S. Once again Jason, great job in taking out Jowls. Very well done. It wasn’t “classy” but, it did the trick.
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