Tactic 7 :: The City of Gold
Not-Doctor Kilstein :: To know him … is to have a yucky feeling deep down inside :: in that spot you thought only God and Tolstoy knew about.
The disgusting wretch of a “man” is launching his new Frauduct today :: Maybe :: His “big day” has been postponed multiple times due to widespread fear and loathing. Many say he’s a witch :: But that’s probably just a rumor started by elves to make the witches look bad. It worked :: Polls show witches trending downward.
From Not-Doctor Doofstein’s launch-eve email ::
“Fast forward.
I have dozens of domain names and two dedicated servers.
I also have a 7 figure Internet business.And I learned my gift for teaching (my doctorate is in education) could be used online.
And as I began to understand, I began to help others grow their businesses at a very rapid rate.
I’ve also worked in the offline world as well. Getting my start with newspaper, radio, magazines, and television and seeing the effect on a growing business.I’d like to be your river guide to the city of gold.
Will you join me?Peace.
Harlan”
Go ahead and vomit :: I’ll wait for you to get back.
Quoting from the video on the Tactic 7 squeeze page {which you can access by :: clicking here :: and then clicking on the Google Ad so he has to pay for it … fun! Or by :: clicking here :: if you don’t care about fun}
{nasal and mopey plus aggression :: pausing for chronic indigestion :: heavy undertones of freakish evil} “If you follow these seven steps, it’s inevitable, it’s impossible for you not to grow a seven figure business … here’s proof.”
Warning :: proof not to follow.
Ladies :: hear my words … and brace yourself for a shock :: It is possible that you won’t build a seven figure business. I hope I don’t get sued for taking such a bold position :: But my dog told me to do it.
So what are the “seven steps to seven figures” that no one is talking about? Not a good question. It has something to do with Kilstein :: so it’s best to just look away.
Let us rely instead upon conjecture and extrapolation ::
1. Be gross. Don’t keep yourself or your body in good condition. Try to always look like a perv-o who just took a shower in someone else’s sweat.
2. Sell products so stupid that you might actually get a few people willing to pay $100 just for the irony {Finger Healing :: One of this years hottest ironic gifts :: Buy one for a hipster friend of yours today!}
3. Make-up testimonials and publish them on commercial pages in violation of the law {link}. Why not? Fraud is so much easier than not-fraud :: Remember that!
4. Look for opportunities to viciously abuse rape victims and their advocates {in public if at all possible}. That doesn’t sound like a business tip :: but stress relief is important :: and if you can’t publicly shame someone that has already suffered … what can you do?
5. Go sleeveless! … and never look back.
6. If some Justice Robot starts pointing to your ginormous flaws :: Make up a lie centered around your own dead daughter :: Tell everyone on Earth that lie {or at least everyone in SouthFlordia}. Sound extreme? … Damn right! Seven figures worth of extreme.
7. If the darkly twisted lies don’t silence the robot :: Then start sexually harassing people and making threats :: Answer some video chat invites :: File SIX false DMCA claims :: Presto! It’s inevitable, it’s impossible for this not to silence the dirty little truth teller.
7a. Upon further consideration … don’t answer video chat invites. My bad.
And just so you know it was real :: I repeat …
I’d like to be your river guide to the city of gold.
>> bleep bleep
-------------More fabulously hilarious writing ::
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- Kilstein’s Conning Questionnaire When we last checked in with Doctor Harlan Kilstein...
:: read one now before you die of stupid.
There is not an Internet Marketer out there that has been more disgusting than Harlan Kilstein.
None of what he has done in his past, or present {regarding his self proclaimed successes} will ever count for anything after his sexual harassment in his past…especially with his harassment with me…
he is a disgusting pervert and makes me want to puke! want or need "evidence" we got it!
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Puke buckets at the ready guys…. Harlans live and talking of a little boy who made him breathless!
Email from the JV manager follows…
{start}
We just went live about two hours ago to the early bird list,
and already fast action bonuses are flying off the shelves.
Not only that…but phone sale conversions continue to
be unreal.
Mail the below email now, and you'll see commissions come
piling in!
There is a ton of credibility for this launch right now,
and you definitely want to capitalize on all the work
that's been done to date to get your prospects ready
for the offer.
With the huge value of the main offer…combined with all
of our upsells, and popup downsell…this one is a surefire
winner.
I definitely am mailing my personal lists…
If you do the same…It'll bring a great big smile to your
face :)
Here's your backoffice login to check your commissions:
Login Location: http://www.tactic7insidersecrets.com/************…
Login ID: ******
Login Password: *********
Let me know if you need anything,
Cheers,
-David
Tactic 7 Affiliate Manager
Subject Line Options:
A. Fool Proof Steps To Success
B. The Shortcut To Success
C. Your Helicopter Ride is Leaving
Once there was a man who decided he wanted to learn
mountain climbing. He took classes and bought the
best equipment.
He began to work out so he would be in the best possible
physical shape. Every weekend he would practice his art
so one day – he could go after the big one.
The day came and he set off. He was packed and prepared.
The method of ascent to the top was steep and the going
was slow and difficult.
More than one time the supports came loose and he swung
dangerously from the ropes over the rocks below.
It took hours and his muscles felt tired and exhausted.
Even though he wore gloves his hands were raw from the
ropes.
Finally, he pulled himself up to the summit. He stood
up and looked around.
He was pumped. At the top. He’d accomplished his goal.
But before he could celebrate – he saw a young boy
watching him.
Suddenly he couldn’t breathe. He walked over to the boy
and asked him, “How did you get up here.”
The young boy answered, “I took the helicopter.”
If you’re sick and tired of taking the slow route to
success on the Internet – the helicopter is about to leave.
At the control panel is Harlan Kilstein who has helped many
of the Internet legends on their way to the top.
He’s built seven-figure businesses for others.
He’s built a seven-figure business for himself.
Now, he’d like to help you build yours.
WARNING: Harlan has gone all out to bribe you into joining
his program. His Fast Action bonuses will not last.
You want to be here when Tactic 7 – Seven Steps to Seven
Figures Opens…
http://tactic7insidersecrets.com/?*******
This time, it’s YOUR TURN.
Sincerely,
Satan
{END}
My buckets FULL…
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Just curious, but why does this clown wear a druid robe?
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"Your helicopter ride is leaving?" Now, that's just a brilliant piece of subject line craftsmanship, isn't it? Coming from "I'm the greatest copywriter 'cause I say so" Kilstein, who wouldn't be hypnotized into handing over their Visa card number after hearing that vexing phrase?
I am completely skeptical that there is an affiliate "manager" named "David." More likely, it's just another one of Kilstein's alter-egos, with the emphasis on "ego."
Anybody promoting him and this drivel should be rubber-stamped with the phrase, "desperate."
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Probably to make it more easy to scratch himself in public.
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Mayhaps because it's big enough?
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City of Gold?
Plot ripoff from…
(a) National Treasure 2 (movie)
(b) Jack Sparrow: City of Gold (Disney book)
(c) The Road To El Dorado (Dreamworks movie)
(d) Allan Quatermain And The Lost City Of Gold (movie)
(e) The Lone Ranger and the Lost City Of Gold (movie)
(f) All of the above.
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Who is promoting this other than the pig himself? I thought some people {unwisely} would … but I see nothing so far. If you see someone mailing this crap … please post their name here so I know who needs to be kicked in the stomach and left in the middle of the ocean to drown.
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Harlan's Helicopter Service :: The blades spin but she don't fly :: Just stick your hands in and see what happens …
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Because all his favorite nightclubs require Cosplay?
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I think that's his "Jedi" robe from when he was on stage with Androgenous Andros. Cuz well, copyright means nothing when it's someone else's.
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Here's a start…all harping on this via email for the past few weeks according to my spam trapper:
Ben Mack
David Garfinkel
John Ritskowitz
Jeff "Herschy" Schwerdt
Mark Widawer
Perry Marshall
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It's mostly the third-rater also-rans from the "traffic exchanges" and similar. I went over my email dustbin for marketing lists and found
Mike Hill
Soren Jordanson
Sinelah Gherman
I'm surprised to see that Ian Del Carmen isn't promoting this, he's usually in on the guru launches. Well, Carmen pissed off Reese badly and Mike Young tore him a new one over his "Internet consultant franchise", but Kilstein isn't in that circle and with an open sign-up as affiliate promoter you'd think Carmen would be all over it if his shady little instincts thought there'd be money in it for him…
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Mine came from Mike Hill out of Canada of CPA Tsunami fame. Interesting angle as it was ppc interview that Harlan makes you go through his squeeze page to get to.
Site and copy are pasted:
http://tactic7insidersecrets.com/ppc/
"Did you know that someone actually teaches GooglePay Per Click? Sounds insane until you hear this guy open up hismouth and start to talk about PPC. Forget the people bragging they are making $100,000a day. Forget the people lying to you about what shouldwork. Here's a secret genius who is in the trenchesevery day as the director of PPC for a majormarketing company. He runs multi-million dollar campaigns in the mostcompetitive niches… and kicks the butts of all the big players. What he does is something you've never heard before butincredibly effective. In a niche where people are paying $6-$7 a click, he'spaying a dime.
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AND… his ad ranks higher than the ads of people who arepaying more. If you could get your pay per click costs down, youcould save a lot of money. That's why I want you to check out the interview myfriend Harlan Kilstein is sharing today. He's sharingthis because the second step of Tactic 7 is aboutcreating a list. You've never heard this stuff before. Hurry and grab this interview:"
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Hi Clark… there is an aff manager called David, he is at the root of about 70% of ALL the "BIG" Launches, I've known him about 3 years, he's built up his reputation to get the affiliates on board… and… you may have heard of a launch of something involving Richard Branson and his holiness THE DALAI LAMA… hate to say it but David is at the root of that one too.
And some may squirm… but he is root for DAN KENNEDY
Now, there is a plan for launches like Kilsteins… being it his first time out using a "certain method" his conversions are being watched… if he converts well… AND… keeps returns under 20% you will see the rest of the flock come out of the woodwork, and if any questions are asked "why the delay"… the "public" answer is "we were doing a trial launch… blah… blah"
Some of the larger players have been put off by the rise of our very own Salty :-)
The big boys ALL know of him… and it pays them to tread carefully as they too will end up featuring on this very blog ;-)
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Aww… come on Jason… give our "Hairy Wolf" a break XD hehe
[youtube nr_CJL1YQRc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nr_CJL1YQRc youtube]
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Latest from Jedi Harlan…
Hey everyone, I'd like to thank you for being an affiliate for Tactic 7.
We've done something a little bit different – which is the way I like it.
First, a lot of people have been picking up the phone and calling. They
want to talk to Sandra my assistant. They want to talk to me.
And when they get on the phone, you can almost hear the sign of relief.
Are you ready for the numbers? You better sit down.
Yesterday, we had an off day. We ONLY closed 84% of the people who called.
But we had a better day today. We've closed 100% of the people who called today.
Know what that means?
Big pay days for affiliates.
But you have to mail your list again to remind them.
They trust you.
They've stayed on your list.
If you endorse Tactic 7 to them and get them over to our page,
we'll close them.
And wait until David tells you about the neat prizes for affiliates.
Want the new Apple Tablet PC when it comes out?
Check out the list of super cool prizes (Coming Soon).
Just mail the below for a big paycheck.
Peace.
Harlan
Subject Line Options:
{end}
… and hes offering the same options as above
From emails of this nature… it is blindingly crystal clear that his concern is his "customers"…
What… you can't see it??! :-)
Sly bloated evil fucker isn't he…
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A few things:A few things:
1. There's no such thing as an Apple Tablet PC. Even if Apple were working on a tablet computer, it would, by definition, not be called a tablet PC.
2. Why hasn't he figured out what his affiliate prizes are going to be?
3. How is he tracking affiliate commissions if people are calling in?
4. It seems like he only has 1 person, the alleged Sandra, answering the phone. Either they're not getting many calls or they are losing a lot of sales from people not being able to get through. Something tells me that no one is really calling though.
5. Ben Mack canceled his promotion and wrote in facebook that he is no longer friends with Kilstein. Dunno what happened there but I imagine Dr. Ben saw the light about Kill-stein.
6. No one "closes" 100% of their calls. You can take orders and complete sales 100% of the time if that's all you're doing. Actually, there's a percentage of people that will call with questions or who's credit card will decline or they'll have some other issue come up and the sale will not complete. I promise you that he is not selling to and then closing 100% of the people that call.
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Great points, Rafael. It's all a smokescreen!
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…Unless only 1 or 2 people called, which also explains the need for just one employee. It wouldn't remotely surprise any readers here if Harlan were that brazen and misleading. When the number itself isn't sexy enough he can move to percentages: "100% of the person who called last week placed an order…"
"100% of the people who phoned to place an order placed an order"
Besides, 100 sounds better than 2 – it's more positive thinking, glass half full, visualising your goals, shaping your future. Some say it's more powerful than finger-healing. 2 is a tire-kicking number drowning in it's own negativity, and I won't hear any rational argument to the contrary.
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"Yesterday, we had an off day. We ONLY closed 84% of the people who called.
But we had a better day today. We've closed 100% of the people who called today.
Know what that means? "
I know…I know….it means the person that called yesterday was only 84% convinced and nobody called today….C….I'm thinking outside the sphere!
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Sounds like he is now playing affiliates for idiots just like the (very few, if any) "customers." Does he think people are really that stupid? What an absolute trainwreck.
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It came to me like a message from god, while watching something about Mary. Harlin Philistine's program requires 7 steps to 7 figures, what if there was a program out there that only required 6 steps to 7 figures! A more efficient (yet just as powerful) program.
Now think about this…you see side by side ads (Tactic7 – 7 steps to 7 figures), and (TicTac6 – A sweet 6 steps to 7 figures). Which are you going to choose? Sawwweeeeettt!
Remember I have had some very famous and well recognized courses.
Power level 10 – the microinvestment guide to 7 figures online
The Klystron Chronicles – communicating a 7 figure income
The Big Bank – Monetary singularity to 7 figures online
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Apple Tablet PC == Ford's Newest Chevy
Can someone screen cap that Ben Mack Facebook thing for me? For some reason :: Ben refuses to be my friend even though I'm so totally awesome!
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Harlin Philistine … omg that's great! I wish I would have thought it myself … but I'm stealing it for sure.
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Hey Stealth ::
Can you point me to this David guy via email?
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hahaha….feel free to call it yours.
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Could Philistine be friends with Ben Mack if Mack is Salty Droid?
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Isn't it possible that Harlan means "hung up" when he says he "closed the calls"? I don't think he would be a stranger to using an auto-dialer, and if 100% of the people he called hung up, it's a 100% closing rate.
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NEWSFLASH EVERYBODY – I hate to interupt the Harlan fun, but Belcher just announced on Twitter:
“Getting ready for my 74 year old mom to move in with us. This should be intresting. I love you mom!
about 2 hours ago from Tweetie”
Holy Hell, Belcher’s moving his mother in. Must make a mother proud to have a convicted felon on probabtion.
Will she keep Perry in line or add to the problem?
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That's certainly plausible, knowing Kilstein!
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Harlan says I’m being robbed by some snakeoil salesman and that CPA networks are the latest scam in his latest email called Tactic 7 today. If that’s isn’t the pot calling the kettle black! This perverted psycho is really crazy. Read it below.
“Tactic 7: You Are Being Robbed
Virtually every time you open an email, visit a website, or respond to an offer, you’re being ROBBED.
You’re being fooled, blind-sided, hoodwinked, and swindled by a group of lying, double-talking, deceptive snake oil salesmen.
And the deals they are offering are just highway robbery.
Some of the concepts being peddled on line today aren’t just going to pick your pocket, they may get you fined and arrested.
Think I’m kidding? I’m deadly serious.
You’ve probably seen them already and you may have already fallen for their pitch.
They are called “Flogs” – fake blogs.
They use a combination of lies and fake testimonials to get you to take one of their “trial” offer.
The reason they should call them “trial offers” is that the people offering them should be put on trial.
It’s all part of the latest scam called CPA. This is the way CPA works.
You build a website with the entire goal of getting people to click on your link and taking advantage of a deceptive offer.
People say you can make a lot of money doing CPA.
You can also lose your shirt. And pants too.
Listen – this is not a business model I would recommend to anyone. Especially to someone who has an ounce of integrity in their body.
If you want to succeed on line, I recommend you build a business.
A real business. You own. You run. You earn a living.
And if you build it right…. SALES EXPLOSION.
That’s my advice to you.
Now listen up, I’m looking for a handful of people to mentor.
I’m not looking for masses.
I’m looking for people who want to succeed.
I’m looking for people who want to work in INTEGRITY.
I’m looking for people who want to develop a connection with a mentor.
Could that be you?
Check this out today.
http://www.tactic7insidersecrets.com
And there are still some fast action bonuses available.
If you want to see what Internet Marketing looks like without the hype, I recommend you check out this offer.
http://www.tactic7insidersecrets.com/
Peace,
Harlan
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NateCheeley Reply:
September 18th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
"the latest scam called CPA"?
CPA is (in my opinion) the best possible affiliate commission you can earn. The best CPAs you don't even need to convert a sale, you just need to generate a lead and that's a piece of cake. Sure the "flogs" are in danger and even being investigated by the FTC right now, but what does that have to do with CPA offers? That has to do with an underhanded (and age old) tactic that has just recently gained too much ground too quickly due to cheap and effective social media advertising.
On the flip side, I don't care who your mentor is, not everyone is qualified to build a business online. Not everyone is qualified to be white hat. If he's looking to sincerely walk people through this with the use of "7 insider secrets", this could be the biggest failure yet. There are no secrets. I created my own info-mock-up to illustrate this point.
I'd go on but I have a real online business to tend to. :)
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Certainly can… it'll be with you shortly ;-)
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Between the "7s" and the "business strategy" I felt this movie clip is dually applicable:
[youtube h9mioHO4hoM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9mioHO4hoM youtube]
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Nate, I ordered but did not get my button. Only an image of a button that wasn't possible to push. I want my $0.00 back!
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This guy proves he knows what he's doing!
"If the phone is busy, please keep calling until you get through!"
Yes Harlan… thats how you do it… please teach me how to be as evil and dumb as you… please answer the phone… I am having trouble handing you my kids food money.
Note to Harlan: I know you're keeping an eye on here Mr K… well the very best of luck. If you should find yourself lying in bed… sucking your pillow… thinking what it must be like to be one of your innocent victims… you know what you should do don't you?
Yes… tell poor Sandra to go home as it seems she is working 24/7… then go refund every poor bastard you have decieved.
You do NOT have the skills to make people wealthy… you haven't even got the launch right… considering the methods you are using… you are skidding about all over the fuckin place… adn you know damned well why the big dogs aren't shovelling your shit… don't you?
Well you go do the decent thing… your mommy will be proud.
{end of direct message to Kilstein}
Everyone, heres the latest for the record… please don't ring Sandra though…
http://www.tactic7insidersecrets.com/amember/vide…
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That video made a lot more sense than Kilstein ever could.
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Is Sandra his yoga instructor?
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Having a physical button to push isn't the important part, it's the action of pushing a button! I encourage you to try it for a little longer, at least until you're an hour or so beyond the return policy of unlimited years.
Thanks!! ;)
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Nate… you smoothie! :-)
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Sandra is the Royal Penis Cleaner by the sound of it… Sandra… spit and go home girl! :-)
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i got through the first couple minutes of the video at the link without stabbing myself in the eye. it is truly amazing.
he is clearly a genius beyond measure. the small niche/large niche dichotomy is a masterstroke – so wait, if a lot of people want your product, you'll make more money; if not a lot of people want your product, you'll make less money? this is going to turn the business world on its head.
do you think that dry erase boards that double as raised-relief maps are a small niche or a large niche product?
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Joel Comm just sent out the first helicopter promo mail too.
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You're lucky…I never made it….i'm blind now…..
I found it ironical. I think someone should tell Killerstein that a niche by it's very nature is "small" (since it is a subset of a broader market). The poor poor, imbecile.
On a side note, what is up with all these goobers all saying NITCH… NITCH…. NITCH…..it's niche…. rhymes with sheeeshhhh…have any of them bin edjurkated).
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Joel Comm. A legend in his own mind, and a shameless promoter of Harlan Kilstein. Perhaps he deserves a place on the Droid's future editorial calendar. Bleep bloop.
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http://twitter.com/H_Philistine
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laffin' Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 12:07 am
@goldclub24 RT’ing @drkilstein is a sin according to 12 different religions :: http://bit.ly/Q07H9 :: stop sinning.1:24 PM Oct 14th from web in reply to goldclub24
crazy funny
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hahaha…nice twitter page….damn it man…you have more followers then me!!
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N&G :: Can you forward me the Kilstein related spam from Jeff Schwerdt?
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The comments on this post were hella useful :: I love you guys!
~Kyle :: "Quit saying hella Cartman!"
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For posterity (or posteriority):
http://www.vimeo.com/7053410
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I think I recall seeing Kilstein’s lastest email blast saying something about Tactic 7 has now turned into Tactic 10. Geez, I wonder what the three additional tactics are?
He really ought to consider getting some robes in brighter colors for the camera - that one kind of washes out his pastey complexion.
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Zippy Reply:
October 19th, 2009 at 5:40 pm
Well, he probably looked down at his fingers and realized that he had miscounted, and had been overlooking 3 tactics. Of course, in a month or two he’ll look down at his toes and realize he has an extra 10 tactics there, for a total of 20 tactics.
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Interesting. The Tactic 7 website now has a closed sign hanging on it.
Victory for SD?
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Peppy Reply:
October 21st, 2009 at 1:47 pm
Sadly, Harlan Kilstein has re-counted his fingers and found that he actually has 10 tactics instead of 7, so he’s renamed it…get this…Tactic10. And I thought we’d seen all of Harlan’s uh, “tractics” on this blog. Anyone know what the other 3 “tactics” are? (And can describe them without vomiting?)
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_cartman_ Reply:
October 21st, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Shrug….maybe he has been playing to much world of warcraft…tictac10.con isn’t up yet..we will soon be exposed to the 10 tictacs of man.
Listen to the last 15 seconds (probably a tictac….two choices, one an obvious scam he shows, or you can have an ”honest” business by “joining” him…).
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canyouexplainthisplease Reply:
October 21st, 2009 at 10:26 pm
I swear, I know I read a tweet by him last week or sometime lately talking about how he was re-writing the copy on his flogs. Now, he’s critisizing them as if he’s not running them?
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canyouexplainthisplease Reply:
October 21st, 2009 at 10:37 pm
I think Harlan has deleted some of his tweets from last week. There was a day or two when he was tweeting about refund requests and fixing the flogs; I remember it specifically because I watched his tweets from this very site and laughed about it.
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canyouexplainthisplease Reply:
October 21st, 2009 at 10:28 pm
WTF???? He’s now positioning HIMSELF…as of a few hours ago…as a SCAM BUSTER?????????
@BigLordy More to come!about 4 hours ago from Twittelator in reply to BigLordy
RT @BigLordy @drkilstein well done Harlan! Kudos for unearthing this crap and showing the world. U have my support.about 4 hours ago from Twittelator
Watch this video. Some people are really getting pissed at me: http://bit.ly/NHsRqabout 5 hours ago from web
Another Scam Exposed. Watch This Video http://aweber.com/b/1mSskabout 6 hours ago from API
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Walter Reply:
October 22nd, 2009 at 12:10 am
Harlan is probably real good at EXPOSING things. Too bad he isn’t real good as a copywriter.
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SD Reply:
October 22nd, 2009 at 12:17 am
What are you on drugs?
I’m real gooder as copyrighter, dirtbag.
You eat babies that came out of yourself.
Peace.
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Walter Reply:
October 22nd, 2009 at 2:23 am
Oh, too funny. Dirtbag.
Peace.
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poor child doesn’t know what to do anymore … the end draweth near….
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Smell the scent of the cold sweat of despair. :)
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[...] One person who was reminded of Kilstein’s continued existence via this “exciting opportunity” was Enigma Valdez. Enigma was a part of Not-Doctor Kilstein’s Six Figures Coaching Program in 2006 {this was in the days before Joseph Smith told Doofstein about the Seven Golden Tactics}. [...]
What a ridiculous marketing line: “I’d like to be your river guide to the city of gold. Will you join me?” Uh, no.
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yes it is a bit odd isn’t it?Harlan Kilstein isn’t as good looking as James Ray, and therefore can’t really use sex appeal in his marketing without destroying any chance of making money
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did i read harlan kilstein and good looking in the same sentence above?
fat, out a shape, loser douche noozle pervert trolling the internet is more like it.
go fuck yourself harlan and then go burn in hell.
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preach on bro!
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Harlan Kilstein , the FTC has changed the game on you + you have left a trail of disgruntled victims + James Arthur Ray kills 4 people with his business wealth seminars + Oprah + someone has already publicly requested a refund which you did not do.
This is NOT a good time for you right now at all. You do realize that it’s very likely that they’re going to nail your thieving head to the wall, right? You must be out of your mind not to start doing what’s right and STOP your foolishness.
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I still can’t get over that sex book that Harlan once pushed. And the concept of “Christian blow jobs.” He’s a class act, isn’t he?
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4sure he is that slimey rat fuck Harlan. I think he has a video on it.Don’t forget the other Harlan masterpiece called Christian sex not Porn.
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Not-Doctor Kilstien would never do anything like that :: he’s innocent!
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