Highlighting Harlan
Not-Doctor Harlan Kilstein is a sick and disturbing individual. He’s a troll :: Pervert :: Hostile Sicko :: Victims Advocate Abuser :: Flatterer :: Misogynist :: Fake Healer :: Sycophant :: Scammer :: Con “Man” :: and {of course} D-Bag. Writing about him is somewhat exhausting and depressing {even for a robot}.
On the upside :: His idiocy is manifest :: DeepDigging is not required to find moments in which his creepiness crosses over the line and becomes tragicomedy. The Droid puts ampletitudinous amounts of effort into video editing … but it’s hardly necessary. Any random two minutes of Harlan the Horrible is sure to both horrify and amuse.
Let us laugh at Harlan Kilstein now :: Let us laugh together until ALL the evil is vanquished from the world {error_ :: I got carried away :: But let’s at least laugh for the next 2:32}
{in a whining nasal tone} STOP!
>> bleep
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He needs some cheese to go with that whine.
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SaltyDroid Reply:
July 21st, 2009 at 11:58 pm
I'd say he's got plenty-o-cheese …
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Bravo! Utterly fascinating modern-day sighting of an elusive "Boy in a Man's Body." I will forward the link to this amazing video to the professors at the Leipzig Institute, for they will surely want to commission a study of this strange creature. Interestingly, until now, this bizarre species was previously thought only to come out at night (and then only to make random, deep-breathing phone calls to total strangers of either sex). Who would have ever suspected such a Man-Child would be sighted living in Boca Raton, Florida?
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SaltyDroid Reply:
July 22nd, 2009 at 10:46 pm
How could you possibly call him a Man-Child? Did you just pull that from thin air? I mean, look at this viciously sophisticated attack ::
"@billhilton Your last name is a hotel. Is that where @saltydroid spreads his legal legs to give gay sex to his droid buddies?"
Oh okay … I guess I can see what you're sayin
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This guy claims to be an interneting marketing "expert?" Then he actually goes on video and BELCHES and keeps on going! I mean, come on, is he just lazy or does he think his potential "customers" are so stupid they won't even notice the distasteful bodily emissions? Unbelievably unprofessional. He should seriously take some Malox before he does his weird little videos, not that any intelligent person would even want to watch them, but at least he wouldn't be so disgustingly gross. This is the last guy on earth I'd call for marketing advice. Pathetic.
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hehe – I like how he chugs the wine by the pool. Don't usually see Boone's Farm in stemware, but the white cap ties the whole 'touch of class' moment together.
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SaltyDroid Reply:
July 22nd, 2009 at 10:52 pm
SadMan1 :: "Cheers Gents!"
SadMan1 :: "What should we toast to?"
SadMan1 :: "Hmmm …. How about this: Here's to sitting alone in the condo common area!"
SadMan1 :: "Horah! Cheers …"
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[...] Go sleeveless! … and never look [...]
What book do you suppose he was reading here? I'm guessing it was a Harlequin romance novel about the dark ages. You know, something he could really throw himself into, one way or another.
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